I'm serious, what's the big deal? I talk to big name hot shots all
the time on the telephone. Why just recently, I called a man named Jerry
O'Connell. We talk all the time! Here's how it went...
COC: Hello?
SCB: Jerry?
COC: No, this is Charlie.
SCB: Oh! Hey, Chuck. Is Jerry there?
COC: ....yeah. Hang on just a sec.
JOC: Hello?
SCB: Is this Jerry?
JOC: Yes, who is this?
SCB: Jerry O'Connell?
JOC: Yes...
SCB: The guy that played "Quinn" on SLIDERS?
JOC: Yeah, that's me. Who is this?
SCB: .....
JOC: Hold on just a sec...I know who this is.
SCB: .....
JOC: You're that guy that keeps calling over here all the, aren't you!
SCB: Hehehe..
JOC: I knew it! Who the hell is this, and why do you keep calling over
here!?
SCB: Is your refrigerator running?
JOC: Oh, brother...
COC in the background: Huh?
JOC to COC: Not you..
SCB: Well, you'd better go catch it!
JOC: Listen, I'm going to have the police trace my calls if you don't
stop calling over here.
COC in the background: What about my calls?
JOC to COC: You don't get any calls.
COC in the background: Oh yeah...
SCB: Hey Jerry, do you keep Prince Albert in a can?
JOC: Prince Albert in a can? God, I'm really getting sick of this..
SCB: Quick, Jerry! Go let him out!!!
JOC: That's it. I'm calling the cops.
SCB: Set him free!
COC in the background: Brother.....DO we keep Prince Albert in a can?
JOC to COC: Yeah, I think ma gave me some a while back. Check the pantry..
COC in the background: Quickly, brother! We must set him free!!
SCB: Jerry, seriously; one quick question.
JOC: .......(sighs)...what is it?
SCB: Do you think you'll ever come back and do a SLIDERS movie for
Sci-fi?
JOC: What? And work for that @#$&ing @#@$, Peckinpah? Forget that.
SCB: ....can't say that I blame you. Hey, Jerry?
JOC: What?
SCB: Is your refrigerator running?
JOC: You did that one already...
SCB: Oh yeah...
It continued like that for a while. I'm kidding. I did NOT call Jerry
O'Connell, and I honestly didn't mean to make Charlie sound as stupid
as I did; I think he's great, and he did a great job as Colin (well,
I did. Don't like it? Too damn bad.)
QBall79...congrats on getting a call from the MAN himself. If he had
have called me, I'd have probably wet myself right on the spot....and
then I would have been spellbound during the entire call. Way to go!!
"A story of a love that can never be, and a hatred that always
was..."
Sliding Captain Bridger