I've found the Gateway!

Date: 06/01/2000
From: Sabre_Edge

Proof of Sliding! Forget Einstein and Podowski's theories, and listen to this. I know that Sliding really does exist now, and the best thing about it is that most of us have access to it right now!

It is a delicate balance of combining the right amount of heat, induced with static electricity and plenty of organic and synthetic fiber. You need to accelerate this combination in a constant clockwise rotating manner.

I call this the Maytag-Kenmore-Whirlpool bridge! We can now scientifically explain what happens to the missing socks!

We now are aware of a direct link to "Spawning Socks World" where they put in a pair of socks into their dryers and end up with 3.

The only thing is, right now, no human has been able to last in the dryer long enough with out passing out from heat exhaustion or throwing up from the dizziness.

I wish Silverguy was here to share this with us... nah, forget it.

SE

ROFL!!!

Date: 06/01/2000
From: Yeontoo

Dear Sabre-Edge,

Hun, you solved two mysteries in one! Here, I've wondered for years what happens to those socks! ROFL!

So, sweet sur, have you devised a way to bring them all home?

Blessings,
Yeontoo

lol!

Date: 06/01/2000
From: Doctor_Quinn

How about my "Sliding fish"? Can you explain that to me? It was in the tank, and then was gone...named Quinn too.
~:O)

The good doctor

p.s. COunt your blessings Silverguy's NOT here! Hehe.

And what if they can't find their way..

Date: 06/01/2000
From: EustiSlider

...home?

Too funny, SE. Thanks, the board needs a little to lighten things up about now.

--Eusti

And what's even more incredible...

Date: 06/01/2000
From: Stoker_chick

...it that this is ambiguous with yet another mystery which has been plaguing our bulletin board for quite some time. What is this enigma, you may ask? The paradox of ed the sock. We can simply plug his specific stench pattern with your theory, and realize that you have solved yet another problem. Observe:

He suddenly appears on our bboard with no notice, and inconstistently leaves and reenters without any warning. Eventually, we see the "Spawning Socks World," where by the Sabredgian law, it is concluded that out come three (questionably) identicle socks! (the sock clones, as from a previous, similar episode).

And of course, he eventually disappears through the washer for an eternity of slider between gateways, and never truly befriending a single sole.

Peace out.

Stoker

This whole sequence is hilarious!

Date: 06/01/2000
From: capaqu

I wish I could think of something creative to add to it!

:))

TO Funny!!!!!

Date: 06/02/2000
From: fantess

I'm sitting here laughing and my husband is like "I don't get it" Proof opposites attract!

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