PROD. #K0803
SLIDERS
"LOVE GODS"
CAST
QUINN MALLORY
WADE WELLES
MAXIMILIAN ARTURO
REMBRANDT BROWN
DAVID
DEBRA
DIANA
BILLIE JEAN
JANE
DETECTIVE LORRAINE SPECATELI
DOCTOR ELAINE MORRIS
KARA
TREVOR GRANT
O'GRADY
STATIONARY BIKER
POLICE WOMAN/OFFICERS
CLERK
NEWSCASTER
DRIVER
WOMAN #1
WOMAN #2
WOMEN
TEEN-AGE GIRLS
ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL
FOUR POLICE WOMEN
ARMED GUARDS
FEMALE GUARD
OWLISH MAN
TOWERING NURSE
VOICE
VOICE ON 2-WAY
VOICE FROM CARPHONE
POLICE OFFICERS
FEMALE SHOPPER
EXTRAS:
#K0803 "LOVE GODS"
SETS
INTERIORS
SHOPPING THOROUGHFARE
POLICE STATION
BULL PEN
INTERROGATION ROOM
UNMARKED VANS AND CARS
POLICE CARS
BREEDING CENTER
EXAM ROOM
RECREATION AREA
STEAM BATH
DOMINION HOTEL
LOBBY
ROOM
LAMPLIGHTER
DAVID'S ROOM
DIANA'S HOUSE
LIVING ROOM
KITCHEN
SECOND FLOOR LANDING
HIDDEN ROOM
BATHROOM
ATTIC
JANE'S PENTHOUSE
BEDROOM
N.D. HOTEL ROOM
AUSTRALIAN CONSULATE
SECOND FLOOR ROOM
ARTURO'S ROOM
EXTERIORS
ALLEYS
STREETS
DESERTED RESIDENTIAL STREET
INTERSECTION
CORNER
BREEDING CENTER
ROAD
REAR LOADING DOCK
DIANA'S HOUSE
ROOF
BACKYARD
STREET
APARTMENT BUILDING
AUSTRAILIAN CONSULATE
COURTYARD
PARK
STATUE OF LINCOLN
VANS AND POLICE CARS
AUSTRAILIAN'S CAR
AMERICAN'S CAR
POLICE CARS
#K0803 - "Love Gods" - 11/20/95 Prod. Draft 1.
LOVE GODS
TEASER
1 EXT. ALLEY - DAY - ARTURO, WADE, QUINN 1
emerging from the wormhole. Arturo lands hard.
ARTURO
Bloody asphalt again!
QUINN
Don't complain. Next world it
could be spikes.
REMBRANDT
hits the street hard, rolls. But unlike his friends, he
rises unhurt, thanks to the tube-like day-glo pads that
Cover each arm from wrist to shoulder. Bicycle helmet, knee
guards complete the surprising picture.
REMBRANDT
(exhilarated)
All right! Definite E ticket!
ARTURO
So glad you enjoyed it, Mister
Brown.
REMBRANDT
Hey, I offered to make you a set of
sliding pads, Professor. You said
they looked ridiculous.
ARTURO
And they do.
REMBRANDT
(removing his equipment)
Yeah, well the bruised and scabby
look's not that great either,
(then)
I ought'a get a patent on these.
As Arturo glowers at him...
QUINN
How long are we here for?
WADE
(checks timer )
Three days, sixteen hours.
#K0803 - "Love Gods" - 11/20/95 Prod. Draft 2.
2 EXT. A SHOPPING THOROUGHFARE - WOMEN 2
as they emerge out onto the street -- come and go carrying
shopping bags; teen-age girls laugh as they exit a store.
QUINN
Must be a Saturday. Lot of people
out shopping.
REMBRANDT
Looks pretty normal.
ARTURO
It always looks normal.
(then)
That is how these things begin.
Wade takes a second to assess.
ANGLE - CLOTHING STORE WINDOW
all the mannequins are females dressed in business suits;
some with bow ties. The sign overhead: BROOKS SISTERS.
WADE
(to Quinn)
Maybe on this world women have
finally broken through the glass
ceiling.
As now --
AN ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL
exits the TOY STORE next door, carrying a new doll. She
stops dead in her tracks. Her eyes go wide --
REMBRANDT
Hi, sweetheart.
The child is halfway between terror and awe. Quinn and
Rembrandt share a confused look. Arturo meanwhile is
studying the toy store's window display.
WADE
(needling him)
I didn't know you were into toys,
Professor.
ARTURO
You can tell a lot about a culture
by the way they amuse their
children.
(CONTINUED)
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2 CONTINUED: 2
ANGLE - THE STORE WINDOW
filled with an array of toys either for girls or non-gender
specific (e.g. Leggos, erector sets). Lots of dolls --
life-size (in some cases, eerily so). A toy ad in the
window. A woman cradles a doll in her arms. The copy
reads: "Not Approved? Get the new deluxe 'Baby Patriot of
Your Own.'"
WADE
No guns or war toys. Not one item
is a weapon of any kind.
REMBRANDT
They got Johnny Cage from Mortal
Kombat. Except he's sittin' at a
tea party ....
Quinn notices a reflection in the Window behind him --
A HALF-DOZEN WOMEN
all fixated on the male Sliders. One catches Quinn's eye.
Little doubt what she wants.
QUINN
Uh, guys?
The other Sliders turn, discover the burgeoning mob.
ARTURO
What the devil are they staring at?
REMBRANDT
Must be another world where I'm a
superstar.
They hear the word "men" rippling through the crowd.
WADE
Let's get out of here.
They start walking away. Women flocking to them now, ad
lib, "Where?" "I like the one with the mustache."
"OhmiGod, it's true!" "Where'd they come from?"
WADE
Why are they following us?
REMBRANDT
Ladies, please. Give a man some.
room.
(CONTINUED)
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2 CONTINUED: 2 2
A woman passionately throws her arms around his neck. As
Rembrandt extricates himself...
QUINN
Run!
But their path is blocked. In b.g., approaching SIRENS.
3 EXT. ALLEY - DAY - THE SLIDERS 3
...find themselves driven back in the alley. The crowd
shoves Wade aside as they mob the guys. One woman hugs
Quinn, another tears at his shirt.
QUINN
(calling to Wade)
Meet back at the Dominion!
ARTURO
Madam! Conduct yourself in a
manner...
He's interrupted by a woman planting a kiss on his mouth.
Suddenly, four POLICE WOMEN break through the crowd. One
grabs her radio. The others pull women off the Sliders.
O'GRADY
(into 2-way)
Unit ten requesting back-up!
Corner of Market and Fourteenth.
We've got escaped breeders!
Repeat, escaped breeders!
FADE OUT.
END OF TEASER