You must be at least 18 to read this!!!!

Date: 8/20/99
From: SL4ever

(Like the others will stay away! I tried, though.)

In light of recent events, I'll not be holding back anymore. :-P (YES, I have been holding back because knowledge is a dangerous thing!!!)

Here is the first in a series of posts that I call "naughty knowledge."

FOOD AND SEX

Remember, the best food and sex combinations are the ones which the person who wasn't satisfied eats the food afterwards, so pick things you like to eat but want a little extra flavor on! (Warning, don't try any of these by yourself. I have a friend who worked in the emergency room for years and I heard ALL the stories involving people who had tried things by themselves!!)

For Men:

A properly warmed orange is, shall we say, a beautiful thing. Just be sure to catch any dripping juice, ladies!

For Women:

The banana is the obvious choice, but don't go there!! It ... um ... causes problems because of it's mushiness. Those who find the combined taste of bananas and sex to be irresistible, don't say I didn't warn you!

Snickers bar. This is MUCH better!! Not only is there less danger involved, it leaves behind a chocolate residue which requires cleaning, so the lucky woman has much to look forward to when her significant other unwraps America's favorite nut filled candy. If you are feeling extra daring, go for the economy sized bar!

Ball Park hot dog. Sure, its a cliche, but as long as you have your toasted bun ready, this is still a treat to relish!!

Cherry Popsicle! Ladies, you are going to be asking yourself, "why are my eyes rolling back in my head?" "Why does it seem that every part of my body has disappeared save for the flesh encircling this delightful 12 inches of frozen love?" The answer is simple!! It doesn't get any better than this!!!

Well! If I haven't offended everyone yet, check back tomorrow!!! Among other things, I will discuss what is even better than fudge on your Sundae!!!

:-D

It's gonna get worse isn't it....

Date: 8/20/99
From: mlting

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My stars and garters!

Date: 8/20/99
From: SouthernSlider

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Oh my

Date: 8/20/99
From: MTwain

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OHHH!!!

Date: 8/20/99
From: sflite

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hmmmm

Date: 8/20/99
From: Aelita

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HMMMMMMMM

Date: 8/20/99
From: wrldjmpr

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and to think i defended you!!!

Date: 8/20/99
From: 1013shan

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I've got to quit reading these

Date: 8/20/99
From: Foxtrottin

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Tee Hee!

Date: 8/20/99
From: goldenangel

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oh my....

Date: 8/20/99
From: Ann_Fredericks

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OHHHHHHHH MY!

Date: 8/21/99
From: weeeezr

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