What are you looking at?!?!?!

Date: 8/21/99
From: SL4ever

Here is part two in my series of naughty knowledge posts!! :-P

THE MOST EXCITING PUBLIC PLACES TO MAKE LOVE!!!!!

There is nothing more exciting than getting it on in public. But where to do it? What places are foolishly risky? Which places have been done to death and are so 80's???? The doctor of love is in and is here to tell you!!!

Excitement of each location is rated on a Sliding scale of 1 (Oh just do it in the bedroom you prude!!!) to 10 (You are a public sex god!!!!)

The front row theater seats at any Adam Sandler movie. [1] You could at least pick a movie that someone else will attend, like the Psycho remake or a documentary!! Still, even public sex with no chance for getting busted is better than actually WATCHING an Adam Sandler movie!!

The car parked anywhere. [2] This is so 80's!! Come on!!! ANYbody can have sex in a car, and they have!!! However, change that rating to a "5" if you are doing it while the car is moving and a "10" if the driver is the one going down!!

Stairwells in an office building. [3] Wow!! Stop the presses!! This has never been done before!! NOT!!! Let's see some bravery out there! There is plenty of time to stop and make yourselves presentable in a stairwell!! It is no fun unless you can be walked in on and busted deadwood!!

On an airplane. [4] Oh please. This fad is so commonplace that 14 year olds are members of the "mile high club" these days. So this is OVER. However, ladies, "tube steak smothered in underwear" is a heck of a lot better to eat than the "mystery meat smothered in bile" that the stewardess tries to push on you!

Public bathroom in:

Office building. [3] Please. This has been done so much that they had to repaint the walls in your office building!! (And let us not forget the infamous panty flushing incident) Let's see some imagination out there!

Bus station or gas station. [-10] Oh gross. How disgusting can THAT be????? Have you ever BEEN in one of those places?????

Fine restaurant. [5] Now we're getting somewhere!!! :-P There is nothing better than throwing up a $1,000 dress and slurping up some dessert after eating caviar and roasted duck at Le Mansion Royale!!

Moving on...

In a tree at the park. [7] Now this is different AND daring!!! Just watch your backstroke fellows! It wouldn't do to spend the next 25 months in traction because of a head first fall, now would it???

In the science aisle at the public library. [8] No one EVER goes down this aisle anymore, so why not? If one or both of you is a "screamer" then change this rating to a "9" !!!

In your boss's office 5 minutes before his meeting is over. [9] In case you haven't figured it out yet, danger heightens the experience. So the more dangerous the better!!! If your boss is the Atila the Hun type, change this rating to a "10."

And the BEST public place to have sex....

An elevator!!! (as if my last post didn't give this away.) [10] Sure, its a cliche, but what could be better than the chance of a stop at every floor and not knowing WHO will be standing there waiting to get on? Your mother? Father Kemp? Your boss and three prize clients? The channel 2 news crew? There is the chance for career and life ruin at each floor!!! :-) Believe me, nothing gets your motor running better than that!!!

:-P

Hmm....

Date: 8/22/99
From: Mychand

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how about here!

Date: 8/22/99
From: Colins_Girl

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Dr Love????

Date: 8/22/99
From: sflite

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wow

Date: 8/22/99
From: MTwain

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HEY!!!!

Date: 8/22/99
From: wrldjmpr

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Tsk tsk.

Date: 8/22/99
From: SL4ever

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SL4ever

Date: 8/22/99
From: Aelita

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SL, honey.....

Date: 8/22/99
From: SouthernSlider

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