The Seer MSTied

Date: 08/24/2001
From: SL4ever

>>>Thanks once again to Eust for making the script availible! :-P~~~~~~~~~~~~~ <<<<

HTWD: And we’re back to The Way it was MSTied. MSR, what would you do with “The Seer” ?

MSR: Run like hell away from it!

HTWD: What about you, TM?

TM: I’d be neck to neck with Missy.

KariWuher: I’d be making hot, sweet, love to it.

HTWD: I said T-H-E S-E-E-R.

KW: Oh. Did you know I was in a porn movie called “Suckers” that played off Sliders? Instead of using a vortex we Slid using a big open-.

HTWD: ANYway, that leaves our final guest. I loathe having to do this, but TIP, you have the floor.

TIP: Weeeee! Okay, first I want to talk about ham salad-.

HTWD: Never mind. Kari, back to you. I’d rather get thrown off the air than listen to one more second of the second most annoying person on the planet behind Connie Chung.

SL4ever: What the smeg is going on?????

<HenryTheWonderDog hastily shoves his MissingSliderRyan, ThomasMalthus, Kari Wuher, and TIP action figures under the couch.> : Um, nothing. Just passing the time until the projectionist is ready with “The Seer.”

SL4 <eyeing Henry suspiciously.> : Oooooookay. Anyway, let’s get to the theater. Finally time to tear the worst ep of Sliders a new >:-#.

HTWD: WOO HOOO!!! <he lags behind and grabs his MSR action figure [making sure her blaster was still in the holster] to take in with him for courage.>

SLIDERS
"The Seer"
TEASER

SL4: Funny, this horrid ep makes me feel a lot of things, but “teased” is never one of them. >:-#

FADE IN:
TIGHT ON AN MD-TYPE DATA DISK (D1)

TBH: Every horrible movie has a disk, have you ever noticed that? If you hear the lines “Give me the disk!” you know you’re watching a horrible movie.

held in Diana's hand. Widen to include...

HTWD: ...Arturo. Keep widening. Keeeeeeeeep widening. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP going.

NEW YORK STREET - OUTDOOR CAFE – DAY

Peckinmoron: It’s a parallel world, of COURSE New York City could be in California! Go with it!

A normal day.

SL4: So Mallory has said only 34 hideously unfunny comments, then?

A fairly normal world.

TBH: Normal for Peckinbals? <mimicking Remmy> That mosquito just picked up Maggie and carried her off! <mimicking Diana> Will someone please tell the orange fairy to take her hand out of my ass?

DIANA and MALLORY are comfortably seated around a table at a sidewalk cafe sipping coffee. A somber serious mood hangs heavy in the air.

HTWD <somberly> : We’re drinking the last of the Half and Half we brought along, guys. I sure hope we reach a civilized world soon!

DIANA: This is it, folks.

SL4: TEE HEE. See, the first line of dialogue is a double entendre! Genius!

She slips the disk into the PDL's drive.

TBH <mimicking PDL> : Sure, just shove it in! No grease, no rubber, nothing. >:-#

DIANA (continuing) : I just need a few moments to call up the coordinates and punch them into the timer. Then we're off to our home worlds. Thanks to Dr. Geiger.

HTWD: SL4ever, thank Dr. Geiger for us.

<SL4ever makes an obscene gesture>

MALLORY: So, any plans after our triumphant return?

SL4: The first thing the other three will do is take enough drugs to remove all memory of your “jokes.”

MALLORY: Wait, I know... (a la an announcer)

TBH: ... You’ve just murdered Mallory, the second most annoying bastard on any planet. What’re you gonna do next?

MALLORY: And the Nobel Prize goes to... Diana Davis! Come on down!

HTWD: So is he more tedious when he’s trying to be funny or when he’s sucking up to someone worse than SL4ever sucks up to Blinker?

SL4: Hey! Blinker rocks! What can I say?

HTWD: You can't say anything when you have your lips shoved so far up his-.

Maggie comes out of a store front, fast food carry-out in hand.

TBH <mimicking Maggie> : I know that Mallory had the barbecued fish, Remmy had the sextuple cheeseburger, and Diana had the McTofu, but who ordered the Trampburger?

DIANA: No, a couple of months ago that sounded nice. But after everything we've seen and done, getting a 'prize' for it seems... wrong.

HTWD: Then just keep the money and give the prize back. :-P

MALLORY: Well, for me a hammock, a blender and endless margaritas come to mind.

SL4: So you’re saying that you’re a lazy boozehound?

TBH: You act like any of that was a surprise to you.

Maggie is there, and takes a big bite of her "burger." Mallory takes note and winces.

TBH: This nasty >:-# was just talking about drinking MARGARITAS and he’s acting like what she’s eating is gross????

MALLORY: What are you eating?

HTWD: I would be careful asking Maggie that question.

MAGGIE: Giraffe burger and pork soda. It's not bad, try some.

SL4: You can’t TELL me that this writer wasn’t surfing this board and seeing some of the stuff like this that I was posting! >:-# This is straight out of “Slide Wars” ! While I’m at it, I noticed that Damron didn’t start calling the Sliders “Our Heroes” until I started doing it. >:-#

TBH: After all the >:-# you’ve ripped off from other people, you have a lotta nerve to say anything!

She shoves it in his face.

HTWD: I’m not touching this one.

TBH: Well, I’M certainly not going to riff it!!

He rears back.

SL4: Who is he fooling? He’d eat Rocky Mountain Oysters if no one was looking!

MALLORY: The word 'why' comes to mind.

TBH: Only an unmitigated moron can take a one word question and turn it into a six word sentence.

MAGGIE: Because it's the last chance to take a bite out of the bizarre and unusual.

HTWD: Well, you can always date Marilyn Manson for the former and Jim Carrey for the latter.

MAGGIE: From now on the expected is what you get and the unexpected is just a memory.

SL4: You’re too kind. Who here expected you to record an album? But when you did our expectations of how horrible it would be were exceeded.

MALLORY: Very poetic. (to Diana) I'll take that margarita now.

TBH: As I was saying, this nasty >:-# turns away from calling a pork drink nasty and asks for a nauseating margarita!

DIANA (to Maggie) : Since your home world is... (searches for the right word)

HTWD: Destroyed? Annihilated? Demolished? Shattered? Devastated? A collection of fragments?

DIANA: ... no more, will you be sliding home with Remmy?

SL4: Hmmmm, go home to occupied Earth alone or take along Maggie. Have to spend more time with Maggie versus the chance of her dying at the hands of the Kromaggs. Decisions, decisions.

MAGGIE: I haven't decided yet.

TBH: Well neither has HE, you presumptuous >:-#.

MAGGIE: I'm not saying I wouldn't enjoy stability, but my world is... (gestures)

HTWD: Maggie! That gesture is NOT PC-13!

MAGGIE: ... out there, wherever we go.

SL4: That’s deep ... in a bubble headed bleach blonde bimbo sort of way.

 

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Hehe

Date: 08/24/2001
From: DieselMickeyDolenz

Outstanding. I should mention that I got this script from Alternity_Orange, so thanks to him, too.

DMD

She shoves it in his face.

HTWD: I’m not touching this one.

Like DMD said

Date: 08/24/2001
From: Recall317

This is another MSTied ep that I've never seen, so I can only assume the finalize version looks like this script. God help us.

DIANA (to Maggie) : Since your home world is... (searches for the right word)

HTWD: Destroyed? Annihilated? Demolished? Shattered? Devastated? A collection of fragments?

Heehee.

R317

Stinger: She shoves it in his face.

Oh, like THAT wasn't intentional!

WOO-HOO!

Date: 08/25/2001
From: HurriKain

The Seer... word cannot describe my hatred for this episode. Mainly due to the large knife in my back while watching it.

SL4... I'm counting on you to riff this >:-# >:-#-ing >:-# piece of >:-# into shreds.

HK

This is what I've been waiting for.

Date: 08/25/2001
From: FogBoy

MORE S3-S5 MSTs! It's about damn time.

Please, someone find a late season 3 script next. :)

The TIP’s Gary Condit interview>>>>

Date: 08/25/2001
From: TheIrrelevantPoster

TIP:What’s up with the different color collared shirts??????

Having never seen "The Seer"...

Date: 08/25/2001
From: ThomasMalthus

...this should be very informative. And also funny. With that combination you can't lose! And hey, who doesn't suck up to Blinker? He's the man!

<SL4: The first thing the other three will do is take enough drugs to remove all memory of your “jokes.”>

ThomasMalthus

The nightmare begins!

Date: 08/25/2001
From: Blinker

And I can't wait to revel in every minute of it!!!

- Blinker 7:-D~~~~~
http://slidersweb.net/blinker

Widen to include...

HTWD: ...Arturo. Keep widening. Keeeeeeeeep widening. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP going

Differences

Date: 08/25/2001
From: TemporalFlux

Here's the sections of the script which were different from the final aired episode (the draft SL4ever is using is the same one explored below):

http://www.dimensionofcontinuity.com/seerot.html

You'll notice a broken image at the top. That's because this was an unfinished addition to my site that had been sitting out of public view. They've been public, though...but by no choice of mine. My online database was raped and they were linked to regardless of the fact I hadn't made them public.

Great job with the MSTings as always, SL!

Tf
temporalflux@hotmail.com
http://www.dimensionofcontinuity.com

Holy Frack!

Date: 08/26/2001
From: MissingSliderRyan

DIANA (to Maggie) : Since your home world is... (searches for the right word)

HTWD: Destroyed? Annihilated? Demolished? Shattered? Devastated? A collection of fragments?

DIANA: ... no more, will you be sliding home with Remmy?

MSR: Just wait one centon here. If Maggie slides to Remmy's world, she's going to die but not from autoerotic asphxiation as she wished.

CLYDE BRUCKMAN: Hey, that's my line. Oooo.. chantilly lace.. no banana cream pie or is that coconut?

SL4: You said pie. Where is it?

TBH: It's next to the Starbucks coffee stand outside the theater.

MSR: STARBUCK!

MSR jumps out of her seat and runs outside.

HTWD: <holding Kari doll> I got the perfect song for you!

SL4: American Pie?

HTWD: <mimicking Kari> o/` Let the bodies hit the floor.
I want to sex you up!
Let the bodies hit the floor.
Let your bluebird free!
One, nothing's wrong with me.
Nothing penicillin can't cure.
Two, nothing's wrong with me.
Nothing Peck won't cure!
Three, nothing's wrong with me.
Nothing silicone won't cure.
Four, nothing's wrong with mmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeee!
I'm just a drug you can use! o/`

TBH: <retrieves the blaster from MSR's holster> Die, bitch die!

MSR: They pulled a Count Iblis on me! He's not out there!

TBH: I meant the name of the coffee is called Starbucks.

MSR rolls her eyes as she sits down.

SL4: Uh... so where does Ratty fit in the scheme of things?

MSR: <begins drooling> He's my current babe.

TBH: Wet spill in Row 2! Wet spill in Row 2!

HTWD: He's dead, Jim... er... MSR.

MSR: <rolls her eyes again> Whatever. Why can't they show more Canadian TV in the US?

BLINKER: They have LEXX!

MSR: Nick's not on there.

SL4: Nick this. Nick that. Blah blah blah. I bet the first thing you'd do if you saw him is jump on him, hug him and pet him and call him George.

MSR: No, I'd grab onto his leg to take him down. He's so much taller than me. Then I'd...uh... hey, why am I telling you this?

MSR

bubble headed bleach blonde bimbo LOL-nt

Date: 08/26/2001
From: Yeontoo

LOL

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