Sliders Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

Date: 05/05/1999
From: SLIDER5

Ok, here's the official silly thought of the day. What if the Sliders were somehow able to slide across space and time and ended up MELDING with the cast of STAR WARS? Maybe it would turn out this way:

Cast of Characters and Places
Quinn Skywalker
Rembrandt Calrissian
Princess Wade
Professor Kenobi
Oola Beckett (the dancer from Return of the Jedi)
Colin Solo
Jabba the Kromagg
Darth Bennish
Grand Moff Rickman
The Chandler Cantina
The Death Fox

Memorable Lines and Scenes From the Star Wars Movies (AFTER this melding takes place and history is changed)

"Quinn, you blithering idiot! Slide out of this snowstorm and head to Dagaboh!" - Professor Kenobi in The Empire Slides Back

EXT. MILLENIUM FALCON Colin Solo fires at Slidetroopers and runs inside the ship ... a little more AWKWARDLY that we remember from before the melding! - from Slide Wars

QUINN: "I'm your brother." PRINCESS WADE: "Eewwww! Is THAT the real reason you never went for me?" - from Return of the Sliders

DARTH BENNISH: "Quinn .... I am the double of your father on a parallel world!" QUINN: "Noooo!" DARTH BENNISH: "Join me!"
QUINN aims the sliding device into the pit and slides away to escape - from the Empire Slides Back

GRAND MOFF RICKMAN: "Since you are reluctant to provide us with the location of the rebel parallel world, I have chosen to demonstrate the Death Fox's destructive power on Season Three of your television series." - from Slide Wars

REMBRANDT CALRISSIAN: "Solo, you've got a lot of guts coming here after what you pulled." REMMY punches Solo, then hugs him, then breaks into a rousing rendition of "Cry Like a Man"! - from the Empire Slides Back

OK, enough of my little idea. Hope you enjoyed it. Feel free to add to it!

LOL .. too funny

Date: 05/05/1999
From: MallorysMom

I like it.

I LOVE IT!!!!!

Date: 05/06/1999
From: sflite

Oh my God! I havent laughed that hard in a very looong time=)Quinn Skywalker...Darth Bennish!!!!LOL,
Where do yall come up with these ideas? Very creative=) Thanks for the giggle=)
SF

<picks herself off of the floor>

Date: 05/06/1999
From: slidecat

I love it.

before i read it i woulda said a great s3 rip off, but then DeathFox blew up s3, so i guess it wouldnt be that way.

 

I LOVE IT! I ABSOLUTLY LOVE IT!

slidecat

SEE YA ON THE FLIP SIDE!

Sir, you are a GENUIS!!!!!

Date: 05/06/1999
From: SL4ever

This is way too f-ing funny!!!! Put the mouse down and come out with your hands up!!!!

Way to go!!

Date: 05/06/1999
From: SouthernSlider

Love it, love it, love it. Great job!

SS

Too Much!

Date: 05/06/1999
From: Hawk50

What an idea! What a cast of characters! What farce! LOL!<Several times, wiping tears of laughter from eyes> Thanks, Slider5, for making my millenium!

LOL!!! <end>

Date: 05/06/1999
From: Slider142

LOL = Laughing Out Loud

That was great!!!

Date: 05/06/1999
From: SlidingThrough

Thank you so much, I needed that! Darth Bennish...LOL!!!!

ST

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Date: 05/06/1999
From: sliderjcm

how the hell would they turn in2 the star wars characters??

u put the characters of episodes 4,5,&6 & the title says episode 1

Thanks for the Kudos!

Date: 05/07/1999
From: SLIDER5

Hey I'm glad you guys all enjoyed it. To answer the last question . . . what can I say? I was trying to get everyone's attention that's all! :) Episode 1 is the hot thing now. Maybe after the Ep1 movie comes out, someone can come up with a melding with the Ep1 characters!

Lol! Funny stuff!

Date: 05/07/1999
From: lastslider

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Date: 05/08/1999
From: mouthy

I don't know how to put it.... that was a great job!!! There I did it.

k e r i

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