Date: 1/6/2000
From: Slider8_

I have nothing to do so I'm going to post this. I recieved it in an e-mail from one of my friends.

33 Things To Really Annoy People

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%
extra dark 17-inch paper 99 copies.

2. Sit in your yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow
down.

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it with your pen while talking to others.

5. Sing along at the opera.

6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather
conditions "to keep them tuned up."

7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

8. Practice making fax and modem noises.

9. Highlight irrelevant material in scientific papers and "cc" them to your
boss.

10. Say "Gesundteit" to people who don't sneeze. When they question you tell
them that you foresaw a sneeze coming.

11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the cartridge across the
room.

14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green and insist to
others that you "like it that way."

16. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.

18. Honk and wave to strangers.

19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary
mints by the cash register.

20. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.

21. type only in lowercase.

22. don t use any punctuation either

23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?"
"What?" "Never mind it's gone now."

25. As much as possible skip rather than walk.

26. Try playing the William Tell Overture announce "No wait, I messed it up"
and repeat.

27. Ask people what gender they are.

28. While making presentations occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

29. While people are talking to you, make a big display of looking up their
nose.

30. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble the answers in
a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

33. Tell your friends four days prior that you can't go to their party
because you're not in the mood.

That's all for now!

[:::]o]}= = = =(((o)))
-Slider8

#34 (Sliders related)

Date: 1/6/2000
From: Executive

Try to explain to new users why this is the only bulletin board on the Dominion why hardly anyone uses the traditional OT (off-topic) and instead goes with NSR (Not Sliders Related) for posts not pertaining to the series being discussed.

YoU fOrGoT oNe! HeH hEh HeH!

Date: 1/6/2000
From: KllyWlls

NeEd I sAy MoRe??

great list man!

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