TM does BAD fanfic...

Date: 06/12/2002
From: ThomasMalthus

Per Blinker's request, here is my brief foray into the realm of bad fan fiction.

Maximilian Arturo was thoroughly toweled and this was probably good because he was getting ready for the big fight. Remmy was there, too.

"It's a good thing we slid into this time period," Rembrandt noted. "Otherwise you'd have to face Mohammad Ali." He laughed hysterically.

"Yes," Arturo said, his mouthpiece in his mouth making his words sound less good. Realizing this, he, took them, from his mouth. "Having landed in the 1950s I'd say it was a stroke of good fortune that I only have to battle it out with Rocky Marciano." He hit a punching bag. "And since we're here for six months and time actually moves backwards here, I've been able to get in good fighting shape and I'm under forty years old now. I can't wait for this."

They had discovered that the parallel history of this world resulted in the 1970s, up to which time had been moving normally. But then in 1975 it stopped. In 1976, it started going the other way.

A now 23-year-old Rembrandt Brown shared his fiend's enthusiasm. "I know Quinn and Wade wish they could be here, but they have Kindergarten and since it's illegal on this world they couldn't get out of it."

"Why do they have Kindergarten?" the Professor asked.

"Remember Prof, they are six and eight now. This world's time moves backwards."

"Oh yeah," Arturo answered. "Well, I guess it's time for the fight."

The English man stepped out into the lights and got ready to fight the Brown Bomber. Rembrandt decided to step out for a Strawberry Coke, which they had on this world but did not have on his homeworld. It didn't tast good.

It was then that he ran into Quinn and Wade. "Hey, I thought you kids are supposed to be in school?"

"School?" Wade quizzed. "What are you talking?"

"We were younger, but that was yesterday. Since time moves backward, we're back to normal again."

"yeah, I remember now

"Hey!!" said Wade.

"You don't want to forget about your job on this world, do you?"

Remmy blushed. "Of course not. 70s detectives never go out of style." Rembrandt put on his leather, and having put on a helmet to make sure, he went off to Washington. Cents it was the 50s, there was a Brown v. Bored case going on.

The Warren Commission was there, too and they were just about to rule. Suddenly Remmy bursts in. "Take that."

Warren falls to the floor. "Arrest that man!" some old guy cries. But Remmy is too slick. He is already out and on.

Back to Quinn and Wade. "I don't know."

"It's a toaster."

"Oh."

"Don't we slide in two seconds?" Wade azed.

"Yeah, but I want to see how this fight turns out." Lennox Lewis and Evandser Holyfield were fighting in this world. Quinn opened the vortex quickly and jumped through. Soon they were all thru.

"Wow, dinos again!" Arturo exclaimed. "Yipee!"

"I want to ride one," Wade declared.

"Not so fast," siad Mr. Slayed. "What are you doing on my construction site?"

"Uh oh," Wade groned. This was going to be a tougher slide than the last 1.

The End.

ThomasMalthus

Ok, I'm so totally confused....

Date: 06/12/2002
From: Tigs

[ -- beginning text is as bad as this fic -- ]

I think that was the point. Disjointed (see Recall, I can criticize--ok, this was written for criticism, but whatever ;-).

TM you have a wide range of ability. I'm impressed...ok, right now I'm impressed in that really bad way, but I'm impressed.

[Thinks to self: "Self, what would someone I've never actually replied to think of this?"]

Thanks for the posts the last couple of days.

[Thinks to self: "That you are insane???"]

Tigs
www.fracturedwords.com
"Anyway, the whole outcome was that a lot of innocent socks died."
--The Great Gnome Rebellion

TM, this story sucked tons of ASS!!!

Date: 06/12/2002
From: SL4ever

BT can lick my big ole hairy fat nasty

I enjoyed that!! It's going to be the ONLY time on this world I'll be able to tell you that something you wrote was horrid. Until you go senile and Roddenberry, that is, and start making every fan fic about going back in time and stopping Kennedy from being assasinated.

:-P~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Rembrandt decided to step out for a Strawberry Coke, which they had on this world but did not have on his homeworld. It didn't tast good."

Not bad enough!

Date: 06/12/2002
From: Recall317

But you have a future, kid.

I'm sorry, TM, but this just isn't the level of awful I'm looking for. Basically, that's late junior high awful. I want fully developed awful.

That's right.

I want Josef Anderson awful.

:)

Now for additional fun, you should MSTie yourself and get enshrined in the Crapparatus.

R317

I've read Dorky, and let me tell you

Date: 06/12/2002
From: DieselMickeyDolenz

you're NO Dorky. But it was admittedly worse than I thought you capable of. :)

DMD

ROTFL!!!!

Date: 06/12/2002
From: Blinker

begging text was beening destroid!.

Man, I should put you up to dares more often! At this point, I'm convinced you could spin walking a ridgepole into first-class entertainment.

I think the high point is when you didn't even spell "axed" right. LOL

- Blinker 7:-D
http://slidersweb.net/blinker

It was then that he ran into Quinn and Wade. "Hey, I thought you kids are supposed to be in school?"

"We were younger, but that was yesterday. Since time moves backward, we're back to normal again."

As Time Goes Back To The Future

Date: 06/12/2002
From: The_Seer

BT thinks it's a bad title for a bad story.

******

What you could have done to make it even worse is if you had Rickman and Mike Tyson in it. Rickman would be played by a third actor and Tyson would play himself. Just before Tyson is about to go into the ring to fight Arturo, Rickman tries to take Mike Tyson's brain fluid but it turns out that Mike Tyson has no brain fluid at all. Tyson then would bite Rickman and gets rabies. Tyson would then get into the ring and Arturo KO's him only because Tyson is too distracted by the scantily-clad woman holding up the round number cards (who of course turns out to be Maggie).

On the other hand, I think this was plenty bad enough. Great ... er, I mean bad ... job!

huh?

Date: 06/12/2002
From: wadesdiary

BT says was there a point?

Duh...

Yabba Dabba Doooooooo!

Date: 06/18/2002
From: HotelTwilightZone

Hey BT isn't so bad!

 

Flintstones
Meet the Flintstones
They're a modern stone age family
From the town of Bedrock
They're a place right out of history

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah Hope your next story is better Baby!
HTZ

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