The Flame Tourney now has an official name...
Tournament of Flamey Goodness and LOVE™ (ToFGaL™)
I've already decided on the contestants...
Dove_Slider
Executive
QandD
RMScream
Slider_Quinn21
sliderules
SL4ever
SpaceTime
Here are the judges...
Blinker
Brand_S
dellyone
DieselMickeyDolenz
Recall317
Sabre_Edge
SweetOne
Here are the Rules v 2.0 (beta)...
CONTESTANTS
1) Nothing is sacred. Hit as far below the belt as you want/need.
2) No poster is expected to take anything anyone else says personally.
3) Starting when I say, you have 24 hours to flame as many times as
you need. You face off against another opponent who will be clearly
indicated when the time comes.
4) Since the Sass Rating system is a registered trademark of SpaceTime
and darkslider, I had to come up with something new... Goodness. Same
fuckin' thing. It's a scale from one to ten. If you have more than your
opponent, you win. If you have less than your opponent, you're finished.
10 means that you are either the KING or at least a PRINCE or a DUKE
or something. Around 8 is BARON, and around 6 is BARONET. To paraphrase
dark, 0 means STOP! No, don't just stop flaming, just... just... STOP!
5) You lose points by flaming a judge, using any material that is not
your own (regardless of documentation/citation), failing to follow my
often fickle orders, or just generally writing shit that's not funny.
6) I make unilateral decisions, and I reserve the right to do so.
7) You got a problem? Suck it up.
8) RandomsJudgment is to be disavowed from and completely unrecognized
in ALL tournament proceedings... unless you need him as a punchline
for your jokes. Making fun of RandomsJudgment is encouraged, but ignoring
him completely will get him to go away, and is therefore MORE encouraged.
9) If you're not free during all of the tournament proceedings, don't
expect me to schedule around your busy ass. You don't show, you don't
win.
10) If this tournament ever loses popularity, I can't be bothered with
wasting my time beating a dead horse into the ground, so there's no
guarantee this tournament will even be completed.
11) Maintain coherence in all your writings. I don't have time to waste
reading through something that will bore or annoy me.
12) Trolling the First Wave Board and the Farscape Board is suggested
and encouraged. This has nothing to do with the tourney, but it'd be
fun! If I see your ass on the Jules Verne Board, though, prepare for
your Goodness ratings to take a dockin'!
13) Unless he's your opponent, keep Exec out of your flames. He's too
easy to use. What you need to write are flames with MEAT on their bones!
JUDGES
1) After the 24-hour period is over, each judge will read each flame.
Only flames written under the handle under which each contestant signed
up are admissible. For example, any flames SpaceTime writes as space75
won't be counted. This is to prevent another CondomsEdge incident.
2) Judges, evaluate the Goodness rating of each flamer, (You evaluate
how the flamer did, not the flames itself.) and send me your ratings.
All the ratings will be consolidated in one post written by me. I'll
take care of everything. You just rate the flames and send me your ratings
in an e-mail.
3) If someone doesn't show in the 24-hour period, give 'em another hour,
maybe two. If they still haven't showed up, you know what to do.
4) Comments on any/all flamers' performance are recommended. Let me
know if it's okay to post those comments.
5) All e-mails to me should contain the word "Rating" or "Ratings"
somewhere in the subject so that my Hotmail filter picks it up and puts
it in the appropriate folder. That way, I'm not confused and your opinion
still counts.
6) You have 24 hours after the end of the rounds to send me your opinions.
I want each judge to have time but I only have so much time myself.
A few more rules for everyone involved.
The winner wins two things:
· That warm, fuzzy feeling of knowing he's better than all five
others who signed up.
· A non-evaluated round with the judge of his choice, should
he choose to accept.
The judge still reserves the right to turn down the fight for any reason.
("I don't have flaming energy to waste on your pathetic ass, loser"
is a perfectly valid reason.) Therefore, the winner needs a list of
two alternate choices in case the main one declines.
Also, to those of you I know from AIM who didn't feel the need to sign
up, I don't need to hear any more of your little attempted witty condescension
at the idea of something so "unrefined" as a flame tournament.
I'm getting damn fucking tired of hearing it. Just thought I should
share that.
The tournament starts when I feel like starting it. No new contestants
will be admitted. Get yourself in a flamin' mood.
S