And PAY ATTENTION THIS TIME, you shit-eating pigeon rapist. THIS is
the art of the Flame™ made MANIFEST.
NO, not "ManFest 2000" with guest "performer" Elton
John, you SICKO...
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Well, not really.
>>> Oh, YES! Way to start ANY good flame: BACKPEDAL!
Though I did hear he tried to start a rumor a few years back that he
was the father of Madonna's child...
>>> So? Exec fantasizes about Ciccone... RickyMartinScream's
the one who molests *CICCADAS.*
No, not THAT Madonna, the Koala Bear named Madonna who resides in the
San Diego Zoo.
>>> News flash, buddy: EXECUTIVE LIVES IN NEW JERSEY. But
heyyyyy... hold on a minute. *You* wouldn't happen to be in the California
region now, would you?
I heard they got it on ALL NIGHT LONG.
>>> You're confusing the koala bear with the panda from the
terrible Simpsons episode "Homer Vs. Dignity," and Executive
with YOUR OWN ROBIN WILLIAMS-DESIRING SELF.
I guess Exec will do anything to prove he is a "man." Hell,
how couldn't you expect that from the guy who's motto is:
>>> "Apostrophe in 'who's,' except when it's supposed
to be spelled 'WHOSE.'"
"There's no A in Executive, but there is in bare-chested man,
anal lovin', and shaft-up-my-bum?"
>>> Strangely enough, though, there IS one in "RMScream!"
Coincidence... or DIABOLICAL MASTER PLAN?
It disgusts me. With all that being said, I know he has tried to get
some help.
>>> Not much of a concession, coming from someone whose idea
of "getting some help" is procuring some sweet, sweet masturbatory
lovin' from each of those "jumping jack" Beatles on the "Help!"
album cover.
But, after years of blowing money (and other things) on self help books
by Susan Powder, Richard Simmons, you still can't "Stop the Insanity"
and "Lose 500 pounds in 500 minutes."
>>> Yeah, Exec, you should be ashamed! RM managed to blow
TWICE that many pounds in just FIVE MINUTES exploring London, England's
transvestite red-light district!
Even a little "pound crunching" time with both of them didn't
work for you. I've seen an overweight walrus
>>> Yep, now he's jackdrilling to the cover photo on "Magical
Mystery Tour."
with an underbite and a case of ricketts carry his weight better than
you. And the level of stupidity frightens me.
>>> Oh yes... the infamous level cut from Wolfenstein 3D in
which one had to face a legion of slobbering Randomjudgement'sMomScream
clones.
To think that society hasn't weeded people like you out sickens me
to no end.
>>> It sickens you so much that YOU AREN'T GETTING ANY END?!
From ANY MAN WHATSOEVER?! Damn... that's just FREAKY.
How many times do I have to explain to you where babies come from?
>>> Apparently from whatever Flame School set YOU loose on
this tourney.
Also, you'd think that after countless hours of research you would
have found out why the car goes "vroom-vroom."
>>> Hey, Exec isn't the one who mistakes "exhaust pipes"
for "fun holes"...
If you ask me why McDonalds is spelled with an M and not a Q one more
time I will kick your ass you worthless goob of imitation velveeta cheese.
>>> Quick, kids: how do you spell "RMScream" starting
with Q?
Do the world
>>> RapingMatlockScream's Kariesque ambition...
a favor and lock yourself up in a secluded dungeon for the rest of
your life. That is all.
>>> Oh, gee. Can I breathe again?
- Blinxecutive 7:-P
http://slidersweb.net/blinker
Oh yeah, dude: words of advice. No matter HOW MANY TIMES you deliberately
"drop the soap" in the privacy of your home shower, that POTTED
CACTUS you call a husband ISN'T GOING TO TAKE THE HINT... And for FUCK'S
SAKE! It DOESN'T MATTER whether you can flawlessly pound out the theme
song to the "$40,000 Chain Reaction" with a pair of elephant
dildos! THE ONLY THING YOU WILL *EVER* HAVE 40,000 OF IS GENITAL BLISTERS
COURTESY OF INFANT CHIMPANZEES!