ToFGaL DEATHMATCH: SL4Ever v. Twizzler

Date: 07/06/2001
From: Twizzler

"The dimensions are there. They just aren't fully explored." - Bill McNeal, Newsradio

I grow weary of idiocy. I demand not only vengeance, but JUSTICE.

I am not the Twizzler of new. The one who paved the way for CAPITALIZATION. The blathering moron who chips away at Informant's psyche with ill-timed usage of the word "FUCK."

No, I am the Twizzler of OLD. The Twizzler who, in January of 1999, heralded the *unheard of* idea that YOU ARE ALL RIDICULOUS. The one who, when all was Golden, proclaimed from the rooftops that things are not always perfect, and that those who deify themselves must perish.

I have witnessed all those who call themselves Gods fall by the wayside as dystopia sets in and anarchy rules. Only one, the one appointed God of Sliders Sites by darkslider, still rules with a manic energy. This perversion leads to Chaos, as there is no Balance. The side of Order is gone.

Do not think, SL4Ever, that I forget those days when you grouped me with RealSlider and SciFiWatcher for *daring* to expose hypocrisy where previously there was only Love™. Do not think I IGNORE the sly remarks. I may have a split personality, but that does NOT make your words sacrosanct.

Your latest piffling foray in Flame with the Court Jester leaves me irritated. I desire blood NOW while I hold onto my mind. AllCaps and profanity are a virtue that holds no place in *my* heart. The other Twizzler, that amalgam of QBall79's atrophied brain and the looks of SpaceTime, is content to look at porn. I desire more.

I DESIRE BATTLE. You were my first... now you shall be my last.

Rattle your saber, friend. For the Time of Pain which you so gleefully race towards is here, NOW. Not planned and plotted like your other besotted "arguments." This is a spur of the moment. It is the last wish of a dying mind.

The clash of wits commences NOW.

- Twizzler
AIM: TwizzlerGOD

Poor Baby.

Date: 07/06/2001
From: SL4ever

Now I've gone and hurt your itty bitty feelings. I feel terrible. Mainly because I intended on squashing instead of merely bruising them.

Your time will come, kitten. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a real opponent to crush.

Hey! Hey! Save it for the PPV!

Date: 07/07/2001
From: Recall317

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Nominated by Blinker