ToFGaL Champion Crowned!

Date: 08/07/2001
From: Recall317

"And this match underway! DieselJimRoss here with commentator MissingAnnouncerJerry"theKing"Lawler and we're here tonight to crown the King of ToFGaL. Stone Cold SL4ever has immediately begun brawling, throwing haymakers at all comers."

"SL4ever has always said it's better to give than to receive, and he really likes to give!"said the King.

"Right hand to BlinKane! Left hand to the SpaceTaker! Could it be? Yes! Shunner! Shunner! Shunner! The Scream is down!"

[Recall2J's music hits.]

"What's this, King? It's Recall2J, and he's bolted past the lumberjacks and into the ring! Bulldog to StoneCold! Now he's trying to put the fallen Scream into the Recalls of Jericho! But SL4ever knocks him down with a clothesline."

"BlinKane takes advantage of the distraction and levels Stone Cold from behind. He's got him in the corner and he's kicking away. Now the SpaceTaker and the Scream have joined him. They're stomping a mudhole in poor SL4ever!"

"They recognize a threat and they want to neutralize him first, DJR. That, or he's really annoying."

"ReKurt317, one of the lumberjacks, has just entered the ring! He's hitting everyone in sight! What's gotten into the Olympic champion?"

"Whatever it is, it looks like he's got to get it out. Look at him run!"

"ReKurt is running from the ring and all four competitors follow. But the lumberjacks jump in! It's a Pier 6 brawl!"

The crowd goes wild, but suddenly a new chant begins. "TLC! TLC!" Leading the chant are the brothers O'Connell.

"What are those O'Connell brothers doing, King?"

"I don't know, DJR, but I think they're going to get what they asked for! Here come the ConQuinntstadors!"

"Con-CHAIR-to! Con-CHAIR-to! Con-Chair-to! The brothers are out cold! Now, wait a minute, those aren't the ConQuinnstadors. That's SabreEDGE and Quinntian21! They're dragging the brothers into the ring where four midgets are setting up a table and ladders. No, no, they couldn't! SWANTON! Oh my God, King! They've broken Charlie O'Connell in half!"

"Dude, where's my spine? Hahahahaha!!!"

"With all the excitement, we've almost forgotten our competitors! BlinKane and SpaceTaker have battled over to the French announcer's table!"

"Zut alors!" yelled darkslider as BlinKane lifted the SpaceTaker up with one hand and chokeslammed him straight through the table.

"He chokedslammed him straight to hell, King!"

"Or at least as far as the First Wave board!"

"1...2..."

"And ST gets the shoulder up! It was almost over. BlinKane grabs ST and tosses him back into the ring. He whips him into the ropes and goes for the back body drop, but ST reverses, cracking BlinKane across the skull."

"MCA Board!" ST cries.

"He's gonna beat him down old school, King! The SpaceTaker is walking the ropes. But BlinKane blocks, sending the SpaceTaker tumbling from the top ropes down to the cold pavement below! The big man is down."

"Look out BlinKane! There's more than one man in this competition!" yelled the King as Stone Cold SL4ever and RockMScream attack.

"BlinKane is fighting valiantly, but it's two on one. They're going to try to wear the big flame machine down and make this a two man fight. Hold on! Capqueline has entered the ring with a folding metal chair! Down goes Scream! Down goes Stone Cold! And for good measure, she gives the beaten BlinKane a whack too! Now all four men are down!"

o/Here comes the Moneeeeeeeeey! o/

"What are MSStephanie and Shane doing here? It looks like they've got home movies of some sort."

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! It's the four contestant as little kids! Look at 'em, DJR! No wonder BlinKane never shows his face! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"The Scream and Sl4ever are outraged. They've stumbled to their feet and are charging after the two younger McRecalls! Meanwhile, Triple S and SweetLita are tossing the SpaceTaker back into the ring. The brothers of destruction are lying their motionless. But BlinKane sits up! You just can't keep him down!"

"He's as tough as they come, DJR! And note how I didn't say 'tuft,' " the King said with a wink.

"BlinKane has dragged the SpaceTaker to his feet, only to keep knocking him down. Irish whip into the turnbuckle! And a full body cross! The SpaceTaker is staggered. He's trying to get the ropes, but he's so dazed he's heading for the middle of the ring. Oh no! It can't be! BlinKane's not going to do it!"

"AAAAAA!!! AAAAA!!! The most dreaded finishing move in the business!"

"Yes! Yes! It's the Peckinpah Piledriver!"

SLAM!

"Consider the SpaceTaker cancelled, DJR!"

"1...2...3!"

"BlinKane has won! He's is the new Flame King of the Bboard!"

[Music hits: http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Stadium/6670/kane.ram]

"It's been a long, tortuous battle, but BlinKane has emerged victorious. The others put up one hell of a fight, but they couldn't put the crafty veteran away. We're out of time, for the King and all the fans of the BFF, this is DieselJimRoss saying good night!"

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It's finally over!!!!! Thank the merciful heavens!!!!

Let's go to the scores.

1. Blinker: 10-10-7.5-10-9-9.5
2. SL4ever: 8.1-8-6.5-8.5-8-7
3. RMScream: 7-7-9-7.5-7-4
4. SpaceTime: 8-6-8-4-6-6.5

Blinker wins both by the points and by first place finishes. Sl4ever and RMScream fought a pretty tight battle while SpaceTime came up short on posts and short in the final tally.

Thanks to all the competitors, including those eliminated back in February. Even if this is all in fun, it still takes a lot of guts to come into one of these tourneys. Our final four fought repeated times and were good sports throughout it all. Thanks again.

Special thanks to our judges, some of which ended up having to fight a round or two (and one of them won the whole freakin' thing.)

Lastly, thanks to the rest of the Bboard for indulging this competition. I know some of you find this sort of thing 'icky.' :)

Hope everyone had fun. I had fun writing these little vignettes. I'm not saying I want to make a habit of this sort of thing, but I hope people got a kick out of them.

And that's all from me. Please, give Blinker a round of applause for his victory! May his reign be long and fruitful!

R317

All hail Flame GOD Blinker!

Date: 08/07/2001
From: SL4ever

It was a well deserved victory. Having been trashed by you twice now I can testify first hand how vicious your blows are.

Of course, this means that it falls upon you to defend this board against all invaders, trolls, morons, and mendicants. A 24-7 job. :-D

<faints>

Date: 08/07/2001
From: Blinker

Man, what can I say? I only had a concession speech pre-prepared! 7:-0

Major thanks to all the players, judges and spectators... okay, not Executive... for making the game a BLAST. <shakes hands all around> It's been an honour as much a stiff challenge to compete against you folks.

Special thanks to S for forcing me into the ring when all I wanted to do was play Dr. Laura and pass judgment on everyone else. I owe you one. 7:-D

Tf: Thanks for the inspiration, man. 7:-) Your FIRE OF RAGE is ALWAYS a sight to behold.

Info, Tigs, Chaser, My, QBall, COMP, Hunter, TI, and all the other cool people ST has gleefully stomped mudholes in: this one's for you.

- Blinker 7:-)
http://slidersweb.net/blinker

http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/545/24546/1
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<SWAK>

Date: 08/07/2001
From: MrsBlinker

Way to go babe!

MB

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