Date: 6/28/2000
From: darkslider

Jorge:
Good luck man. I've seen what you can do, and I know that for all that easygoing nature you show, there lies A HUGE RABID BEAR within looking to KILL.

Prime2099:
Sorry that I know little of you, my friend. Which gives you an advantage. The element of surprise is a good one! Good Luck!

You have one day to flame each other. At the end of today, the flamin stops, and I declare a winner.....

Let's get started.

Date: 6/28/2000
From: JorgeCis

Hey numbskull,

Like the Tootsie Roll you call a dick, I hope you are ready for the beating of your life.

I'm really sorry that things had to turn out the way it did for you, my friend, but there is hope. Keep on watching the X-Men and maybe one day, Professor Xavier will be right: humans and mutants will one day be able to live together in peace. And when that day comes, you can become an integral part of society. Until then, at least you can consider a
full-time job in a circus sideshow. But don't worry: take heart in the fact that you were able to prove that humans and goats CAN have children together.

It pains me to know that incest is still alive and well. I mean, come on: your dad is not a proctologist, so why does he keep putting that "pole" up your ass? And yes: it IS only you who gets these checkups every night. And would you please stop cleaning it afterwards by sucking on it?
That white stuff is not Twinkie filling.

But just remember, every Christmas when all the old men yell, "Ho ho ho!" in thier Santa suits, they really ARE talking about your mother. But try not to offend these men to much: after all, you wouldn't be making your living at the local strip club if it weren't for them.

Jorge

Well that's not right at all

Date: 6/28/2000
From: Prime2099

Why don't you just shut your big mouth and stop talking about your life? Like we really want to know what you do in your spare time, i mean come on that's nasty!!! It seems to me that since you screw your mom every night makes you think backwards, and confuse everything, and make it so that people believe you aren't as sick and twisted as you really are. Okay puke-breath? Why don't you just take your lame-half-brain-excuse-for monkey dung, and leave? You half-ass message means diddly to me. Because it seems to me that you like "bragging" on how great YOU got it when all that shit's nasty and you keep saying how you like it. Man you got problems e-mailing em telling me to make a porn site for you, i would never do that! Just goes to show you that your sick and twisted mind isn't wanted here and i think everyone would agree with me that you and your pin do NOT belong here! So just leave!!!

How unfair!

Date: 6/28/2000
From: JorgeCis

You mean to tell me that you wouldn't consider making a porn site for me when you made all those porn videos for the men at the strip club? I mean, they were all talking about how they loved your "XXX-Mas" special with you fiddling around with Santa's South Pole. I'm sure your mouth had a White Christmas...but honestly, I don't think that's what it means.

In any case, pal, you can't throw mud nearly as well as you do your underwear during your nightly shows. I suggest you quit while you're behind. Otherwise I'll be sticking my foot to the same place your high school gym teacher liked to shove his cock: right up your ass.

Jorge

At least.......

Date: 6/28/2000
From: Prime2099

Me being in a porn movie is better than seeing your ugly Hybrid rear in one. (See Slide of Paradise hehe) I was in a porn movie BUT, it wasn't as the main star, i was delivering the pizza to the couple's room. And how come you can't actually come up with CREATIVE comebacks???? We've heard these all the time!!!! Come on at lest give me something good!!! At least i don't screw my momma and butt-F*** my dad everynight like you!!!!!! Oh wait i forgot, you can't really screw your momma because she is a HE!!!! you were adopted and your real parents were a Bear and a man who couldn't get any, that's where you came in. Oh, also a couple weeks ago on the news someone going by the name Cis, was claiming he was a "slider" I laughed at the thought, and what i said to myself was this guy isn't right in the head, he needed some serious pychiatric help! The man also claimed that he was friends of the actual sliders from the real show! So i e-mailed the guy because he stupidly gave out his e-mail, and asked him what a fucked-up nut he is. I also came into contact with one of his old girl- er boyfriends and he said that he had the dick the size of a pin, exactly the same size and all! I also found out that he was different. He er she or he or it is actually a She-male!!!!!!

Huh.

Date: 6/28/2000
From: JorgeCis

It seems that years of Prime's sexual repression have finally reared its ugly head, and he now feels the need to extend his Tootsie roll onto other people's affairs. Ever since that accident where his mom bit him a bit too hard down there, he hasn't been the same since.

Please understand, Prime, that that little problem of yours will not go away. No matter how much you say, "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can...", it will always be the stubble that it is. Don't blame me for that...blame your mom.

Oh, I'm glad you care so much to censor yourself by using *'s, though. I'm glad you care so much about "foul" language. Unfortunately, it appears that your breath is still having a bit of trouble in that department. You see, brushing your teeth (and bathing, for that matter) should be done on a "daily" basis, not on a "monthly" basis.

Jorge

Well there's something new about you

Date: 6/28/2000
From: Prime2099

You seem to have admitted to your lack of body care. I also came across this on the net when i was surfing it:
"It seems that the patient "JorgeCis" as he calls himself seems to have a lack of brain mass which allows him to think like a normal human being. After some advanced testing on the subject we have determined that after years of being raped, and treated like a love slave to sick demented parents. The family seemed to have a history of problems. The father for instance claimed he was the king of the world in public and has claimed to be abducted by Aliens. The mother on the other hand ditched the father, and has continued the family in another way, she has her son JorgeCis have sex with her, and that way he is the brother of his son. Which is odd, and sick. In conclusion the subject should be neutralized and taken to a mental facility to be examened more.

Dr. Peter Price"

That was the end of the letter. Seems to me like you got a few problems, and you like to keep screwing your momma. Or are you just a few screws loose and can't resist that "sexy" woman as you call her.

Prime Poem

Date: 6/28/2000
From: JorgeCis

He starts his day with a wake up call,
As his mother begins to lick his ball.
He runs off to the local club,
Where all the old men take turns to rub.
He works all day down on his knees,
To make his money and get his fees.
Without his teeth, but just his gums,
He sucks a man’s dick until he cums.
After a day of making money,
He goes back home to see his honey.
His mate turns out to be his dad,
Who says he’s proud of his little lad.
“Oh dear boy, I’ll make you tame!
And then I’ll have you scream my name!
Now it’s time to get your due.
Who’s your Daddy? I’ll show you who!”
So now young Prime puts on his drag,
And tries his best to be Dad’s Fag.
He bends right over and lifts his skirt,
So that his dad can make it hurt.
His mom then comes and sucks his gun,
And says, “It’s wholesome, family fun!”
Right after that, Prime heads to bed,
Awaiting the chance to give more head.
Next to his Dad dressed like Bo-Peep,
It’s time to for him to head to sleep.

Jorge

A POEM?!? IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO??

Date: 6/28/2000
From: Prime2099

I mean c'mon!!! Who the hell would want to make a poem about someone they are flaming!!! I can easily do that too, but i won't cause it's for friggin kindegarteners!!! Any person who comes up with a half-brain poem like that must have problems! He's gotta be at least in the first grade if not second! You want me to do a poem i'll do one, but only if it was for a million bucks!!! Jeez, a person with this sixe brain capacity could at least come up with something better than sex remarks all the time, we hear that kinda flaming all the time!!!!!!! Man you don't have any imagination.

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Nominated by darkslider