Date: 7/27/2000
From: DieselMickeyDolenz

That's Tournament of Pee Related and Unmasking Related

OK, boys and girls. It's time to put down your etch-a-sketch and your silly putty. Yes, it's time for the results of the final round of darkslider's Tournament of Pee. I'd like to say it was a smashing success, but that obviously wasn't the case. Too many technical problems, too many contestants with real life getting in the way and too many people that simply didn't give a damn!

All of this, combined with the chronicles of Clan Cletus and a blood alcohol level that has fallen well within the legal limits has led Pappa to say "enough!" Yes, I was just supposed to post the results as sent to me by darkslider and then unmask, but the master has given up. Instead, he gave me the scores for the final round and said, "do with them what you will." He's put away the stuffed yak and smashed the Furby. It's a sad day in Whoville.

Now it's on to the Final Round of ToP and the scores of each contestant.

SpaceTime
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It's obvious from dark's post, "Death Song," that the man is not pleased with you right now. There have never been problems between us and I'm not trying to start one now, so I'll just give darkslider's score.

SASS RATING?..1 NO SASS

Stoker_chick
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Damn, what can I say? "composed of his stool and bloodied-piss as strategically aimed onto a piece of dry moldy skin off of his left ass cheek"

Just remind me not to piss you off, OK?

SASS RATING?..8

Stoker_Chick takes the crown of the first-ever Tournament of Pee, proving that sometimes the man with the biggest balls isn't a man at all. You were ruthless, creative, and funny as Hell. Congratulations from darkslider and from me.

OK, with that out of the way, on to the unmasking.

First, here were the clues that could have led someone to discover my identity:

I now know just how many people read all the replies in a post party. Or at least replies by my alter-ego. I made a DMD party post with my normal handle. Only dellyone seemed to pick up on it and she already knew who I was. Tigs also figured it out during the post party, when I made some posts that were directed at her.

More recently, I re-posted something from the JOC board on Tex's board without using the same handle. Also on the JOC board, SouthernSlider inadvertently blew my cover when she responded to one of my posts and referred to me by my normal handle in the text of the post.

So the possible handles mentioned in the poll include (in order):
Chaser9
EustiSlider
Cc_deville
TemporalFlux
SL4ever
HurriKain
BritSlider
SpaceTime
Blinker
Mr. Gaffante'...the owner of the carnival (LOL, Tf)
JessieMalllory

I've also heard:
RandomJudgement
SingularVisions
HunterD_Raven
darkslider
Not Yeontoo

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I'm EustiSlider
Congratulations to Doctor_Quinn for having the only correct response in the poll.

I was going to post the text of this post as a hint, but never got around to it:

http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/545/19308/2

Thanks for playing along with my little farce.

--Eusti

PS. Oh, Randoms? It's your turn.

It's true! <end>

Date: 7/27/2000
From: EustiSlider

8^)

I am such an idiot!!!!!

Date: 7/27/2000
From: SouthernSlider

And what's even worse, I had no idea I had done that until I just read this post. I had to go back and look to see what on earth you were talking about. I am soooooooo sorry. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Please forgive. <and, yes, before you ask, I have blonde hair. Might as well own up to that.>

Now a question. Since your little masquerade has ended, did you create AtomicDaveyJones just to keep things going? I wonder. But I guess you wouldn't tell me, even if you did. I'd probably spill the beans again.

SS

It's OK, SS. And no, I'm not ADJ<nim>

Date: 7/27/2000
From: DieselMickeyDolenz

--Eusti

Cool <final address>.

Date: 7/27/2000
From: Stoker_chick

I didn't see it coming.
Finkle and Einhorn. . . I mean, Eusti and DMD. It works.

Sorry if my final flame was under expectations. I only had about twenty minutes total at a computer last night. And It's just not worth responding to ST anymore. He's full of shit, and he seems to think that the flames written were actually supposed to effect any of the ToP tournaments. He does not deserve the honor of apathy, seeing as the glazed look in his eyes makes his lack of ability to comprehend obvious enough as it is.

Anyway, just wanted to end with a quote of wisdom. Just thought it was pretty appropriate. Thanks again for everything ds (and DMD/Eusti too).

Peace out.

Stochi.

 

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We came, we saw, we conquered. And if the taste of victory is sweet, the taste of virtual victory is not Sweet 'N Low, nor the bullets made of sugar. Maybe out past where the imagination ends our true natures lie, waiting to be confronted on their own terms. Out where the intellect is at war with the primitive brain in the hostile territory of the digital world where laws are silent and rules disappear in the midst of arms. Born in anarchy with an unquenchable bloodthirst we shudder to think what might rise up from the darkness.
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Some comments

Date: 7/27/2000
From: dellyone

Congrats Stochi!! You truly are a hardened flame warrior. You outlasted a lot of us. So what are you going to do know that you've won the crown? I know grab, drag, do whatever and get Hunter back to the party. ;-)

<gives Stochi a curtsy>

Thanks to darkslider, the judges, the contestants and to those who took their time and commented about TOP and TOPO. The board became entertaining for a while. Too bad there was no way to see the number of times each of the arenas threads were opened. The number would have been amazing I suppose.

<grabs Flamer, the red Furby before it becomes flattened just like the Terminator>

As for me, I had a fun time though personal matters were taking precedence over TOP at the end. Am I disappointed I lost? Hell no. I never expected to get past Round 1. Besides getting a score of 10 and only losing by the judge's vote is a high compliment for what I thought were two shabby replies in Round 4. I guess I was wrong. Thanks for setting me straight, dark and the judges.

<grabs Etch A sketch from Eusti, right in the middle of him drawing a gator>

ST,

You deserved to be in the finals. There was no way I could have countered what you wrote in the time I had left before the deadline. Kudos once again. Yes, I also had a concessions post in my head before my first reply too.

<grabs LiteBrite from darkslider before he smashes it>

Eusti,

You kept your secret well. Are you going to tell me the rest of the story that DMD started? LOL Yeah, you told me some of it. I just wanted to know what the evental outcome was going to be. Now that was a good twist and I did have to think about it for 30 minutes. I had that idea in the back of my mind since the beginning of the tournament and was waiting to use it when I lost. Hell, I even had a concessions post in my head even before I thought of my first reply when I knew I was going against you. You're a damn scary flamer and inventive writer. So I had to take a different direction without revealing your other handle which made it tougher on me and made me more creative.

To all,

I was going to end with a story, but I see that not many people give a damn about this tourney as well as my stories, so I won't post one. Bug me, email me, flame me, ask me, appease my warped sense of humor and I might post it if I see an overwhelming interest.

dellyone

Whoa!

Date: 7/27/2000
From: Nobuyuki

Eusti is DMD?! Stoker winning the TOP?! IT'S A MADHOUSE, A MADHOUSE!

Stoker, great job in the tournament. I'll never piss you off! (In case I do, I can still slide and pick up your Valley Girl double for defense.)

Eusti, I thought it might have been you. Hilarious job of unmasking by the way...

[Eusti is handcuffed and led away by the cops]

"And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids!"

Em, wow.

Date: 7/27/2000
From: DoctorQuinn

I WAS RIGHT?! I WAS RIGHT?! AGHHH!!!! WOA!!!!!!!!!!

And I see you refered to my evil clone. Hehe.

I can't believe it...<drops to ground>

Bunnyfeathers!

Date: 7/27/2000
From: DoctorQuinn

<recovers from shock> Um, I kinda missed the other half of this post.

Stoker_chick, congrats, congrats, congrats!!!! ~:O) You should be very proud. You were awesome! Had me laughing so hard I fell of the chair a few times...(yes literally ~;O)
CONGRATULATIONS! <throws confetti> ~*^~*^~*^~*^

I still can't believe I got it right. I was so strange. At the party...I was just thinking that he was Eusti. I thought everyone else knew, and then I realized they didn't and then I was very confused! LOL! <drops to ground again>

The good doctor

Wow, I would still be guessing

Date: 7/27/2000
From: nole9

Never in a millon years would I have guessed you. Great job. I guess then you're finally the right person to say great post to for the Matthew Perry post. I loved that.

Stoci, Great Job, I couldn't flame my way out of a paper bag, so that's about all I have to say about that.

As I walk away mumbling to myself... Eusti?... Eusti?... Eusti?... Eusti?...

And dellyone, if you're reading this I want to read your story.

Thanks everyone, I had a blast reading all of the TOP posts.

nole9

<rips batteries from Flamer>

Date: 7/28/2000
From: dellyone

Yes, I will post a story soon after my insomnia goes away. Flamer kept me up all night with it's insistence that I post one as well as others have asked me also. It'll be up within the week.

dellyone

Original URL http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/545/22352
Nominated by darkslider