TWIW Monday, starring Keith Damron!

Date: 02/09/2000
From: Blinker

GRRRRRR. I had this 100% ready last night, and my 7:-# 7:-# 7:-#ing 7:-# net connection wouldn't get through. 7>:-[ <------- Plech.

TO RECAP: TWIW is an almost-daily feature in which I 'zing' anyone at hand and generally have a grand old time butchering the art of poetry.

- THE NEAT-O-RIFFIC -
Bridger will film sliding Gumbies??
So thinks RelRelHakaTok...
It turns out the Captain's got more up his sleeve,
And I think his comics will ROCK!!

- THE GUY WHO TELLS IT LIKE IT IZ! -
Cinescape.com has a Seer review!
It's got truth and some depth,
Plus a link to Tf...
So to Info goes out a WOO HOO!

- THE HORRIFYING! PERISH THE THOUGHT!! -
Sliderlass asked if they might close the board!
Without it, what's left?
I'd be hanging bereft...
As would my useless phone cord!!

- THE... ACCEPTABLE -
Hakavonn asked, why JOC? Why not Dylan?
I don't know Mr. Walsh, but I *have* seen S4...
And for JOC, a streetsign would be quite an apt fill-in!

- THE WORTHY OF ROBERT STACK -
IceSage2 brought us a mystery...
Where are the Flame and Michelle?
If we go by the series' past history...
They'll return when there's snowdrifts in Hell!

- THE INTERLUDE -

Here, folks, for your twisted amusement, is every last food & lunch reference in Keith Damron's Year 5 Journal. Hey, Exec didn't say anything stupid on Monday and I was stumped for filler. 7:-P

'One thing I quickly learned about Bill and Chris is that they seem to possess an uncanny mental database of seemingly every restaurant in Hollywood. Every day was a new adventure in dining. Over one of our many "working" lunches Bill mentioned that he'd like to see a recurring villain this season...'

'However, this was not my choice for my first full script assignment of the season. Like our freelancers, we on staff also had to pitch our ideas up the food chain for approval...'

'The end of the fifth season was looming into view and we still had this script lying around -- its future becoming increasingly uncertain. It was starting to look like we may end up "eating it".'

'I then realized this was no party. Just a lunchtime table read through of A Current Affair.'

'Then there was the dinner conversation that took place between my wife and I during pre- production week.'

'Working with Robert was fun. One particular lunch meeting stands out in my mind between he, Chris and I...'

'I detected the pungent scent of macaroni salad and monterey jack seeping under the adjacent door and knew good times were afoot.'

'When we were in production on the backlot lunches were always catered. On these days Bill always found a reason to head back to check up on things. When Chris and I would challenge him on these little impromptu inspections he with a flair of indignation but with a twinkle in his eye pointed out that it was an important part of his job. He needed to keep a close eye on his people. Chris and I knew he was doing it for the free lunch. We, of course, being his right and left hand men had to accompany him. Besides, Salvatore the caterer always had a terrific spread.'

'After the damage control (lunch) we returned to our bungalow and me to my cave (office).'

'During our initial scout of the facility before selecting it as a location, the manager treated the entire production staff to the Street Luge show. Good thing we did the scout before lunch.'

'I sat down to my work hoping that in an hour or so there might be a morsel or two of leftover redskin potato salad for me.'

'As a matter of fact, the breakfast booth used by Diana and Grant is where I would often meet with my agent over lunch. Ah, memories.'

Astounding, no?

- THE DISTINCTLY PLUMP! -
Spielberg and Ford spoke out on JRD...
The big surprise here,
Is not one single ear
Detected him being called "Lardy!"

- THE MOVIE-OF-THE-WEEK -
CuffyBoy wants to know where we all live!
To such a fan of stalker flicks...
(So she said under ONE of her nicks...)
My stats I'm reluctant to give!

- THE RATINGS! -
Variety's spoken, and "Dust" kicked some ass!
Will "Eye" perform likewise, and show up First Wave...
Or will SFC viewers pass??

- THE... OOOOOH! INFLAMMATORY! -
More garbage was spewed forth by SliderFanOne...
The chap with an IQ that borders on 'none.'
Why bother flaming this sickening loser?
Just kick him out on his buns!!

- THE PLUMP... PART TWO -
Informant kicked off a debate,
By mentioning school drug tests.
I just wanna know what they inject,
To hold up Ms. Wuhrer's huge

[Transmission severed for the sake of good taste]

- Blinker 7:-P
http://welcome.to/gate_haven

Let's not forget the double entendres... "The --> male members <-- of the staff were all quite taken with Tembi's very convincing hooker."

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