The Way It Wuz, Mar7/2000

Date: 03/07/2000
From: Blinker

= THEME SONG =

In the now-deleted postings, (lalala)
Of Ninety-Eight A.D. -- (lalalala)
There was a guy named Blinker,
Who signed up for this here B.B. -- (lalalala)

He took over this post from SL4,
Kind of a weekly review -- (lalalala)
But the rest of the BBoard needed more,
So they shot him into space
Aboard the Satellite of TWIW...

(GET ME DOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN!!!!)

We'll send him cheesy articles,
The newest we can find -- (lalalala)
He'll have to sit and rhyme them all,
While he goes out of his mind -- (lalalala)

The only thing, that can save poor Blink
From being driven around the bend -- (lalalala)
Is spending all day on IM chat,
With a bunch of his Sliders friends...

BBOARD, ROLL CALL!

Blinker -- "That's me!"
Flux Man -- "Ugh!"
QBall -- "Oh, hey Trace!"
Edddddddddddd -- "MOOKS!"

You're wondering how he sleeps at night,
What with all these flame attacks -- (lalalala)
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a post,
"I should really just reee-lax -- "

For Mystery, Sci-- uh, TWIW in, 2000...

- THE STOGIE! GIVE 'IM THE STOGIE! -
"Who the hell IS this new guy, Ed_The_Sock?"
I only required one look...
To deduce that the author of THIS little gem
Was no less than a prime Grade-A MOOK!

- THE POLL -
The Sci-Fi Wire needs YOU!! ...but how come?
To give them advice on a possible film,
And which cast you think's the least dumb?
NO! They just want some hits,
Those darn SFC gits...
To make sure their counter's not numb!

- THE SUSPICIOUS -
Is Tormé involved with the movie, or not?
He says quite one thing, which Cleav contradicts...
But NO movie??? Perish the thought!!!

- THE POLL... PART DUH -
Charmed has a question for us on the board...
What would YOU do back in time?
I'm not quite sure, but a few years'd be nice...
To think up a less-than-lame rhyme! 7:-O

- THE FILTH! -
SusieQ's looking for fanfic that's clean...
She could soon end up with one hope.
Abducting ol' Dorky, and making him write some...
AFTER his mouth's scrubbed with soap!

- THE RECYCLABLE -
The Unstuck Man teaser's set? Mother and Child.
It's music is under "Slide By Wire" filed...
And as for the COC double? Perhaps to find "him"...
A few arboretums were dialed!

- THE EAGERLY ANTICIPATED -
Brand_S has got something Brand_New up his sleeve...
A series about BBoard wars!
With S on the job, only ONE thing's for sure...
There's no way the eps'll be bores!

[Wars?? On the BBOARD??? Geez, this guy's got some imagination...]

- THE ETERNAL QUESTION? -
Poor Maggie just wants to know one little thing...
What's her ex-homeworld's Earth Number?
Into The Vortex says Earth 89...
So much for THAT would-be bummer!

[http://www.xtn.net/~lucast/sliders/season3/exodus/alts.html]

- THE LYIN' SCUMBAG -
RealmRealmKeepZom-a-Gwam dared show his face...
With a lame-ass S6 fic in tow!
Someone call T out, cuz what we have here...
Is a FOO' who needs to be THROWN!

- Blinker 7:-P !!!!!!!!!
http://welcome.to/gate_haven

STINGER: "As morning came Quinn woke, and knew he was still acting as his double, Daelin kissed him, and they had sex, and after that she went down for coffee and he got into the shower, and went down to breakfast in a dark blue suit, and Daelin told him he looked attractive, but then he sat and ate."

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Nominated by Blinker