The Way It Wuz®: Mar10/2000

Date: 03/10/2000
From: Blinker

"As we enter Day 4 of the Themesonggate scandal, the tune in question appears to be nearing its final verses. The song's motives remain unknown."

...With a bunch of his Sliders friends:

BBOARD, ROLL CALL!

SpaceTime -- "I'm an asshole! :)"
Sabre_Edge -- "It's on its way!"
Ritual -- "Not a possibility!"
Green_Moduuuuuuuuuus -- "CAPTAIN JACKASS!!!!"

You're wondering how he sleeps at night,
What with all those flame attacks -- (lalalala)
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a post,
And who cares if he mocks Ex-Lax -- "

On The Way It Wuz, Thursday, March 9, 2000!

- THE T-RIFFIC! -
The Mr. T saga's complete! We can rest,
Knowing T whupped the Maggs (also, Kari's huge breasts.)
The only foe left to defeat after Peck...
Is this board's very own laughingstock, the Exec!
(Mwahahahaha... stay tuned...)

- THE VERY, VERY BAD -
relrelrelaboo's one naughty boy...
So it seems from his posting on "Dune."
But if anyone needs to be laughed at in this...
It's that gullible, Pee-Wee-despising buffoon!

- THE GROSS UNDERESTIMATION -
Seems that Sci-Fi changed the title of late...
Is it 'GvsE'? Or now 'Good Vs. Evil'?
The ONE thing that's clearer than Jean-Luc's bald pate...
Is that SFC thinks we've got brains sized like weevils!!

- THE DOG -
Now that My's sister's ensconced in her job...
It's time that she found one for Chandler.
One role at which pup could outdo the incumbent...
Is that of the famed Adam Sandler!
(Feigning sadness... peeing on walls... smeg, ANY dog's got what it takes!)

- THE WATERLOGGED... 7:-( -
We'll wait for Trueslider to fix up his tapes,
Before signing up to pitch in.
But the warm, fuzzy thought is enough to inspire...
A hearty war cry of 'BITCHIN'!!!!'

- THE LIMERICK -
There once was a film "M2M,"
Which by all was quite justly condemned.
The script blew more chunks
Than that ep about monks...
And the ACTORS? Let's NOT mention THEM!!

- THE RANT -
On the subject of JOC, the Hunter let loose!
It seems that the guy was ONCE cool...
But at risk of repeating the 'T' gag too often...
Now, Raven-Man pities da fool!

And THAT... is the Way It Wuz!

- Klly... er... uh... Blinker 7:-P !!!!
http://welcome.to/gate_haven

STINGER: 'Blinker, you have WAY too much time on your hands if you can write these "The Way it Wuz" posts. By the way, the word is spelled "was"! ;-)' -- Executive, http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/545/11568/10

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