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The Way It Wuz: Caffeinated Edition!

Date: 03/22/2000
From: Blinker

"We join our theme song already in progress."

...with a bunch of his Sliders friends:

MORON, ROLL CALL!

Ex-Lax -- "It was Bagel!"
VD -- "I was hacked!"
RealmKeeper -- "Kromaggs, yep!"
Pauuuuuuuuuuuul -- "I dunno!"

You're wondering how he sleeps at night,
What with all those flame attacks -- (lalalala)
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a post,
I should really just relax -- "

For The Way It Wuz, Caffeine Edition, @ Party 2000...

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<Blinker sits at the controls of the Satellite of TWIW, lost in reverie.>

BLINKER (drooling): Mmmmmmmmmm... using post sheets to create a Sabrina Lloyd made out of origaaaaaaaami...

<Abruptly, the peaceful calm is shattered by POST SIGN.>

BLINK: Ahhh, 7:-# it. All right Synth, start the feed from Earth...

<In response, the satellite computer spews out a veritable mountain of postings... and doesn't stop.>

BLINK: Gaakh! <heaves post sheets off face> What the?!!

SYNTHIA: Hmm. It would appear there is a higher volume of posts than usual this week.

BLINK (looking over posts): Waaaaait a minute... these are all from SpaceTime! "TempralFlux is meeeeeeen..." <a fresh load catches him in the face>

SYNTH: Well, you DO know what happens if you can't riff enough posts in the allotted time.

BLINK: No more post riffing for 29 years??

SYNTH: Uh, no, the Satellite blows up.

<Blinker... blinks.>

BLINK: I'll be needing a whole lotta coffee... extra piping-hot!

<Upon receipt of said beverage, he frantically begins tearing through pages upon pages at record speed, glancing only at the post titles>

Hey retart Jbanker my name is Steve G.

>>> But address posts "Dear Moron" when talking to me!

Silverguy tell them were not the same..

>>> We just happen to share the word "Jerk" as a name!

Hey RandomJ, Slyder, Vance, DocQ and...

>>> With this many folks, they could start a rock band!

ok if u guys think ur flamers wait until

>>> You get your woefully high electric bill!

Slyder if they think were one person....

>>> We oughta team up and perform some REAL cursin'!

My Chasm Spasm!

>>> Um... <desperately tries to avoid first rhyme that comes to mind> ...something about ectoplasm!

Something funny i found

>>> Over there on the ground!
>>> Looks like a balloon,
>>> but why isn't it round?

There is mooks everywhere!

>>> By land, sea and air!

I know I'll get blasted for this but....

>>> I DON'T believe McCain's a nut!

do you know? What happened Fri. night .

>>> YOU were still alive then, right?

Two words: Chasm sucked.

>>> The acting blew, and the script was ffff... should've been chucked.

I am Silverguy

>>> You feel you had to tell us. WHY?

Into the Creative Chasm

>>> <desperately... tries... to withhold self...>

Reality Check, part 2

>>> Can we all say, "past overdue"?

Did anyone else notice.......

>>> The recent lack of posts from Modus?

I am CopyCat

>>> We may never forgive you for that.

Not one, not two, but...

>>> Red butt, blue butt!

SYNTH: Umm... just so you know, in the time it took you to rhyme those... two or three new pages of posts have gone up.

BLINK: <stares forward for an instant, then pitches face-first into pile of posts>

SYNTH: Um, I don't think you want to rest your head there... that's an origami Kari Wuhrer.

BLINK: mmmmf

SYNTH: That's a very special *part* of an origami Kari Wuhrer.

<There is a moment of silence.>

BLINK: I'll be needing a whole lotta *more* coffee... MEGA piping-hot. Pour it on my face when it's ready, please...

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- Blinker 7:-O
http://welcome.to/gate_haven

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