The Way It Wuz, Depressing Stats Edition

Date: 03/26/2000
From: Blinker

"Hm... maybe (ALL READ! SILVERGUY!) would've been more effective..."

...With a bunch of his Sliders friends:

BBOARD, ROLL CALL!

Silverguy -- "u looser!"
Mal15 -- "u looser!"
Slymer/Slyder -- "u looser!"
Four-Oh-Niiiiiiiiiiiine -- "We need a rocket scientist in here!!"

You're wondering how he sleeps at night,
What with all those flame attacks -- (lalalala)
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a post,
I should really just relaaaax -- "

For The Way It Wuz, Sunday, March 26, 2000!

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Now then. At present, there are 40 posts visible on the front page of this board. Here's the breakdown of who posted what:

Mychand: 1
CharmedClass2005: 1
sleepingtiger: 1
SlidersCentral: 1
Slider120: 1
Doctor_Quinn: 1
slider409: 1
blue_lightsaber: 1
CopyCat_: 1
SliderQuinn_21: 1
HurriKain: 1
Kromagg1: 1
Beyond2000: 1
cc_deville: 1
MrsOConnell: 1
ThomasMaIthus, aka Slider_Paul, aka the Elephant Boy: 1
Mallory2: 2
Quinn_15: 3
Silverguy: 7
Mallory15: 12

If we assume, and quite rightly I believe, that Silverguy and Mallory15 are one and the same... then they have posted 19 of those 40 articles.

That's 47.5%.

Ugggggggggggggghhhhhhh...

"N-E-way," here's my musical commentary... to the tune of "Silver Bells."
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Out in real life, there's not much strife,
Everything's going fine...
On the board,
A profusion
of dumbbells.
Adults gasping,
Children laughing,
As they pee on our walls...
And in every last thread you'll hear:

Silverguy, Silverguy...
When will he say something witty?
At rambling, he's the king...
Yet all I feel for him's pity.

Strings of spam posts,
Full of lame boasts,
Blink is turning bright green...
As the flamers drag out
Counter-measures.

Hear insults fly,
Watch the joy die,
This is Satan's big scene...
And above all this bustle,
You'll hear:

Silverguy, Silverguy,
Showdown time in Sliders City...
Ring-a-ling, you ding-a-ling,
This here is your wake-up ditty.
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- Blinker 7>:-|
http://welcome.to/gate_haven

STINGER: "does it say C/21 no it saye M/15 and that is always used like in dates 3/26 duh, plus i think your cool." -- Mallory15... no comment.

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Nominated by Blinker