The Way It Wuz, Supremes Edition [QB7]

Date: 05/17/2000
From: DianaDavis

"We join our theme song already in progress."

...with a bunch of his Sliders friends:

BBOARD, ROLL CALL!

dsdlvsjoc -- "Acrylic or Temporla?"
vortex62 -- "Oh my :-#----->>>"
Callie21V -- ">>> ...what?"
Impullllllllllllllllse -- "There's a hole in your sky!!"

You're wondering how he sleeps at night,
After abandoning Wade -- (lalalala)
But Season Four Quinn isn't *trying* to sleep,
Just to constantly gettttttttt laid --

On the Way It Wuz, Wednesday the Seventeenth... of Two Thou-ousand!

- THE CONCERT (1) -

I was punching keys,
Suddenly we had to freeze
'Cause Mallory sneezed;
Turn the gun around,
Shut the Combine down
And hold countdown.

Got it up again,
And it was only then
With the readout flashing ten,
That I realized
We'd destroy the lives
Of two good men...

But then I figured, what the hell, it's not as if I know them.
A side of me I tried to hide, a side I never showed them...

I'm, Sliding in shame, Doctor Geiger I'll miss youuuuuuu...
I, know it's not your fault, Doctor Geiger I'll miss youuuuuuu...

The final Geiger Slide -
Came sixteen eps after we aired "Applied."
I can't see how
They forgot 'till now
He hadn't died...

[The BBoard switches its collective radio to TWIW-FM]

- THE QUERY -
What Sliders ending *should* we have seen?
Well, if you ask SFC...
The right ending to "Pilot" is "Summer of Love"!
And *you* thought "First Wave" was mind-boggling TV!

- THE SOPHISTICATED -
SliderNum5's got new videos up!
Too bad these work machines don't do RealPlayer...
Or faster than Space can call BB a "pup,"
I would be HURTLING THERE!

- THE POLL -
Which show needs to be revived...
Ours, or the superb B5?
Oh no, ugh, that's just Crusade.
To think that THAT show's scribes get paid!!

- THE STUTTERER -
Charmed's double posting like nobody's business!
Still, there's ONE good thing that gives us...
Something else to riff in TWIW!
Now, onto an X-Files review.

- THE DIGRESSION -
hey, like, did u hear their kicking mulder off x-files?? its true they fired him. those sci-fi bastards and n-e-ways season eight is going to suck, scully is like the only original x-file person and whose going to watch x-files without the inventor of the x-files. theres no point. so even without seing n-e eps i know the season suxx wurs than that lexx show their always showing the sick comercials for on sci-fi. because intelligent writing and suspenseful drama and compelling characterization arnt what made xfiles a hit, it waz DAVID DUKOVNYS ASS!!!!!!!!!! and mariah kari will die without him. hahaha.

- THE COVETED -
Sliders is on VCD, but not tapes???
Let's hope this state isn't final...
Or next thing you know, they'll be trying to replace...
Compact discs with the wonder of vinyl!!

- THE BITCH -
No handles left to be found in this rhyme,
And nothing much out of the norm.
But why not try guessing the "bitch" it's insulting,
Noting a quirk of its form?

- THE DANZA -
No handles left to be found in this rhyme,
And nothing much out of the norm.
But why not try guessing the "Danza" insulted,
Noting a quirk of its form?

- THE VOCAL -
InDiscoVeritas has had it to HERE!
And yes, BBoard fighting sucks worse than "The Seer"...
But really now, Mr. "Enough,"
Would it truly be so very tough?
...TO STOP SHOUTING AT EVERYONE NEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Just taking time out to say I LOVE that handle, though!!!!)

- THE ICKLE PROBLEM -
Pick a site and make it stick;
Constant flipping drives me sick.
Hotmail, Crispy, Hotmail, Crispy.
Sarah, STOP THE ADDY FRISBEE!

- THE CONCERT (2) -

Set me free, why don't you Da-ave -
Just let me be, why don't you Dave;
'Cause the writers don't need me,
They just keep me hangin' on...

Yeah the writers don't need me,
They just keep me hangin' on...

You said, to get our crew invooolved,
Diana had to be remaaapped;
However, you forgot to sooolve,
The problem with the FREAKIN' EPISODE BEING CRAAAAP...

And there was NUTT'N I could do about that.

Whoa, whoa, whoa...
Let me go, why don't you Dave -
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
Just write me out, why don't you Dave;
'Cause the fans don't accept me,
Yet you keep me hangin' on...

- Blinker 7:-P
http://welcome.to/gate_haven

BLINKER'S FINAL THOUGHT: "I wish... I'd spent more time... at the office."

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