Show
& Tell ----------> Into the Mystic!
Date: 09/13/2000
From: Blinker
Show & Tell® is brought to you by Blinker™. Well, it IS!Yesterday's roster:
• Stoker_chick wins a clean syringe. If you're going to kill yourself by lethal injection, just do it in a way that you don't catch anything icky!
• Vance454 wins.... HEY!! He didn't submit a moral!!! He wins NOTHING!! 7:-P
• Silly_Sillerson wins a slice of toast. It's probably best not to ask where that came from!
• EustiSlider wins a free pass redeemable at all Quinn's Sliding Service™ locations, and a sewing kit!
• KllyWlls wins a fork, a knife, and a shiny new blank tape!
• JorgeCis wins a gun. Make it happen!
• dellyone wins Mount Everest, the English channel, the Amazon, and the stage curtains that concealed Remmy and Julianne as they... um... yeah.
• JessieMallory wins a compilation of KISS' greatest hits, and a slide rule!
• TemporalFlux wins all 349 volumes of the Encyclopedia Galactica. Get cracking, Datavorous Boy!
• Vigeant wins a big-screen TV!
• Callie21V wins a rediculously large copy of the Executive thesaurus, featuring an appendix with 37 furthur synonyms for "honest"!
• FogBoy wins a VHS copy of "I Never Promised You A Rose Petal-Laden Bed"!
• ThomasMalthus wins a back-up VCR! Oops, wait... this is a *backed*-up VCR. Good luck getting that jelly sandwich out!=====
All right class, you know the routine. One object from or inspired by today's episode... and STEP on it!
BLINKER: I brought the pickled brain of our beloved ex-President, Ed Wood Jr.
SYNTHIA: Um... Blink, the jar is empty.
BLINKER: [checks label] Smeg! Looks like I brought Silverguy's brain by accident. Ahhh well.
SYNTHIA: I brought an invisible block of wood from the Golden Gargoyle Gate Bridge, thus proving that S3 doesn't own the patent on ludicrously improbable SF gimmicks.
BLINKER: Cool! We *both* brought invisible objects!
SYNTHIA: Aren't we supposed to step on them now?
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What did YOU bring?
- Blinker 7:-P
http://welcome.to/gate_haven"Love 'em, leave 'em, love 'em, leave 'em
Love 'em, leave 'emLove 'em, leave 'em, love 'em, leave 'em
Love 'em, leave 'em, love 'em, leave 'em, yeahLove 'em, leave 'em, love 'em, leave 'em
Love 'em, leave 'em, love 'em, leave 'em, yeah
Love 'em, leave 'em, love 'em, leave 'em
Love 'em, leave 'em, love 'em, leave 'em, yeah
Love 'em, leave 'em, love 'em, leave 'em
Love 'em, leave 'em, love 'em, leave 'em, yeah
Love 'em, leave 'em"-- Actual lyrics to "Love 'Em and Leave 'Em" by Gene Simmons. I think the toxic face paint had reached his brain by this point.
Here......
Date: 09/13/2000
From: Silly_Sillerson
Today, I've brought two items. It might be that that's against the rules, but as far as I'm concerned, I don't give a Dolly Parton's boobie.First off, the wig that JOC wore as Quinn's double, The Sorcerer. C'mon people. How many times can we slap a natty hippie-wig on this guy and pretend he's someone else?? It's like slapping a bald cap on Julia Roberts and calling her Chairman Mao. It just doesn't work for me. So here. Take it. Do what you will with it. Burn it. I don't care, have fun.
Secondly, the cheap latex appliances from the guy who played
the brain-witch doctor guy. I personally think Koko the sign-language gorrila could've done a better make-up job. How you can drape some guy in coagulated baby drool, and say it's "old man wrinkles" is beyond me. So take these too. I suggest you roll them into a cylinder, and use them as a candle. Might as well get SOME use off of them.Well, that's all I have to offer, except this nickel I found in Jimmy Hoffa's pants. Eh, who am I kidding, no one would want that....
Bigg-Silly Pimperson
For
Show and Tell...
Date: 09/14/2000
From: JorgeCis
I brought the first casualty of sliding, Ryan! After seeing an incredible finish from last season's cliffhanger, many of us waited to see what would happen to the group. And what do we find? A one-minute cameo by Ryan and a casual mention by Wade! He was never thought or mentioned again!Take a bow, sir. Even though some of the writers and the FOX team forgot about you, we sure as hell didn't!
Jorge
"Pay
no attention...
Date: 09/14/2000
From: EustiSlider
...to the man behind the curtain! I the great Quinn... Oh, hi. You've found me."Yep, I've got the great Giant Head machine that alt-Quinn used to scare the bodily fluids out of Witch-Doctor World. I've always been told that I have a huge noggin, now I can truly impress. Hey, I wonder if it'll enlarge other body parts...... Woo Hooo! I am liking this!
--Eusti
Here's
I brought...
Date: 09/14/2000
From: dellyone
Quinn's tombstone. Sometimes I think Quinn should have died and let Ryan be part of the sliders. At least we wouldn't have to watch JOC's S4 "acting". Now where did Ryan go?
dellyone
Hey,
look!
Date: 09/14/2000
From: ThomasMalthus
In the spirit of Blinker's "Into the Mystic"-related invisible gifts, I bring more invisible stuff.The voters' intelligence when they elected Ed Wood, Jr. president. Who would have thought they could be dumber than our world?
All past and future references to Arturo's son in other "Sliders" episodes.
Tracy Torme's originality when he wrote this script (To paraphrase Spike: "Can't any of the members of this bboard ever remember that I HATE this episode!").
This invisible gift-giving session was brought to you by a Harry Potter Barn near your coven. Convenient curse removal and weird, talking owl mentors available and on sale!
ThomasMalthus
I
was inspired.
Date: 09/14/2000
From: DoctorQuinn
Sort off.Picture this. You're in a room. An annoyingly quiet room. Not a single person is talking, which makes anyone who wants to break the silence feel out of place. The person next to you has a pen. He is flicking the ink catridge so that it flies up into the air, loops, and lands behind him. He does this over, and over, and over, and over...
Engrossed by this, you find yourself watching the part of the pen soar into the air, twirl, and descend.
He is absolutely delighted by it, and deems himself a sorcerer.
It was a LONG day.
The good doctor
Oops!
^^^
Date: 09/14/2000
From: DoctorQuinn
I brought the magical pen to go with my rambling. lol.
Now
that I don't have to worry. . .
Date: 09/14/2000
From: Stoker_chick
. . . about any microscopic diseases <the scientific terminology more accurately describing them as "ickiness">, I bring before you the Lollipop King, the Ballerina, and the Mayor of Munchkin Land <the true identities of those haunting the bridge, and the true secret behind alternate-Quin's success>.Of course, they'll more than likely do a better job than that para-therapist did at curing my insomnia, migrain, and allergies. Nonetheless, now I seem to be seeing little dancing people everywhere I go. . . and they're all wearing pastels and flowers!
Why am I the only one who is succepted to this torture?
Later days.
The
Newspaper
Date: 09/14/2000
From: DoctorWhy
Here's the paper the Sliders were unlucky enough to find waiting for them on Earth Prime. It contains all the most "ludicrously improbable" events of the last year, summarized in just fifty-two pages of newsprint.On page three is a footnote describing how Kari Wuhrer once got a job without sleeping with anyone.
Me.....
Date: 09/14/2000
From: Slider_Quinn21
The forgotten bullet inside Quinn...
Lookie
what I brought!
Date: 09/14/2000
From: sliderules
I brought smoke and mirrors. Yup, when all else fails, go the route of smoke or mirrors and you'll go far. Unless you bumo into the mirror that is.sliderules
"PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE WIZARD OF OZ RIPOFF ON YOUR SCREEN."
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