Meanwhile at Otherworlds...
Date: 04/01/2003
From:
Blinker
...HEY! Who's been screwing with this thing?!
http://slidersweb.net/otherworlds/
Well, I don't know who'd *want* to read alternate versions of "Sliders," but I guess you can check 'em out until I find time to replace them with the site's usual content.
- Blinker 7:-/
http://slidersweb.net/blinker
DAMN!
Date: 04/01/2003
From: Slider_Quinn21
Nobody loves BT, not even Ray!
I hope you catch this guy, Blink. I'm going to die if I don't get my Raymond fanfic!!!
Ray
http://raymondweb.net/otherworlds/214
Noooooooo
Date: 04/01/2003
From: TemporalFlux
Unreal. Did you contact More Monthly Fees about it? At the very least they need to charge you for another month due to their security foul up.
Tf
temporalflux@hotmail.com
http://apartmentofcontinuity.com
Well, crap.
Date: 04/01/2003
From:
ThomasMalthus
BT: Miami will begin airing Fridays on CBS.
I was hoping to get "Stand and Wait" on the site soon. The story chronicles Ray's adventures in the very long line for Mets tickets on opening day, and ends tragically when the team loses its opener to the Cubs, 15-2, while making more errors than David Peckinpah writing a story about Maggie's past after a particularly lengthy heroin/crack binge. And you won't believe how I tie it into "Double Play". ;)
ThomasMalthus
P.S. I'm not kidding about the opener. Truth is stranger than fiction (sometimes).
Hey, loam nut! :-D
Date: 04/03/2003
From:
SpaceTime
Yep, I know what one is!
Want to be let in on the secret? A loam nut is a weasely, neurotic pseudo-castrati who pokes at people from afar with in-jokes that are so far in they're fighting to make it past the O-RING.
Does that help, Blinker, you shampoo bottle molestor? If not, please continue to use little nuggets of my personal lexicon from time to time in a secretive derogatory fashion. I've even gathered a few examples from 3 years ago that will never be relevant again under ANY circumstances:
- "hella"
- "hellsa"
- "tree" (meaning cool, i.e. You're tree)
- "frumpkin"
- "prawn nog"
- "JUBJUB"
Last, but not least, "HELLA." The added enunciation creates a whole different word... kind of like when you refer to yourself as "clever."
I will undoubtedly see these very words popping up soon in your little Easter egg pages to show just how very funny you think you are while proving just how obtuse you can be with everyone else in your "readership."
- SpaceTime ;-D
http://www.prawn-nog.net
The real castrati asks...
Date: 04/05/2003
From:
ThomasMalthus
BT should hang with the Sopranos, and get whacked.
...what is a pseudo-castrati?
I am, of course, well aware of the definition of the parts of the "word", if that's indeed what it is, which would be "false" and "one who is castrated" (mostly for the purpose of singing, so eunuch would really be the better term here). However, once the whole becomes more than the sum of its parts, it doesn't add up. There's no such word. But let me try and ascertain your meaning anyway.
Do you intend to paint Blinker as one who impersonates a castrati? Does he sing soprano for the Pope? Is his Michael Jackson impression killer? And if so, how do you know?
Or is a pseudo-castrati one who physically attempts to mimic a castrati? Admittedly, this would be hard to do without actually becoming one, but not impossible. Start with some ruddy, boyish cheeks that are perpetually clean-shaven and you're well on your way to that eunuch look.
I would appreciate some clarification on this subject. After all, brandishing poorly defined insults is a good way to inadvertantly start a BBoard feud. And we wouldn't want that to happen.
ThomasMalthus
berserker
Date: 04/05/2003
From: darkslider
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TM,
Allow me to clarify for you, given your apparent 'special' needs with the English language.
A pseudo-castrati would be a person who, as you would well know, is impotent. Now, this impotence can range from...say, impotence in reproductive terms (something you well know) to...impotence in terms of insulting someone.
Impotent in attack, style of attack...or simply lacking in force in their attack on another. Call it a failed attempt at being clever or impactful. Call it a grand dud in term of verbal warfare.
Wait...wait...wait...
Sorry...I forgot who I was speaking to...
Since you are unable to comprehend even the most primitive analogy or synonym, I will have to explain using as little words as possible.
Impotent means...hhhmm...NOT ABLE TO DO THE GOOD JOB.
Any and all jobs that require a certain level of potency...sigh....GOOD JOB SKILLS...can have someone of pseudo-castrati level a part of it.
Something I am sure you can relate with, given your level of skill with the pen.
Or in conversation with anyone who has been able to wear anything other than big boy training pants.
Keep shooting, though...you'll get to the scooby underoos soon enough.
And in the future? Don't threaten a feud that the wilted tangerine you call a head could not possibly back up.
For your little retorts here are as funny and accurate as you are clever and powerful.
Which is to say, as fertile as a person in your state can be.
Unless of course, you plan on 'feuding' with Spacetime by drowning out all of his posts with your shitty fanfic?
Fanfic that makes pornography films blush in terms of dialogue and content.
In that case...well, there's no stopping you.
How's that for a explanation, Whitman?
-darkslider
I will say this about those that are castrated...at least you never have to worry about going bald.
Rejoice in that.
Sorry, should have been clearer...
Date: 04/06/2003
From:
ThomasMalthus
BT is positively opaque, but not very Original.
I was addressing SpaceTime, not darkslider.
Not to distrust your command of the English language as you attempt to define a word that does not exist, of course, dark. You were as whack as ever, G dawg. But sometimes I need to speak to your master directly. I realize the inconvenience involved, but I prefer somebody who actually knows a threat from a joke.
ThomasMalthus
paper tiger
Date: 04/06/2003
From: darkslider
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Clearer?
Know a threat from a joke?
I should learn not to put my nose where it does not belong?
Hhhhmmm..I was under the impression that Spacetime was talking to Blinker....and not you?
But hey, maybe YOU can show me where Matt mentions your name?
But don't let me rush you, as I am sure you're still on that adventure to FIND YOUR FEET, you stupid bastard.
And since I am sure you won't be able to finish my whole post, let me sum it up...and, if you feel frisky, you can read the rest. It's entertaining to say the least.
Ready? Get the dictionary, because I know you're gonna need it, you bubblehead.
YOU ARE THE WALKING DEFINITION OF PSEUDO-CASTRATI. Need help finding the definition? LOOK IN A MIRROR, YOU BLOATED TRANSVESTITE.
We all know that you were threatening...even YOU COULD NOT POSSIBLY BE THAT DUMB TO THINK WHAT YOU SCRIBBLED ABOVE COULD BE SEEN AS ANYTHING BUT A WEAK THREAT ISSUED BY THE GAY LOVE CHILD OF THE MICHELEN MAN AND THE PILSBURY DOUGH BOY.
Got it?
Now, if you have nothing else to do, which I am sure is the case...go ahead and read below. I answer all your little 'questions' and 'threats' to me there.
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Why is it that whenever I call your school girlish bluffs you always respond in the same manner?
Is it because you somehow think that your opinion of me matters even in the slightest, and that your ridiculous mention of my 'master' might silence me?
I have no master, GrapeApe. I am friends with matt. You know...friends? Things that I'm sure you've read about...but maybe not seen in real life.
I need not get anyone's permission to call you on your retarded antics, you nannering jackaninny.
I can write all the goddamn letters I want to you, whenever I want to.
Why?
BECAUSE LIKE ME, NO ONE MENTIONED YOUR NAME IN THIS POST, YOU DE-TESTICLED MANPOONANI.
Which, even in that deflated balloon head of yours, will tell you that your little 'trump card' telling me to butt out works just as well on you.
But maybe you're still having difficulty looking up all the really big words in my last post.
Lord knows your inability to make anything other than mindless duplicates of what I have said on a much lower vocabulary 'budget' is uncanny.
IN'T THAT RIGHT, MAH DAWG?
Bottom line?
You wanted a definition. It's been used here on the bboard before. MANY TIMES.
So many times that even you, TOOTSIE, could have seen it at least once and PIECED TOGETHER IT'S DEFINITION BY DEDUCTION.
However...you could not. Why? Well...faulty genetics aside, I'd say you were attempting in your own 'special' way to be a castrati online as well as off by doing exactly what Space said Blinker did.
Namely, using some lame ass attempt at being 'clever' to flame someone here. Of course the flame is reflective of the...ahem, I use the term loosely with you...person and the result was your little mess above.
Mild threats and silly ass 'questions' that even a mental patient could figure out.
But who knows? Given your inability to make even the most simplistic ideas merge together, you could REALLY BE THAT STUPID.
So I, being the CONSCIENTIOUS CITIZEN I am here, decided to lend you a hand....and answer it for you.
You, being the enervated pea shooter you are, decided to attempt to brush me off in your...'original' fashion.
Nice try.
It obviously works as well as you do at reproducing, using utensils without taking out an eye, or reading above a third grade level.
Keep trying though.
And remember what I said.
Don't make threats you cannot back up.
Was it a threat? Well...not now that you're running away from what you originally said.
But originally, it was. We all know that.
But hey, at least we've all laughed...and learned this round.
You, I imagine, more than the rest of us.
Goddamned mangina.
-darkslider
MATT YOU FOOL
Date: 04/07/2003
From: CoolSlider
I noticed something in your personal lexicon. A certain word.
That word is "hella".
You and I BOTH know that "hella" is an East Bay term, and now it's sneaked it's way into pop music and the dark underbelly of Los Angeles.
You're such a poser, and you always will be SOCAL SCUM!
CS
Original URL http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/545/4066548
Nominated by Blinker
