Wacky Christmas Post Party!! Woo Hoo!!!!

Date: 12/24/99
From: Blinker

It is an average day on the BBoard. Ignorant_ is accusing JLBanker of being Slider8_. 12_Monkeys is accusing Ignorant_ of being Daniel_2. _DeepThroat_ is accusing _Daniel_8_ of having too many underscores in his handle.
Suddenly all discussion grinds to a halt. The BBoarders look on as the staid, eggshell-yellow-with-black-stripe walls retract to be replaced with a pulsating disco décor. From a loudspeaker issues the haunting voice heard on Cleavant Derricks and the Blink the Greats' "Phone Booth Outta Heaven":
"Let's PAR-TAAAAAAAAAY!!"
CaptMaggie turns to Sabre_Edge and Slider_Sarah. "What's going on?"
Edge is buoyant. "Well, well, well. Looks like those nutters at the Dominion finally got around to holding a Post Party!"
Sarah is guirlant. "Ooh! Ooh! Don't forget! Everyone is highly encouraged to use alternate handles when attending! Then at the end, we guess who everyone was!!"
SL4ever walks past, bearing a tray laden with his twin obsessions, food and... um, food. "Woo Hoo! All right then, who brought music???"
Now, let's see if we can push this thing to 1,000 replies!!!
- Blinker 7:-D
http://welcome.to/gate_haven

HEY HEY HEY!!!!!!!!!

Date: 12/24/99
From: Chaser9

Chaser9 walks into the party and screams, "PARTY TIME PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Oh yeah and I brought a friend." Chaser steps aside to reveal Issac The bartender from The Love Boat. "Issac can you fix me a Sliding Collins?" Issac looks to Chaser. Points two fingers at him and speaks, "Outta sight!!!!"
"Oh Yeah BLINK! I brought Leo Sayer's greatest hits. Who's ready for some 'You Make Me Feel Like Dancing'?"
Chaser takes his place next to the bar and waits for more guests to arrive. Thinking to himself aloud, "I love parties."
--Chaser9

Wazzup in the house?!

Date: 12/24/99
From: DJ_Scribble

I walk in with my mixing board and set up in the corner. "How would you all like to hear some music?!" Everyone screams, "YEAH!". I put on a new song and start doing my thing. Blinker comes up and requests a song, and I play it. It is a slow song. Blinker dances with Slider_Sarah.

Hey everyone!

Date: 12/24/99
From: Slider8_

"What's happening everyone?" I walk in and sit down in the corner. "Hey, whats up?" TemporalFlux says. "Nothin much, just hanging out." He walks away and I go to the Dj. "Hey man, could you play something fast?" "Sure" he says. I then go out on the dance floor and begin dancing like a maniac.

Hahaha!

Date: 12/24/99
From: _DeepThroat_

I sneak in through the back door and I climb up to the rafters, where I will be surveying the party.

Leo Sayer... makes me feel like dancin'!

Date: 12/24/99
From: Callie21V

The skalographic Callie21V buzzes into the room, a fresh sheaf of Totalitarian propaganda articles in her hot pink purse.
"Any of you gentlemen care to dance?"
>>> C/21

bp's gonna party like it's 1999

Date: 12/24/99
From: BizarroPeckinpah

Hold up it is!
bp makes his way into the disco frenzy that is the party.
"As the imperfect duplicate of David Peckinpah I shall endeavor to get down and boogie like none before me! Also might I add that the bp would really enjoy one of those nice refreshing beverages the bartender from the Love Boat is concocting. Would you be so kind as to send a refreshing mixture of whiskey and vermuth bp's way?"
bp is handed his Manhattan and begins to shake his imperfect duplicate of David Peckinpah groove thing.
"Greetings ladies, who would like to try their luck withthe imperfect duplicate of the man who ruined Sliders? I promise not to bite. Too hard . . ."

bp

Alright! Let's party!

Date: 12/24/99
From: Sabre_Edge

SE rolls in kegs of Eggnog. He points out the alcoholic and non-alcoholic varieties. "Thought every one might be thirsty! Drink up because I'm not rolling the full ones back out when it is over!"
"Ok ladies, who is ready to dance with the Edge?"

Party!

Date: 12/24/99
From: JorgeCis

JorgeCis comes in carrying a bag of Christmas cookies and puts it beside Sabre_Edge's kegs of eggnogs. He then pulls out a picture of David Peckinpah and places it on a dartboard. "Darts, anyone?" he asks.

This Sock wants to Party

Date: 12/24/99
From: Ed_The_Sock

Ed_The_Sock enters the party. He is looked upon strangely by the party goers. "What? You never seen a sock before? Hey you! Yeah You! The kid with the funny hair. Light my stogie." The kid with the funny hair lights Ed's cigar. "Okay, now this sock is going to show you kids how to party. DJ . . . give me some ODB!"
Ed_The_Sock hits the dancefloor like something from Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo as ODB plays in the background.
After Ed has finished stunning the crowd with his moves he speaks, "Hey! Somebody wanna get The Sock a beer?"
Ed then makes his way to Cleavant and speaks, "Just wanted you to know, you were always my favorite, Tito. Much better than Michael. And look what the poor kid did to himself!"
Cleavant motions for Blinker and he escorts Ed back to the bar. "Thanks kid, think I'll just hang out here. Tell Tito I didn't mean anything by it."
Ed_The_Sock
"So? Is anyone gonna get the sock a beer?"

Date: 12/24/99
From: Blinker

"Whoo! Watch those magic footsteps fly! No-one can dance like the Blinkster! YES!"
Sarah edges away nervously. "Um... I'm going to go dance with the imperfect Peck double over there, 'kay?"
BizarroPeckinpah welcomes his new dance partner with glee. "So, darling... care to hear how my duplicate trashed our show? The making of The Breeder was a real doozy... you got NO idea how many takes some o' those scenes needed..."
Setting up his dartboard on the other side of the room, JorgeCis could have sworn he heard a faintly audible 'icky ick.'
- Blinker 7:-D
http://welcome.to/gate_haven

Peckindarts...I could go for that

Date: 12/24/99
From: DoctorWhy

Hand a few of those missiles this way, will you Jorgecis?

Come On In, The Parties Fine!

Date: 12/24/99
From: Chaser9

Chaser9 grabs another "Sliding Collins" and proceeds to the dance floor. He laughs to himself as he sees Sarah dancing with that BizarroPeckinpah guy. "Hey Blink! You should really try one of these 'Sliding Collins' they're grrrrrrEAT!" "Maybe later Chase, "Blinker replied.
As Chaser9 began to do his famous 'ladder dance' on the dance floor, he heard a strange yet familiar sound. Right next to him a swirling green vortex opend and four figures stepped from it." One of them was an almost exact duplicate of Chaser, the other looked almost like Katie Holmes. While the other two could have passed for Jeremy London and Sabrina Lloyd. "Hey Chase, mind if we join the party?" His almost-double asked. "And you are?" "Come on, it's us . . . from your fanfic . ..Andrew Summers, Autumn Mallory and over there that's Jayson Garrick and his Wade Welles." Chaser's eyes widened, "Yeah, that's great. Join the fun. Let me introduce you to Issac. He was the bartender on The Love Boat. DJ Scribble, how about some more Leo?"
Blinker looked to Chaser and his friends and cracked a smile. This party was reaching beyond the confines of 'this' universe.
--Chaser9

Here we go!

Date: 12/24/99
From: BasementJaxx

I'm game for a party! How about yall? WOOO HOO! Who wants a margarita?

The Basement Jaxx

Who wants a dance?

Date: 12/24/99
From: AquaVortex

If you want a dancing partner, I'll sweep you off your feet.
AV

A SlidingCptBridger Christmas fanfic...

Date: 12/24/99
From: SlidingCptBridger

"You are SO sexy.." The redhaired woman said in a deep, moaning voice. Bridger smiled. It was the first time he'd been with someone since he'd began sliding with Bennish's timer. Bridger kissed the woman, and the woman started to unzip the back of her dress.
"Blip! Blip! Blip! BLIP BLIP BLIP!!" the timer sounded. Bridger didn't realize that he had only 10 seconds until he had to slide again.
"SON OF A @#&$#!!! WHY NOW!!? DAMNIT!!" Bridger shouted, as he reached for the timer. He looked at it, and then back at the woman. "I'm really very sorry about this..I have to leave."
"I thought men left AFTER..." the woman said.
"Don't try to understand it. I'm sorry." said Bridger. With that, Bridger, who desperately needed a cold shower (if you get my drift), activated the timer, and jumped into the vortex.
On the other side, Bridger landed in a fountain. It was snowing out, and the water was freezing (lucky for him, eh?).
"Of all the..." the saturated Bridger mumbled. He stood up, and took his wet jacket off. He reached for the timer to see if it had been damaged. It hadn't; it showed eight days on this world. Bridger looked around the new world, and then back at his sopping wet clothes.
"Oh you poor thing!" came a voice from the other side of the park, "what happened!?"
Bridger looked up to see the same, redhaired woman as before. "Well, um..." Bridger said, trying to think of an excuse.."I was chasing after my dog, and I almost caught him, but I don't guess I was watching where I was going..."
"Ooooh...let me help you. You must be freezing..." said the woman.
"Well, as a matter of fact, I am.."
"Goodness, I don't even know your name!"
"Oh, my name is Nathan Bridger, Captain of the...", he stopped. He probably wasn't captain of the seaQuest on this world. For all he knew, the seaQuest hadn't even been built here. "...well, nevermind that. Just call me Nathan."
"Well hello, Nathan. I'm Monica (don't get any ideas...I'm not going there).
"I know..." Bridger said out loud, and then realized what he'd done.
"How? How do you know?"
"Oh, I was just joking." Bridger said, coving up for his idiot mistake. "Say, do you know where any hotels are...I'm kinda new here."
"A hotel!?" Monica said, "I won't hear of it. Why don't you come with me to my place?"
"YEAH!!!" Bridger shouted. "Oh, I mean, I would love that, thank you."
So Monica and our soaked hero jump in a cab, and the two of them retreated back to Monica's appartment. It was a very nice place; it wasn't too big...it looked just like the one on the last world. After they got there, Monice helped Bridger into a dry robe, and treated him to a bowl of warm soup.
"I just hate to see people cold, wet, and miserable outside...especially so close to Christmas." Monica said.
"It's Christmas time!? Already?" Bridger said, as he realized he'd lost track of time during his adventures, "I guess it just sorta snuck up on me."
"It does that to some of us.." Monica said, as she looked at the ground and sighed.
"What's wrong?"
"Christmas sorta snuck up on me too. I work at the mall, and I was supposed to find someone to play Santa for the little kids, but I havn't been able to find anyone..." she said, as she looked at Bridger with her big, brown eyes.
Bridger looked back at her, puzzled at first, and then realized what she was after.."You want me to be Santa, don't you?"
"Would you!?"
"Yes, I love kids. I'd be happy to."
The following day, Bridger stayed true to his word, and went with Monica to the mall. When they arrived there, they went to the little room where the Santa guy was supposed to get ready. There, they heard loud shouting, and things being thrown. Bridger and Monica looked into the room to see a fat man in a Santa suit, and a couple of other mall employees, a white guy, a black guy, and a white girl dressed as elves fighting some of the mall executives.
"But sir, children relate to Santa.." one of the executives pleaded.
"I will do no such thing, you blistering idiot!" the fat man shouted as he turned to the white guy in the elf suit. "How much time?"
"About five minutes and change..." the man said.
"Very good! Thank you very much, SIR, and have a WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS!" the fat man shouted sarcastically.
"I guess that means we get to change back into our clothes now?" The black man said to the girl. The girl smiled and nodded, and the four people in costumes left.
"Great! Now where are we going to find a Santa!?" one of the executives shouted.
"Excuse me, sir" Monica said. "I have someone who will play Santa. Nathan, come in here!"
"Wonderful!" the executive shouted. "You start in thirty minutes, deal?"
"Well...thank you." Bridger said.
Thirty minutes later, Bridger did indeed find himself in a Santa suit, sitting in a big, red, and quite uncomfortable chair, as child after child sat on his lap and told him what they wanted for Christmas. It got boring after a while, until one special child came up with his parents, and sat on his lap. Bridger had never seen the boy before in his life, but he knew exactly who his parents were...Lt. Ben Krieg, and Lt. Cmdr. Katie Hitchcock. On this world, Bridger thought, they must have stayed together and had a child.
"Well, hello young man!"
"Hi, mister."
"Mister? Call me Santa."
"Sorry, mister, but I don't believe in Santa."
"You don't!? And why not?"
"Well, Santa is supposed to know the names of ALL the boys and girls, right?"
"Right.."
"I bet you don't even know my name."
"Hmm...well, I know your last name is Kreig." Bridger said.
"WOW!!" The boy said, as his eyes lit up. How did YOU know!?
"Because I'm Santa."
"Well Santa, if you know my last name..you should know my FIRST name!"
"Uh...well..." Bridger mumbled..
"Oh come on, Santa!!" the boy said.
"Uh...erm...." Bridger said, "Ben Jr.?"
"HOLY SMOKES!!!! MOM!! DAD!! SANTA KNOWS MY NAME!!!" Ben Jr. said, as Bridger sighed with relief, but Bridger wasn't the only one who got relieve, for in all of Ben Jr.'s excitement.....he wet himself.
"AAAH!!!" Bridger shouted as he stood up, throwing Ben Jr. off. "He peed on me!!"
Everyone in the mall had a jolly laugh...except Bridger.
END OF FANFIC
Hi, I'm Bob Ballard from the Woodshole Oceanographic Institution. In tonight's episode, SCB was trying to share with everyone, the magic of Christmas. He failed ....miserably. This is the worst Christmas story I've ever heard in my entire life. It sucks...it REALLY REALLY SUCKS! Here's a Christmas party tip. If you have lots of guests over, don't forget to serve up some Dolphin-unsafe tuna. It's good, and the Dolphin adds a lot of flavor.
<Ballard is attacked by Darwin, and is eaten>
"Ballard good! Ballard add flavor!! MWAAAHAHAHAHA!! Darwin see people next time!"
MERRY CHIRSTMAS!!
Sliding Captain Bridger
Hymleter@odsy.net

Hey guys. Can I play?

Date: 12/24/99
From: D_Peckinpah

I want to party too! Please...I'll try to behave myself, honest!
::Trips over the phone cord::
WHY YOU MOTHER ******* PHONE CORD!!!!!
::everyone glares at Peckinpah::
Oh...yeah...sorry. Anyway..I was tired of being all by myself at Christmas. I can't seem to understand it...ever since the third season of Sliders aired, I just haven't been able to get any chicks (or guys either for that matter...). So I thought I'd come play with my friends at the Sliders bboard.
::This is the part where TemporalFlux, dressed as the headless horseman, comes riding in, and swings at Peck's head with his sword....he takes off Peck's hair. Everyone applauds.::
"NEXT TIME IT'LL BE YOUR HEAD!!!!"
::Everyone applauds again.::
GAWD!!!!! Why don't you people like me!? I've tried to do so much for the show!! I gave all of the teenage boys a big chest to look at...uh....
:tries to think of what else he's done for the show::
.....I wet myself on stage...that was pretty funny.
::at this point, the Sliders fans pick Peckinpah up, and throw him out the window::
Well FINE! If you guys feel like that, then I'll just leave! I'm going to go GET some!!!
::Peckinpah thinks to himself "Geez....I have to go sell myself again. Damn...I need to get a job...::
Luv,
David Peckinpah

AquaVortex ......

Date: 12/24/99
From: VirginiaOHanlon

I love a party! My non-alcoholic frozen Strawberry Margarita is almost gone. I have to leave soon .... mega wrapping to do! :-) How about a Christmas Eve twirl or two before I leave??
Happy Holidays All!!!
Virginia

"Me! Me!"

Date: 12/24/99
From: Callie21V

"I'll take a dance AND a margarita, please!"
In typical fashion, Callie gulps her dance and heads out to margarita with AquaV.
This leaves her dance partner VERY ticked off, and AquaV thoroughly drenched.
>>> C/21
"Your worm will eat your brain."

Happy Holidays Everyone!!

Date: 12/24/99
From: MTwain

MT appears in the doorway on Blinker's arm. She whispers so only he can hear .... "Thanx for inviting me".
"Hey everyone!!!!" She yells from the doorway, waving wildly.
"I just had to stop by and say,Hi!This is looking like it's gonna be a great party!"
Blinker heads towards the bar, MT in tow. She looks curiously at the oddly familiar bartender. Blinker orders himself a drink then turns to ask MT if she would like a beverag. Still focused on the bartender, she nods and mumbles, "Um, sure a TAB on the rocks, Pleez."
She thanks Blinker for his kind invitation and the TAB then settles into a dimly lit booth with her TAB and writing tablet. She looks up occasionally to take in the holiday festivities but always returns to writing.
Have fun everyone!!!!! Merry Christmas!!
MT!

Callie...

Date: 12/24/99
From: AquaVortex

Lets dance the night away!
<suddenly the music stops and "Mambo No. 5" starts playing>
Oh no...

AV

Pie anyone??

Date: 12/24/99
From: KllyWlls

PUMPKIN PIES FOR ALL!!!! <<Klly tosses a few in the air...>>
OOps... my bad.. that was probably not the best thing to do with pie.
KW

PIP PIP!!

Date: 12/24/99
From: Cheerio

pip pip

Merry Christmas!!!

Date: 12/24/99
From: JessieMallory

Wonderful Party Blinker!
I wrote a little Christmas Story for everyone here at the boards. So gather round kids and bounce over to
http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/545/1580
and enjoy!!
JM Dances on to the floor!!!! WoooHooooo

I hear this is where the party is

Date: 12/24/99
From: Stax_

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.Sorry I was watching the Great Work.The company is great but the food sucks.stax

LIMBO !!!!!!!!!

Date: 12/24/99
From: DoctorWhy

How low can YOU go??? Winner gets a danish!
Step right up!

WOO HOO!!!

Date: 12/24/99
From: bahumbug

YESSSS!!!! A party! Oh bartender...hook me up with a pepermint schnapps?!?!
T.Grinch!

I've got cookies...

Date: 12/24/99
From: nole9

Nice, homemade Christmas sugar cookies. Enjoy!
I'll just stand over here by the big potted palm tree and watch, that's what us lurkers do right?

Watch The Sock LIMBO!!!

Date: 12/24/99
From: Ed_The_Sock

Ed_The_Sock steps away from the bar. He has spent the last few hours drinking beer, smoking cigars and basically making Issac the bartender wish he was still on the Love Boat.
DoctorWhy gets the Limbo line going. Blinker, Sarah, BizarroPeckinpah, AquaVortex, Callie21V, Edge, Cheerio and even Cleavant join in on the fun. Ed jumps in as well. Everyone makes it through the first time around, then the Limbo bar is lowered. Eveyone makes it through the second round. The bar is lowered again. DJ Scribble cranks up the tunes and the gang gets ready for go number 3. AquaVortex doesn't quite make it, nor does Cheerio. Time for round 4. Edge, DoctorWhy and BizarroPeckinpah are out. Round 5, Callie, Blinker and Sarah are all out. It's down to just Ed_The_Sock and Cleavant. Cleavant begins to limbo and Ed speaks, "You know Tito, I was wondering how Jermaine was these days." Cleavant turns around to give Ed an evil glance and falls. Ed takes a puff of his cigar and speaks, "Tuff break Tito. Lower it a couple more notches." The bar is lowered and Ed limbos under it. "Hey, you can't get much lower than a sock. Now who's gonna buy the sock a beer?" Ed walks up to Sarah and speaks, "Hey there young thing . . .ever cuddled with a sock?" "Blinker!" Blinker picks Ed up and carries him back to the bar. He looks to Chaser9 and Issac and speaks, "Will you two keep an eye on the sock."
Ed looks up at Chaser9 and speaks,"Hey who's that sweet young thing next to you?" Chaser9 gives Ed the evil eye and speaks, "Hands off buddy. She's mine." "Easy there, pal. Issac, give me another beer. And did I ever tell you about the time I was *this* close to a guest shot on the Love Boat?"
Ed_The_Sock
"So? Who's gonna buy the sock a beer?"

Umm... ?

Date: 12/24/99
From: Matt_2

Is this post Sliders related? Next time use a NSR tag in the title!
Matt_2

What's I miss?

Date: 12/24/99
From: QBall79

I've got the limbo stick!
Q-Ball79
http://go.to/SSN
http://thegovernment.com/conspiracytheories

Date: 12/24/99
From: SL4ever

Gimmie some juice! :-P NOW!!!!

Merry Christmas...

Date: 12/25/99
From: Mychand

I do believe it's official now....just sneaking in....just got home.
Sounds like you guys are having a cool little party here!
Mychand :o)

WooHoo Party, party, party!

Date: 12/25/99
From: MsFrosty

Where is Jorge? He promised me the first dance!
SL4ever Hon still have that towel! ;-P
Dance with me after Jorge does K?

Christmas!

Date: 12/25/99
From: JorgeCis

Happy that it's Christmas, JorgeCis walks up to Ms.Frosty and extends his hand. "May I have this dance?" he asks.
Ms. Frosty smiles and the two begin to dance as Cleavant Derricks begins to sing Christmas carols.

Merry X-MAS!

Date: 12/25/99
From: CuffyBoy

I'm partying like it's 1998!!!!!!
Hey,anyone read my Samaya's Fish Series?

I wanna play Santa this year!

Date: 12/25/99
From: siider409

Ho Ho Ho Hey everyone,
Merry Christmas and stuff! (Grabs some of the beer and heads back up the chimney)
See you next year!

Man, this party's just gettin started!

Date: 12/25/99
From: DJ_Scribble

I keep taking people's request's and then play a song of my own. While I'm doing this, my mixing board over-heats and breacks down. "Damn!" Many people shout. "Don't worry, I got it covered!". I grab a Sony Playstation and pop in the MTV Music Maker disc, and make some funky dance tunes with it.

Anyone care to dance?

Date: 12/25/99
From: Slider8_

I request a slow dance song and ask any girls if they would like to dance. "Hey, would you like to dance...."

Hahahahahahaha!

Date: 12/25/99
From: _DeepThroat_

I watch everyone from up in the rafters. Finally, I see my target. Stax_, TemporalFlux, Chaser9, and Blinker are all sitting at a table together. I sneak down to the floor and slip a pipe bomb under the table. I then exit the building and hear the bomb go off...

"What's that he's doing?"

Date: 12/25/99
From: JessieMallory

Fortunatly, Jade Mallory is sliding in with Sisst form Edan to join the party. Jessica sees DT drop something and exit rather quickly.
<<Sisst, something under that table in front of you.>> Jessica tells her companions.
<<It is a odd look bomb of some sort.>> Sisst tells her spying the bomb under the guys table.
Jessica grabs her tracker from her pouch and opens back up a vortex. This time to an empty realm.
<<Throw it in Sisst.>> She commands her friend.
Sisst grabs it and throws it at the vortex, which detonates as it enters. And most of the blast is heard from within. The sound is still loud enough to deafen the music a moment and fool ole DT. A few shards fly in the room as the vortex closes, narrowly missing the guests. But fortunately a disarter is overt for now.
"I think we need to keep our eyes open for un wanted guest guys. Is everyone alright? Jessica asks the room.

When there's trouble...

Date: 12/25/99
From: Darkwing

Noticing what went wrong, Darkwing grabs _DeepThroat_ and takes him back into the party. The two come face-to-face with TemporalFlux, Blinker, Chaser9, and Stax_, who were unharmed thanks to JessieMallory, Jade Malloy, and Sisst.
TemporalFlux gives _DeepThroat_ a hard stare. "Why are you looking at me like that?" asks DT. "We've never had problems before."

Dare I tell you what....

Date: 12/25/99
From: SL4ever

...is on my other tray????
:-P!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nah, this is a PG rated board.

Never!

Date: 12/25/99
From: _DeepThroat_

I slip out of Darkwing's grasp and run out the door. Blinker tries to chase me down, but I evade him. I pull out my timer and open a vortex. "I'll be back to cause havoc in the future! You can count on it!". With that, I jump in and the party returns to normal.

Date: 12/25/99
From: SL4ever

Btw, DT, if you try anything else, just remember that this sucker is two weeks old and hard as a so you do NOT want to be brained with it!!!
Now dance!!! :-P

Dang it!

Date: 12/25/99
From: SL4ever

I forgot to turn on my vortex scooper!! Grrrr. We'll get ya next time!!

After seeing that everyone is OK, ...

Date: 12/25/99
From: JessieMallory

Jessica turns her attention to her companions.
<<Are you two OK?>> She asks them both.
<<Yes Jess, fine here. Are thinks always this exciting around here? No wonder you like spending so much time on Terra 12, and I thought it was for that Quinn look alike actor Gary, no Conner… oh whatever his name is. But all the time it's these Sliders show fans. Well I can see why. Hey can you introduce me to that cute guy over there?>> Jade says with a smile pointing at Issac.
<<Jerry O'Connell, Jade>> Jessica corrects Jade.
<<I am fine also Jessica. Why the concern? You know I would be fine either way the outcome.>> Sisst replies to inquiry.
Jade laughs at their little friend, and has noticed the odd stares of the party guest. << Why don't we mingle a bit?>>
Jessica notices Darkwing emerge with DT. <<First lets see if they need any help with this guys.>>
Jessica, Jade and Sisst walk over to the table of TempoalFlux, Blinker, Chaser9, and Stax_, as Temporal stares down DT. When he breaks from Darkwings grasp and runs to the door. Jessica grabs her tracker to track his vortex and block his return.
"Don't worry guys the only way he can now return is with a different timer." Jessica informs her friends. She then introduces her companions Jade and Sisst to the guys. The five of them stare at her friend from another realm.
<<We should have used the 3D imager Jade. Oh well.>> Jessica tells Jade. Then she turns to the guys, "Don't worry guys he's an extra from Close Encounters of the Third Kind. He'll change later. He still has to go back and film some more scenes." The guys nod their heads in understanding.
Then she proceeds to take Jade and Sisst around and introduces them to everyone else. Lastly they stop at the bar and Jessica introduces Jade to Issac. Jade immediately sits down to flirt. Sisst has found a fascination specimen to study, and walks over to The Sock.
Jade turns back to Jessica a sec. <<Oh I almost forgot. Max needs you at home to help wrap Santa gifts for Quinn James.>>
<<OK I'll head home for awhile. Can you and Sisst help keep and eye on things around here?>> Jessica asks. Jade nods her head and turns back to flirt.
Jessica heads over to the guys. "I have to leave for a bit. I leave things in your capable hands. I'm sure with Darkwing and SL4ever's help there won't be anymore trouble. Merry Christmas!" She opens a portal to home and jumps in.

Klly? Aren't those the prize pies?

Date: 12/25/99
From: Yeontoo

Yeontoo walks in, and surveys party in progress. She looks in askance at Sliding Captain Bridger. *That was sweet of him to play santa, wonder if he'll be back in 8 days?*
Ordering a lemonade at the bar, Yeontoo looks over at the dartboard JorgeCis brought in. Turning to Isaac, she mumbles something about staying away from that dancing sock, and the weird looking Peck guy.
Yeontoo taps Sabre-Edge on his shoulder, "Dance with me?" SE happily complies. <<<btw SE, eggnog is nasty>>>
During their dance, QBall79 hollered, "Limbo!..." and they quickly joined the long line to see how low could they go.
Whispers speed thru the crowd, JessieMallory stopped a terrorist attack! Would TemporalFlux reward her under a mistletoe?

The Fun's In Here . . .

Date: 12/25/99
From: Chaser9

Chaser9 leaves the table that he, Blink, TF and Stax_ were sitting at. He walks back to the bar and is immmediately notices Ed_The_Sock is hitting on Autumn Mallory. Autumn has taken all she can and backhands sockboy. Ed goes flying and lands in the middle of the veggie dip on the food table.
"Nice shot, Autumn." "Thanks, Chase. Wanna dance?" Like Chaser is actually going to turn down a dance from the incredibly cute Autumn Mallory . . ."Ok"
As Chaser and Autumn dance on the dance floor, Andrew turns to Jayson Garrick and speaks,"She never looks at me like that and I'm almost the splitting image of him." "Easy buddy. You know as well as I do nothing coud ever happen . . .we're fanfic characters. Besides, when this bash is over we have to go back to our repective worlds." Andrew spoke, "Yeah . . . guess you're right. Which makes me wonder . . . when is he going to write the Earth 374 finale! It's been months!" Jayson pats his friend on the back and speaks, "All in good time my friend. Issac, would you be so kind as to get my friend here a beer." "Outta sight!" Issac replies
Meanwhile, Blink and TF are engaged in a game of pool when suddenly from out of nowhere . . .HE appears! "It can't be . . .YOU?" Blink said. TF responded, "What are YOU doing here?" A boisterious voice is heard, "You blistering idiots, this is a sliders party. Is it not? And I was a cast member of the show until Mr. Peckinpuss forced my resignation." "Well welcome JRD! We're glad to have you here. Bars over there, Issac will fix you up real goo,"Blinker said. "Thank you my good man, but I believe I shall begin by pummeling you severely in a game of pool. Mr.Flux if you would be so kind as to hand me your pool stick." TF cracks a smile and hands JRD his pool stick. "Blink's in trouble now," he thinks.

The house band has arrived!

Date: 12/25/99
From: DianaDavis

Over the next half-hour, Diana Davis and the Supremes cover ten of their greatest hits, including "Can't Force the Slide":
...I feel my strength,
Yeah it's almost gone
But these precious words,
Keep me hangin' on
I remember, Remmy said:
Can't force the slide
Nooo, you just have to wait
He said, juuust give it time
No matter hooow, long it takes
You can't force the slide
Nooo, can't access the gate
But when your timer hits, zero
You'll know it's set to activate...
The worm, ho-ole
Trip ain't ea-easy.
My first sli-ide
Left me more than a trifle queasy
But how many heart attacks
Must I endu-ure,
Perhaps I should leave no-ow
I'm just not su-ure,
I've got to slide,
Oh yeah to save my mind,
But Remmy's words
Sustain me through this bind,
I remember once he said:
Can't force the slide
Nooo, you just have to wait
He said, juuust give it time
No matter hooow, long it takes...
~ Diana Davis

I missed it!

Date: 12/25/99
From: Doctor_Quinn

God! Some times I really hate family gatherings! It made me miss my first interactive party! Well, there's a few other replies on the 25.
Please say someone else is still partying?! Puhhh-llleeeeeaaaasssseee!!!!
If this keeper thing is still goin', am I allowed to bring a JOC CD?
Yes, I know I took that from the StoryGame board. I'm not in a creative mood here.
The good doctor

I'M BACK JUST FOR CHRISTMAS!!!

Date: 12/25/99
From: _Arturo_

Hey guys,
While my alter ego SlidersCentral has been around, I have been in the dark just waiting to show my face again. Well...Arturo is large, in charge, and ready to get us a season 6!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
Arturo(Garrett Weaver)
http://go.to/SlidersCentral

Mmmmmmm.

Date: 12/25/99
From: SL4ever

I just found the choccie table!!! :-P
Hey, anyone wanna dance???? Good! I like watching people dance!!! LOL. Okay, okay, yes, I'll dance. :-D

A Portal Opens ...

Date: 12/25/99
From: JessieMallory

and Jessica, Jade and Max slide in.
"Glad to see the party is still going! Hi Yeontoo glad to see you could make it. Is Sabre_Edge a good dancer? I want a turn with him later. As well the rest of these handsome gentlemen just standing around. I saw that Mistletoe Y, but I usually don't like to stand in one place for long." Jessica says across the dance floor.
Jade goes right to the bar to resume flirting with Issac. "So when do you get a break, babe?"
Max wonders over to talk to his actor double. Thinking to himself he doesn't do me justice.
Jessica walks over to Andrew and says, "How about a cross over sometime sweetie? But for now how about a turn or two around the floor?"
Andrew holds out his hand and dances Jessica out on to the floor.

Truth ................

Date: 12/25/99
From: DoctorWhy

....or DARE.
Who's got the guts to play?????
:-P
Nice limboing there Ed!

"Oooooh..."

Date: 12/25/99
From: DianaDavis

As the party kicks into high gear, DD & the Supremes swing into another long set of classics...
"I started my slide,
From a high-tech, ultra-modern research lab
A PaDL was, all I could grab
Before I left...
Now I'm on a rock out in space
Battling Maggs with dirt on my face
My dignity is gone with no trace
I never dreamed of being so abased...
Fourth Slider, (Fourth Slider)
Take a look at me
Fourth Slider, (Fourth Slider)
Never meant to be...
Fourth Slider, (Fourth Slider)
Different from the rest
Fourth Slider, (Fourth Slider)
Always the fourth best...
I finished school, the top student in my class
I never lost my cool,
I never knew the way it felt, to live in doubt
To be without the simple things
So afraid my friends would see the flaws in me...
You think my character's fine
I'm tellin' you, I need some more lines
Compared to Kari, my role is dyin'
Too bad my arc was Pecker-outlined..."
Out of the corner of her eye, Diana spots Slider120 (aka Dorky) and launches into a new tune.
"Stop! In the naaame of Peck,
Be-fore you wriiite, more dreck..."
~DD

_Arturo_

Date: 12/25/99
From: Jeff_2

NEVER announce you're back just for Christmas!
==========> END

Hey SL4!

Date: 12/25/99
From: bahumbug

Where ya been? I have something you left behind at the Thanksgiving party!! LOL!=P
T.Grinch!

Party??

Date: 12/25/99
From: Fox_Executive

Fox_Executive walks in and looks at the Sliders party that's going on. "What the hell were we thinking?" he asks himself. "Why did we cancel such a great show? Why did we ruin it? And what in thw world possessed us to hire a man like David Peckinpah???"
Fox_Executive walks over to the dartboard. "Hey JorgeCis, can I play next?"

The Sock is looking for love

Date: 12/25/99
From: Ed_The_Sock

Ed_The_Sock has just returned from the bathroom cleaning off all the veggie dip that was on him. He notices the Chaser9 lookalike dancing with an attractive woman.
"Hey kid, part the waters and let the sock show you how it's done." "I don't think so. Me and the lady here are trying to dance" "Lissen kid. I'm the sock. Now get the h-e-double crooked letter outta my way. The lady wants the sock." "Look, whoever you are. She's not interested. So get lost." "OK kid . . . have it your way."
Ed_The_Sock takes his cigar and burns the Chaser9 lookalike with it. "Told ya kid, don't mess with the sock!" "Why you!" Jessica steps between them and speaks. "It's okay I'll dance with . . . the sock." A dejected Chaser9 lookalike returns to the bar and grabs a beer. While Ed_The_Sock does a little dance. He finishes his dance to find that Jessica has left him and wandered over to Blinker.
"Fine then babe! You had your chance. The sock is the man. He can have any woman in this joint And btw, who's gonna buy the sock a beer?"
Ed_The_Sock
"So? Who's gonna buy the sock a beer?"

Only have a sec...

Date: 12/25/99
From: Informant

So hi! Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quintarr joins the party!

Date: 12/25/99
From: Quintarr

Quintarr walks in and scans the room, looking for a familiar face. She doesn't know exactly what to do or say. She spots her cousin, Klly, and walks quickly to her, trying not to look too conspicuous.
"Klly! Hey, great party!" she says hoping Klly will introduce her to some more like her, X-Philes and Sliders lovers, help her fit in a little.
"Yea! It's CrAAAAAAAAAAzy!!!! Have a drink!" Klly hands her an EggNog.
"MONKEY!!! that's some terrific Nog!!"
"Isn't it? I think you'll like it here!" Klly yelled over the music.
"I do too!!" Quintarr replied...

I'll take that Ba!!!

Date: 12/25/99
From: SL4ever

<hides it quickly!!!>
Now that we have that settled, lets either dance or slam or do both at the same time! Woo Hoo!!!
<bribes DJ to play Chicago's Greatest Hits CD>
Hey! I just got it today and wanna hear it!!! :-P

C_C enters....

Date: 12/25/99
From: Candy_Cane

And looks around. Hey great party! Grabs a drink and goes to the dance floor looking for a partner.

There is a party...

Date: 12/25/99
From: Sheridan220

and I wasen't told, well we'll have to do better than that.
Post more later on.

Ge, Om E Try!

Date: 12/25/99
From: ColleenMallory

"Um, Nole?"
"Huh?" he stares up blankly at Yeontoo. "You wanna cookie?"
"You know, I'm starting to think your refusal to join in the festivities is, well, doing less than wonders for your mental health."
"You wanna cookie?"
"Oh my... um, say, what manner of tree is that you're leaning against?"
"You wanna cookie? It's palm."
"Uhmm... that's not a palm tree, Nole. That's Colleen Mallory, from Earth 69."
"Uh-huh. You wanna cookie?"
If Colleen could have said something... well, she would have.
--------------------
Colleen | http://www.earthprime.com/blinker/69/69.html

Hey, everyone!!!!!

Date: 12/25/99
From: CaptMaggie

Hey guys! Maggie is here!

Date: 12/25/99
From: SL4ever

Woo Hoo!! Remember to kick your little feet on the way up and giggle on the way down!!!! :-P

Guess who!!!!

Date: 12/25/99
From: Miss_Claus

I'm here! Guess who! :-) Merry Xmas, all! Hows the party going??? Any eggnog???

Party at the old Bboard tonight!

Date: 12/25/99
From: Chaser9

Chaser9 and Autumn Mallory walked up to the bar. Andrew was sitting next to Jayson and Wade and glaring at the sock guy. Chaser spoke, "Andrew you okay?" Andrew replied, "Yeah, I didn't get burned too bad. Besides, the beer is numbing the pain." Autumn gave Andrew an evil glance, almost to say, "That sounded really good." "Chase, how about another dance?" Autumn asked. Chaser9 could scarcely believe his luck. "Okay," he replied. Autumn turned to DJ Scribble and speaks, "Can you play something slow?" Scribble nodded and threw on the new Savage Garden song.
Meanwhile, JRD is pummelling TF in a game of pool. "I swear Mr.Flux, I assumed you would be more of a challenge than Mr. Blinker was." TF turned to JRD and spoke, "Big talk 'Professor'. Observe. 5 ball side pocket." TF makes his shot and the ball goes in. He then proceeds to successfully execute several other shots. "You were saying?" JRD looks to the table, then to TF and then back to the table. "Good Heavens!"
Blinker and Cleavant are watching as DianaDavis and The Supremes get ready for their next set. "You know what we're missing," Cleavant says. He looks to Blinker and they both respond in unison, "Karaoke." Blinker speaks, "I'll go get the machine!"
Chaser and Autumn danced close on the dance floor. He spoke, "You know, you're incredible." She replied, "Someone did a wonderful job when they created me." Chaser tried not to blush. "Well, I'd like to think I do a great job on all my characters. Jayson, Nimbus and well, it's pretty common knowledge that Andrew has a big chunk of me in him." Autumn drew closer to Chaser and spoke, "In my opinion, he doesn't have quite enough of you in him." Autumn kissed Chase and he gave in. Unfortunately he didn't realize Andrew was watching them and the shock of seeing this had caused him to drop his beer.
Jayson looked to Andrew and spoke, "Man, you dropped your beer. That's alcohol abuse!" Andrew could barely form the words, "l-l-look." Jayson turned his eyes to see Autumn kissing Chaser . . or vice versa. He could only say one thing, "Oh boy."
--Chaser9

She sits at the bar...

Date: 12/25/99
From: Miss_Claus

Miss_Claus takes a look around, eyeing everyone as she drinks her eggnog... she gives Chase and Autumn who are smoching away in the corner a funny look, and eyes the ceiling for mistletoe... she waves at people she knows, realizing they probably have no idea who she it. At least, she *hopes* they don't know who she is....
she sips her eggnog.

:o)

Date: 12/25/99
From: Mychand

Just dropping by to say hello!
My

Well? It's true!

Date: 12/25/99
From: Ignorant_

jlbanker IS Slider8_!
Also, don't forget to download the Save Sliders By Bringing Back Jerry petition at:
http://zimmer.csufresno.edu/~joshuab/savesliders.jpg
It's up to YOU!

j/k

I wont forget SL!!

Date: 12/25/99
From: Candy_Cane

Kicks feet one the way up and giggles on the way down. You know how I like it, hun.

Boogie Down Blinker!!

Date: 12/25/99
From: JessieMallory

After a few dances they need a drink and a breather. Jessica and Blinker wonder over to the bar for a drink.
"Hey whats all the commotion over at the pool tables?" Jessica asks.
Stax_ informs them of the competition going on between Flux and JRD. They go over to watch just in time to see Tf finish off the game. JRD walks to the bar muttering to himself. Max quickly steps up to challenge the Flux.
"You may have been able to beat that fake of myself, but young man I am the real Maximilliam Arturo and you are in for the game of your life." Jessica laughs at her friends boasting about his skills. She sits on one of the stools next to the table, and surveys the rest of the room.
There is quite a crowd gather in the hall. Yeontoo is dancing with Jorge. Sabre_Edge has just asked Captain Maggie to dance. Chaser is still dance with Autumn (Well they were dancing), SL4ever is twirling the ladies as usual, Blinker and Cleavant are setting up the Karaoke machine in the corner as several others gather to sing and to listen. Jessica finishes her drink and goes to Issac for another. She finds Andrew there crying in his beer as Issac cleans up the floor.
"Hey there cutie want to finish that dance now?" She asks Andrew.
He smiles weakly at Jessica, and shrugs his shoulders. "Yeah
I guess." So they return to the floor with Jessica keeping an eye out for that sock thing, person, whatever.

Thoughts whilst Twirling CC again! :-P

Date: 12/25/99
From: SL4ever

"Keeping an eye out for that sock thing" LOL!!!!
Oooooo, pool competition! <cheap balls joke deleted> (honestly! I really had one there!! ;-) My money's on TF.
Eggnog? :-P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So who's "virtually drunk" yet?

Boogie, boogie!

Date: 12/25/99
From: CaptMaggie

CaptMaggie boogies with Edge to the jazzy Xmas music.
"This is alot of fun, eh???" She sayd to no one in paticular.
Sarah grins from across the room. "You bet!"
"Too bad I showed up so late! I wish I would have gotten here earlier... I feel like I missed the party!!!!"
She watched Jessie and Andrew boogie across the room.
"This is fun... hey, are Autumn and Chase still making out???"
She grins and takes a break for a drink.

SL !!

Date: 12/25/99
From: Candy_Cane

Please make sure you dont drop me while you are watching out
for the Sock!!

Getting drunk it... *hiCk... HiCk...*...

Date: 12/25/99
From: CaptMaggie

bad... *HiCk... hIcK...*
*Maggie falls to the floor.*

Gotta... *HiCk...* go... *hIck...*

Date: 12/25/99
From: CaptMaggie

It's been nice, but I'm getting kicked out of the party by my wonderous parents... *HiCk...*
Good anyway... I need a designated driver...
*finds a safe ride home after calling a taxi.*
Merry Xmas to all, and to all a good night!!!!
*HiCk!*

<clinks glass> Your attention please!!

Date: 12/25/99
From: Blinker

Due to popular demand, the party has been extended! That's right... bookmark this post, cause we're gonna be ROCKIN' THE BOARD INTO THE NEW MILLENNIUM!!
Woo Hoo!!!!!!!
<steps down from podium>
Yo, Scribster! I'll take one upbeat, butt-kicking rocker to go!!!
- Blinker 7:-D
http://welcome.to/gate_haven

WooHoo!! Party til the end of time!

Date: 12/25/99
From: JessieMallory

"I'll mark these coordinates in my tracker so we can just slide in whenever we want. Right Jade ...right Jade."
"Huh, Right Jess. Only if they keep this very handsome bartender here to serve the drinks." Jade turns back to Issac, and bats her eyes at him.
Jessica groans and rolls her eyes. "I've got to take her out more often. OK with you Max ... Oh Max."
Max does not answer. He and Tf are locked in a heated battle.
"I'll take that as a yes Max. OK, So who do I dance with now? Poor Andrew went back to cry in his beer."

JohnMU1's Reply

Date: 12/25/99
From: JohnMU1

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Walks in and ...

Date: 12/25/99
From: Kromaggot

pukes on everyone due to the last party I just attended.
Kromaggot of the North!!

Date: 12/26/99
From: SL4ever

Get busy, junior! You spill it you swill it!!!
<twirls self into air!!!> <----Don't try this at home folks!!!!! :-D

PIP PIP

Date: 12/26/99
From: Cheerio

Pip Pip!

total insano monkey

Date: 12/26/99
From: Quintarr

Quintarr looked at Klly. What a total insano. wand'ring about, lacking vowles, looking for her missplaced gifts.
Yep, thought she, her cuz' was definately a monkey, a big one.

Party Continueing Thru 2000?

Date: 12/26/99
From: Yeontoo

Yeontoo dances a set with JorgeCis, who happened to be quite good.
Passing JessieMallory on her way to get another Lemonade, she pauses, "You gotta dance with Sabre-Edge, he's very good, I've danced with him at another party. Jorge was good too, don't forget to get a dance with him".
After finishing her lemonade, Yeontoo then danced with 12monkey, Blinker, Qblall79 and jlbanker in a succession of dances. *Whew!*
*This room is full. How am I gonna dance with them all? And they look so nice tonight too.* she thinks.

Oh, Cheerio ...........

Date: 12/26/99
From: DoctorWhy

I do believe that's *my* glass of Quintarr's Sour Filk of Monkeyness.
Care to Roshambo for it ???

I love a good party

Date: 12/26/99
From: Tracy_Torme

"Mind if I join the fun?"
The partygoers are shocked and amazed to see the creator of Sliders Tacy Torme`.
"Tracy!" QBall79 screamed, "Glad you could make it.
"Wouldn't have missed it for the world. I see John's here."
"Along with Cleavant and a few doubles," QBall said.
"Well then, let's get this party started!"
TT

"Wow!" <shakes sweat from tuft>

Date: 12/26/99
From: Blinker

"You ladies sure know how to make a guy twirl! Hey, thanks for the vacation, Quintarr!"
Blinker sits back to observe the pool game, and is forced to admit that Tf knows his cues better than Lawrence Olivier.
- Blinker 7:-D
http://welcome.to/gate_haven

The Sock Wants To Sing!

Date: 12/26/99
From: Ed_The_Sock

"OK, the sock has had it! I'm gonna show you kids how it's done!" Ed_the_Sock walks up to the Karaoke machine and sees Cleavant. "Outta my way Tito. The sock's gonna belt out a few." Cleavant gives Ed an evil glance. "Problem Tito? Didn't think so, jsut aske that kid I burned earlier. You don't want none of my stogie."
Ed grabs the mic and tells Cleavant what to play.
YOU . . . YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEEEEED! BUT YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND! OH BABY! YOOOOOOOOOOUUU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEED!
The overwhelming boos coming from the crowd are almost deafening, but Ed doesn't care. He breaks into another verse of the chorus.
YOU . . . YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEEEEED! BUT YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND! OH BABY! YOOOOOOOOOOUUU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEED!
Ed_The_Sock drops the mic and looks around the room. "So, who wants to ride the sock love train?"
Ed_The_Sock
http://www.edthesock.com
"So? Who's gonna buy the sock a beer?"

HEY!!!!

Date: 12/26/99
From: SL4ever

That was MY 3D Dorrito bowl!! Get your own 3D Dorritos!!!! Grrrrr.
<sheepish look> Oppps. Didn't mean to shout.
Wait a minute! A sock sighting??? Eeeek!

Hahahahaha! I'm back!

Date: 12/26/99
From: _DeepThroat_

A vortex opens up, and I pop out. Following behind me is every enemy that the Sliders have ever had. Kromaggs, Evil Arturo, Logan, Rickman, etc. We break through the front doors. "No one messes with Deep Throat!" We begin shooting. Rickman shoots SL4ever's arm. Kolitar hits Blinker in the chest. Logan tries to kill the DJ. Evil Arturo tries to find something that he can steal the credit for. All of a sudden, Kolitar is shot, and Evil Arturo runs away in panic. Rickman is also shot and killed. "No! Damn you all!". Me and Logan run out of the building and open our vortex, which is tracker blocked. "I will return..."

Holy crap!

Date: 12/26/99
From: DJ_Scribble

"Man, what the hell was that! I almost got shot!"

3D Doritos!

Date: 12/26/99
From: BizarroPeckinpah

The imperfect duplicate of David Peckinpah stalks close to SL4ever and strikes!
"As the imperfect duplicate of Daid Peckinpah, I demand you release those three-dimensional doritos into my possession! Their strange embossed triangular shape causes stirrings in me that I never thought I would experiance again!"
bp wrestles SL4ever to the ground and tries to take the bowl of doritos away.
"I say thee NAY! Relinquish those tasty treats!" bp exclaimed.
"Dude, get your own bowl. I'm not sharing with an imperfect duplicate of Peck."
bp

That was some good shootin

Date: 12/26/99
From: Slider8_

I put my pistol back in my pocket and go to see if everyone is ok. "Good job shooting, Chaser9!" He looks at me. "You did pretty good yourself." Luckily, Blinker was wearing a bulletproof vest, so he alright. Unfortunatly, SL4ever's arm is hurt bad.

Darn party crashers.

Date: 12/26/99
From: Chaser9

Chaser9 takes a look at SL4ever's arm. "Andrew!" Andrew looks up from the bar and replies, "What Chase?" "Did you bring any Traveller tech with you?" Andrew replies, "Yeah, standard Traveller emergency kit." "Give me the medilizer."
Andrew pulls a strange device out of his pocket and hands it to Chase. Chaser puts it on SL's arm and suddenly the wound heals. "My arms okay!" "Yeah, knew this thing would come in handy someday. . . glad I thought it up." Chaser said.
"That was wonderful Chase," Autumn said as she hugged Chaser. Andrew looked on in disgust . . .It was his medilizer that did the job.
"Let's party people! DJ How about some Back That @$$ Up!"
--Chaser9

Alright then!

Date: 12/26/99
From: DJ_Scribble

"Ok, Chaser, here ya go!"
GIRL YOU LOOK GOOD, WHEN YOU BACK THAT ASS UP...

I have arrived

Date: 12/26/99
From: Leo_Sayer

The door to the party swings open and Leo Sayer enters.
"Hi Everyone!"
"Who is that," Sarah asks.
Chaser, Blinker and Cleavant speak in unison, "LEO SAYER!!!!"
"Yeah, Chaser invited me, thought I'd come by and do a few sets. I'm a BIG fan of the show."
"KEWL!" Chaser screamed. "Leo . .pleassssssssssssssseee. Will you sing 'You Make Me Feel Like Dancing'?"
"For my number one fan, Chaser, anything."
Leo jumps up on the stage and the music begins.
"You got a cute way of talking. You got the better of me. Just snap your fingers and I'm walking, like a dog hanging on a leash. I'm in a spin you know, shaking on a string you know. YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE DANCING, I WANNA DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY. YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE DANCING . .. I FEEL LIKE DANCING . .WOOO . . .DANCING . .WOO . .DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY"
Leo continues with his song and the sldierfans are really into it.
More Leo to come.
LEO

Woohoo! 100th reply!<end.

Date: 12/26/99
From: Slider8_

.

Great party

Date: 12/26/99
From: Tracy_Torme

"This is really a great party," Tracy said.
"Don't I know it," QBall replied.
"I swear, that Arturo double is getting his butt kicked by TemporalFlux over there and they've been at it since before I got here!"
"Yeah, don't mess with TF. He'll get you. He's kind of like our own local sliders guru."
"So I've noticed. Think I'm gonna challenge him to a game. Want to root for me?"
"Okay, Tracy. You'll need all the luck you can get."
QBAll cracked a smile. This would be fun. TF and Tracy Torme` battling at pool. He could only wonder the conversation that would arise out fo this confrontation.
TT

Date: 12/26/99
From: Callie21V

"That was TOO close." Hand through hair. "I need a drink..."
A wide-eyed Callie sips her white zinfandel, while surveying the dance floor. Smiling sweetly to attract potential co-twirlers:
"Anyone care to take a spin around the dance hall?"
Beat.
Beat.
Sweet smile evaporates.
"I'm over HEEEEEEEEERE!!!!!"
>>> C/21

What?

Date: 12/26/99
From: JessieMallory

I slide home for the moment to check on my son , and all H**l breaks loose.
"Chaser, Hon, I think you and I are going to have to talk about our (sliding) devices. Max I thought you were going to kick Tf's butt. Don't let that other realmer win. Tracy nice seeing you again (oops, I forgot I haven't posted that story yet). Yeontoo slow down dear you have to pace yourself, and yes I plan on dancing with as many of these guys as possible before the end of the year. Good shotting Chaser and Slider8. Sorry we don't care guns, we have these little thingies. Yes I feel like dancing. Now whos next, hey Sabre_Edge wanna dance Hon?"

ATTENTION! <striking two spoons together

Date: 12/26/99
From: Chaser9

"I have an annoucement to make everyone!" Chaser9 took center stage and grabbed the mic. "Blinker would you come up here?"
Blinker looks around in confusion and then makes his way to the stage.
"Cleavant, if you would be so kind . ." Cleavant walks backstage and returns with a giant trophy. Chaser begins to speak, "We here at the Dominion Sliders Bboard would like to award Blinker this here trophy. Which states that he has been nominated and awarded by his peers the Man Of The Year Award!" Much clapping from the audience. "The stage is yours Blink."
"Dude, buddy, pal, I couldn't possibly have done it without your twenty-three handles, invaluable support, and idea to make this thing the longest board bash since everyone had a go at Exec in my farewell thread!"
"I'm gonna cry, Blink," Chaser replied.
"Hey! Lissen' here. Pipe down kid or I'm gonna burn ya wit' my stogie!" Ed_The_Sock interjected.
"Now Ed, this is Blinker's moment."
"Shut up Chaser or I'll burn you too!"
"Does anyone know why this sock guy is even here?" Chaser asked.
"It's a party, kid. And there's babes. Nuff said."
While no one was looking, Cleavant threw a bag over Ed and carried him back to the back.
"He won't bother us for awhile." Cleavant cracked a sly grin.
"Anyway guys and gals . . Let's Party!"
Chaser returned to the dance floor with Autumn and commenced getting down.
--Chaser9

You have reached the party line!

Date: 12/26/99
From: DianaDavis

[That's right!! Diana Davis and the Supremes are now taking REQUESTS! We will riff any oldie of your choice into instant Sliders comedy material!!!]
"...and the desperate people prayed,
That the timer Quinn had made
Would once more affirm its priceless worth,
And form a doorway to just one more Earth,
For the words of a prophet were
Burning on the ground in fuel,
'KROMAGGS RULE'
These are, the sooouuuunds...
Of Sliding."
The band pauses briefly to soak in some applause... then it's on to their next set.
"One week, giant scarabs,
The next, aaaaa giant mall...
Aaand the ones that, David Peck writes,
Don't mean anything at all...
Go ask Tormé.
...Pick up the phone, and call.
And if you go, chasing writers,
Who've long since, left the show...
Tell 'em that Sci-Fi, sent you calling,
To find out, what they know...
'Bout the Pecker.
...And how low he can, go..."

*Yawn* Woo, I'm awake, What'd I miss?

Date: 12/26/99
From: Doctor_Quinn

The good doctor is over in the corner, dozing. She apparently cried herself to sleep
about missing her first ever post party. The loud noise hasn't bothered her until now.
She opens her eyes to see the room full of other people dancing, drinking, attacking, exc.
Her jaw drops open
"IT'S STILL GOING ON???!!!! Yes!" She cries, delighted, but her yelling is muffled by
all the music and such around her. To attract some attention, she stands on up and starts
waving her arms wildly.

Stop IT!!

Date: 12/26/99
From: D_Peckinpah

::plastered on cheap hooch::
Stop making fun uv me!!!! I reely want to bee yor frind, but I can't du that wivout yor help!! Yu just gotta let me play wiv yu guys!! I wanna party tu. I'll sing for yu!
::starts to sing the theme song from Sliders, but for some reason, can't remember the lyrics::
DU DU DU!!! DU DU DU!! DUM DUM DUM DU DA DU!
::someone from across the room throws a beer bottle at Peckinpah::
OUCH!! .......WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
::Blinker and Chaser9 walk up to him dressed in black suits::
"I'm sorry, sir. We're going to have to ask you to leave."
::Peckinpah gets up::
HEY!! Aren't yu my parole officer?
::three seconds later, we see Peckinpah flying through another window::
I HAAAATE YU GUYS!!!
Luv,
David Peckinpah

Bartender?

Date: 12/26/99
From: Yeontoo

Yeontoo walked over to Isaac, the bartender and put her glass of lemonade on the bar. "I'd like to exchange this please sur."
Isaac looked at the glass, "I'd be happy to, what would you like?"
"Monkey Brain Juice." Seeing his face register shock, Yeontoo rushed on, "It's a delicacy I've acquired at other parties, I promise it's really served!"
"Well, um, I'll have to check the back," Isaac stammered, then got Mrs. Claus to fill in for him for a moment while he went and did just that.
After several minutes, Isaac came out with a purple bottle. "Ma'am, you're in luck! Blinker, your host, knew about the taste buds of some of the guests here. How would you like that served?"
"Over ice, please." Yeontoo took her glass with her over to Blinker. She kissed him on the cheek, for being so thoughtful, and walked away.
"Jorge! You simply must try this..."

Over at the bar...

Date: 12/26/99
From: JorgeCis

JorgeCis looks at the drink Yeontoo is handing him. "It looks...uh, interesting," he says, "What is it?"
Yeontoo smiles. "Just try it."
JorgeCis shrugs his shoulders and tries some of it. "It tastes a bit weird, but I guess it's okay. What exactly is in this stuff?"
"It's monkey brain juice," answers Yeontoo.
A look of horror passes over JorgeCis's face. The bartender hands him a glass of water that is quickly drank.
David Peckinpah returns and takes the glass of monkey brain juice. "Let me get this straight. Did I just hear that this is monkey brain juice?" he asks.
Yeontoo nods.
"At last!" says Peckinpah. "I finally know how to bring back Colonel Rickman! Now all I need is a movie to rip off..."

Health Hazard

Date: 12/26/99
From: Doctor_Quinn

The "Medicine Woman", as a few people are calling her now, continues to wave
her arms about. No one seems to notice. Frustrated, she sits down on the cold floor
and watches the other posters.
As she is sulking, she observes Yeontoo asking for her drink. As soon as the words
"Monkey Brain Juice" come out of her mouth, the doctor makes a sour face and debates silently whether
or not she should help. Finally, she stands up and approaches Yeontoo.
"That, I'm sure is not good for your stomache. I think it could be toxic."

Playin' Pool

Date: 12/26/99
From: TemporalFlux

Tf quickly realizes that while playing pool with Tracy Torme'...there are certain things you don't mention due to the memories it brings up. English...Q-Ball... Tf then tried to console Torme' upon realizing how upset he was getting. Tf said, "It's not worth crying, man..." Upon the words coming out his mouth, Tf heard a "D'oh!" in his mind just as he saw Torme's scowl...so Tf tried to make it better by saying, "Don't worry...if anyone can bring it back to the way it should be, *you* can! You have the cunning of a Fox..."
Torme' then punches Tf. Tf realizes it's his fault and tries one last time to make up for it as Torme' walks away. "No hard feelings! It was just a little peck anyway!"
The party hears Torme' scream as he goes to the other room.
Tf
temporalflux@hotmail.com
http://www.dimensionofcontinuity.com

party still on?

Date: 12/26/99
From: TinkerBell_12

I'm ready to dance and ready to part-e!
Little late, but I like to make a grand entrance!

“Sorry, I had to leave,

Date: 12/27/99
From: MsFrosty

but MsFrosty had other parties to visit also. Jorge Hon don't be mad at me. How about we finish that dance now."
MsFrosty sashays over to Jorge and takes his hand and leads him to the dance floor. Where they dance several dances together.
Until Jorge notices Torme leaving the room with a scream and goes to find out what is going on. MsFrosty follows with mild curiosity. She asks Blinker what has happened to make Torme leave like that. Blinker tells her what TemporalFlux did to Torme.
"Oh really, a regular bad boy Huh? MsFrosty likes bad boys."
MsFrosty walks over to TemporalFlux. "Hi there, So you are TemporalFlux. I hear you are the resident pool shark. I also heard that you are always right in the middle of all the fights and controversy around here. Wow, a regular bad boy, care to dance?" MsFrosty takes TempoarlFlux' arm and leads him to the floor, where "Smooth" by Santana is playing.
MsFrosty shows TemporalFlux a thing or two about being bad as she dances the salsa with him.

Is there a doctor in the house???!!!

Date: 12/27/99
From: Doctor_Quinn

Despite the good doctor's warning several people seemed to have been drinking the
revulting, umm, can it even be classified as a drink? Or a bodily liquid of
monkey's?
Anyways, people must have had this stuff before, because a few people look like they have an imunity
to the toxin.
Doctor_Quinn can not make out who is screaming and having spasms, cuz some of the people at
this party are not familar to her. She calls out "Is there a doctor in the house?!"
Most who have heard her, just shout back "You're the doctor!"
The Medicine woman sighs and says to herself "I knew I should of told the host not to order any illegal drinks."
Bored and still frustrated, she leaves the unlucky souls who are poisoned on the floor.
Maybe there's another doctor here.
"I want some water." she tells the bartender.
He hands her a glass. Suddenly the lights go off.
She drops the glass and it shatters, like the scene in Pilot.

And

Date: 12/27/99
From: Doctor_Quinn

The lights go back on. Momentarily causing everyone to freeze and direct there
attention to the glass on the floor. Then a louder noise interupts them. Sparks fly through
the air and the trademark SLIDERS vortex makes it's entrance. The season4 cast falls
on top of the sharp glass, with the exception of Quinn, who lands miraclulously next to the
good doctor. Maggie begins to whine about the glass cutting her 'oh so precious' face.
Remmy immediately tells her to shut her mouth and that he's sick and tired of her complaints.
Colin walks away, deciding to remain neutral as a physical fight errupts between the former friends.
He sits on the other side of Quinn. The two brothers start up a conversation with the good doctor.
Remmy declares victory over Maggie, although he's a little ashamed of having really damaged Maggie.
Maggie, as we all know, is not any ordinary girl. So, Remmy's guilt is quickly washed away as Maggie insists he
buys the loser a drink. Remmy goes hysterical telling her she had too many on the last world and refuses
to go through that again.
Quinn rolls his eyes, and Colin just continues to stay out of it as he usually
does. Maggie keeps telling Remmy to buy her a drink, and Remmy keeps saying no.
Quinn asks the doc to dance and of course, she accepts.(Sorry, I just
had to*)
Is this party still on? Or what?

joins the Party

Date: 12/27/99
From: fantess

Walking up to the bar she orders her favorite, "Monkey juice please." The bartender hands her the drink and goes on tho the next customer.
Looking at Yeontoo she says "Look at all the people, a person could get lost in here." "A few have." Yeontoo giggle out, just before she and JorgeCis go to dance.

"Just when I thought things were good."

Date: 12/27/99
From: Chaser9

"Great," Chaser said. Autumn replied, "What is it?" "See that Quinn over there?" "The one dancing with Doctor_Quinn?" "Yeah that one." "What about him?" Autumn asked. "That's S4 Quinn . . .I hate him." "Hate is a very strong word, Chase. I mean he is a double of my brother." "Autumn, please don't hold against me what I'm about to do." "Chase? What are you planning?" "Jayson will understand. Won't you?" Jayson Garrick turned to Chase and spoke, "If he's anything like my Quinn . .I know exactly what you're going to do." Autumn was puzzled, "What do you mean?" "Simply put Autumn, he's a prick. He left Wade to rot in a Kromagg breeder camp, shows no emotion and is probably knockin' boots with Maggie every chance he gets." "Woah . . .that's bad. What are you going to do?" she asked. "Watch."
Chaser9 walked onto the dance floor. He walked up to S4 Quinn and Doctor_Quinn. "Mind if I interrupt?" "Sure Chase, let's dance," Doctor_Quinn said. "No can do, Doc, I'm sort of taken. But I do need to talk to Quinn here." S4 Quinn turned to Chaser and spoke,"What do you need Chase?" "Nothing really Quinn, just wanted to do this." Chaser punched Quinn dead-on in the face and he fell to the ground. "That was for leaving Wade in the Breeder Camp!" Quinn tried to get back up but Chaser knocked him back down, "That's for believeing the "I'm from Kromagg Prime Bull$%^&!'." Chaser hit Quinn again. "Oh and that . .. well that's just because I think you're a prick." Doctor_Quinn spoke, "Chaser!" "Sorry Doc, I really am, but he deserved it."
"Quinn!" "Q-Ball" Colin, Remmy and Maggie came running to Quinn. "Well well well, if it isn't the crappiest cast in Sliders history," "The crackwhore, the wooden log . .and well, I still like you Remmy." "You hurt my brother." Colin said. "Yeah and if you get in my way, all the cans of Colin Mallory's Can of Whoop-Ass won't save you from my wrath. Here's my advice. Pick up your brother. Log this worlds coordintes. Open your little wormhole and leave . . .oh but Remmy can stay, come back for him in about 6 days." "Why you!" Maggie screamed. Maggie felt a tap on her shoulders. She turned around to see Autumn Mallory. "And you are?" "Name's Autumn Mallory." Autumn grabbed Maggie by the hair and slammed her had into a table. Maggie passed out. "WOW! I am in love!" Chaser screamed. "Not only is she smart and beautiful, she kicked the crap out of Maggie!" Chase turned to Colin and spoke, "Look man, it's your call. But I'd advise against staying, you don't have many friends here, we're mostly S1 &S2 fans . . .you know the Pre-Peck era. Oh yeah . .Have a nice day!"
Chase and Autumn passed by Blinker who had been watching the events while laughing his proverbial @$$ off. "Nice job Chase, Autumn." "Thanks Blink. About ready for some karaoke?" "Maybe later Chase."
Andrew Summers sat at the bar nursing a beer. He turned to Jayson Garrick and spoke," You know, if I'd done that, she'd hate me for it. . .with him she joins in." "Cut it out Andrew, you're letting this get to you too much." "Whatever." Jayson looked to Chaser on the dance floor then back to Andrew. "Scary." "What?" Andrew asked. "You know, if you weren't wearing your glasses and had Chase's outfit on, I'd swear I wouldn't be able to tell you two apart." "Well duh, Jayson. I'm him. Of course I look like him!" "I'm just saying, Andrew. No need to get huffy." "Sorry man, think I'll finish my beer over at that table over there. Later"
Andrew walked to a table in the corner and sat down. He began nursing his beer and couldn't help wondering to himself, "What do I do now?"
--Chaser9

Hey lookit the party!

Date: 12/27/99
From: Robin14334

Robin walks into the bboard cave and stops short as she sees all the people partying. "How come nobody told me there was a party?" She wastes no time getting into the party swing. She gets herself a margarita (no monkey-drinks for me, please!) and makes the rounds, saying hi to everybody. She scans the crowd for SL4ever, looking for a twirl, and notices Chaser sitting by himself at a table. No, there's Chaser dancing with... is that Katie Holmes? Hmm... must be fanfic characters. Robin moseys over and sits down next to the Chaser-lookalike and gives him a smile. "Hey sugar, why the long face?" She knows that all this dude needs is a few genuine Robin-patented happy sprinkles to turn that frown upside-down. :-)
Party on everybody! Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Boxing Day, Happy Holy Month of Ramadan, Happy New Year... I think I've covered everything for this holiday season. :-)
~Robin

I guess it's really over...

Date: 12/27/99
From: Doctor_Quinn

At this point, the Medicine Woman wakes up from her dream. Someone must have slipped her a sleeping pill. (Ricky Martin plays in the
background:P) She is understandingly disapointed when she sees there are no SLIDERS around, not to mention anyone at all.
"I guess it's really over this time. That's a shame, it was a good party." She shruggs and says to no one in particular,
"You'll have to have another one soon, Blinker."
The good doctor leaves the deserted hall, which is decorated the remains of the party.

I guess it's not really over...

Date: 12/27/99
From: Doctor_Quinn

Or not. I guess it's not over, not to worry, that was yet another dream of the doc. She wakes up again.
And walks around. Maybe there's someone to mingle with.
Is there anyone alive out there?

Ok, forget the dream crap

Date: 12/27/99
From: Doctor_Quinn

Sorry, I didn't realize Chaser9 had used it to his...pleasure. The good and non-violent doctor here is
a little taken back at the sudden actions performed just now. Not to mention a bit annoyed. I'll forgive and forget, but
I want to dance again.
And I'm warning everyone not to drink that monkey brain juice stuff. I really don't think it's a good
idea.

It's Jerry-oke!!!! Yeah, baby!!!!

Date: 12/27/99
From: The_Lounge_Banshee

JOC enters the party, ready to get his groove on. He sees "The Karaoke Corner" and his eyes widen.
JOC: It's SHOWTIME, baby!!!
JOC runs up to the stage and rips the mic out of SL4ever's hand.
JOC: Hit it, fellas! I've got teeeears in my fro 'cuz my world is upside down over youuuuuuuuu......
The_Lounge_Banshee

The Sock wants a Doc

Date: 12/27/99
From: Ed_The_Sock

Ed_The_Sock has finally made his way out of the bag Cleavant put him in and has made his way back to the party.
Ed sees Cleavant and speaks, "I'll get ya fer that Tito! Watch yer back."
Ed wanders to the dance floor and sees Doctor_Quinn.
"Hey babe. Howzabout the sock shows ya a good time?"
The Doctor looks at Ed strangley and speaks, "No thanks."
"Wassamatter babe? The sock too much man fer ya?"
"I'm . . .uhm . . .taken." The Doctor grabs Colin Mallory as he walks by. "Me and Colin. Isn't that right dear?"
Colin looks dumbfounded and speaks, "Uh . . . yeah."
"Oh, the sock sees. Lissen here kid, back off shez mine!"
"I do believe the lady is with me."
"Ya know I've jusabout had it wit you. I been in a bag in the back for a few hours and I'm slightly pissed kid, so get outta my way!"
Ed goes to grab Doctor_Quinn, but Colin steps in his way.
"That's it kid! The sock haz had it! Yer gettin' the stogie!"
Ed takes his cigar and burns Colin with it. Colin screams as the flames envelope him.
"Heh heh heh. Always heard you wuz wooden kid! Guess yer just firewood now!"
Doctor_Quinn grabs a pitcher of water and throws it on Colin putting out the flames.
"Let's go, Colin." Colin and The Doctor walk off.
"Fine then babe! The sock don't need ya anyway!"
Ed notices Ms Frosty. "Ah ha, the sock sees soem fresh meat! Hold on babe, the sock's a comin'!"
Ed_The_Sock
http://www.edthesock.com
"So? Who's gonna buy the sock a beer?"

What is that noise?

Date: 12/27/99
From: Leo_Sayer

Leo_Sayer hears the horrid sounds emanating from the karaoke machine and speaks,"What is that noise?"
Cleavant replies, "It's Jerry O'Connell. He's butchering yet another song."
"The Sayer is not amused." Leo's eyes suddenly ligth up a bright yellow as he descends from the stage and drop kicks JOC into unconsciousness. The crowd goes wild and a chant of "We Love You Leo" begins.
"Thank you all. Now this one goes out to my number one fan, it's one of my hits from back in the good old days."
Leo goes into another set and laughs to hmself about drop kicking JOC.
Leo_Sayer

PIP PIP!

Date: 12/27/99
From: Cheerio

pip pip!

and more...

Date: 12/27/99
From: Yeontoo

As Yeontoo and JorgeCis were dancing, they spy the good doctor laying across a chair, snoring and muttering something, and jerking.
Following Jorge, Yeontoo goes to Dr.Quinn, and shakes her. "Wake UP! Wake UP! You're having a nightmare! You don't have any socks on! Wake Up! No one has left!"
As the Doctor awoke, Yeontoo gave her a drink to help her. Several minutes pass as the Doc shakes off the dream. "What was that drink? It was good!"
JorgeCis breaks out in laughter as Yeontoo hastily explains, "A non-toxic, non-alcoholic happy juice". At the blank look, Yeontoo lowered her voice a bit more, "Monkey Brain Juice".
The doctor jumps up wildly. Yeontoo beats a hasty retreat as Jorge smoothly asks the doctor to dance with him. Unable to find Y (hey,I'm ducking behind somebody's table), she takes his arm.
QBall79 looks over at Yeontoo and laughs. "How long you gonna hide Y?"
"Until. And would you get me another glass of Monkey Brain Juice? I think I'll sit here a minute."
QBall laughs as he gets the drink.
"You could try some yourself. It's quite good." Fantess indicates the drink to Q.

Jersey enters the room

Date: 12/28/99
From: jersey_slider

Walks up to Y to see what's been going on.
"Yo, QB, grab me some of that juice."
Jersey notices Jorge dancing with the doctor. Something pops into her mind, as she grins devilishly....

Date: 12/28/99
From: KllyWlls

Blinker walked over to Klly.
"Umm Klly," he said, "You can uncover your ears now. Jerry is not singing anymore."
"WHAT?" she screamed, her ears still covered. He grabbed her hands and pulled them off her ears. "NOOOOO!! THE HORROR!! Oh wait..nevermind..he's gone."
Blinker rolled his eyes. Quintarr laughed.

Leo belts out yet another song.

Date: 12/28/99
From: MsFrosty

MsFrosty is still dancing with a blushing, opened mouth TemporalFlux. When Yeontoo taps her on the shoulder and whispers something in her.
"What he's that one." She looks at TemporalFlux. "Your the one that helps out everyone if he can, and does a lot for the Sliders community. You're no bad boy, you're a boy scout. One of those goody goodies. MsFrosty only likes bad boys." She turns and walks away from TemporalFlux. Leaving him standing there on the dance floor still blushing and with his mouth hanging open.
"Close your mouth TemporalFlux. That scantly clad MsFrosty is not for you." Yeontoo leads a dazed TemporalFlux off the floor and back to the pool table. "I believe you are better off here. Beating the pants off everyone at this party."
TemporalFlux shakes his head as he watches MsFrosty walk over and pull SpaceTime on to the floor.
"So I heard you are the one who starts some of the fights around the bboard, and someone has told me you are a regular bad boy. I like bad boys." They start dancing around the floor.
The Sock waltzes up to SpaceTime and MsFrosty, and tries to cut in. He threatens SpaceTime with his cigar. SpaceTime just laughs and kicks The Sock across the room.
"Sorry jerk but you ain't cutting in on me. This chicks mine." Spacetime grabs MsFrosty and whirles her around the floor.
"Yeah, finally a real man!!" MsFrosty throws her head back and laughs as she dances with SpaceTime.

*Dances around*

Date: 12/28/99
From: CaptMaggie

This still going on??? *grabs a drink from the side of the bar and dences into the dance floor.* Cut loose, guys! LOL

party still going on?!

Date: 12/28/99
From: slider409

<slider409 walks back into the room still in his Santa Claus suit that he put on last week. Takes a look around and crashes down on the floor>

In the other room...

Date: 12/28/99
From: Fox_Executive

As Fox_Executive finishes off another beer, he notices that Tracy Torme stormed off to the other room. He quickly follows. "Tracy, what's the matter?"
"Leave me alone," said Tracy Torme. "This is just too much for me." He sits down on the couch.
Fox_Executive sits next to him. "Yeah, I know. Things have been really bad for the both of us. Ever since me and my boys over at FOX screwed things up with your show, nothing has ever been the same. I mean, since 'Sliders' left, all of our shows at that Friday 8 P.M. slot has been killed!"
"Tell me about it," said Tracy.
"I blame one man for this," says Fox_Executive. "David Peckinpah. Why did we hire that guy?"
"Yeah," said Tracy, "Why DID you hire that guy?"
"We're just a bunch of idiots, is why. We just don't know what's good if it fell on our laps. Look at all the great ones we've cancelled. 'Sliders', 'Alien Nation', 'Herman's Head'... the list goes on and on. Man, not only did we CANCEL your show, but we screwed it up, too! We're so stupid!"
Tracy downs some wine.
"Hey, I know what can make us feel better," says Fox_Executive with a smile. "Come follow me."
The two men head off to the dartboard and see the picture of David Peckinpah. Fox_Executive looks at Tracy. "Wanna play a game?"
Tracy sneers and pulls out a shotgun. "I'd love to..."

I'm back!

Date: 12/28/99
From: bahumbug

NO NO NO!!!! Who let Jerry sing????
T.Grinch

Taking her drink

Date: 12/28/99
From: fantess

Fantess heads for the hot tub. The temp. is just right, but it neads something. She adds bubble bath to the watter and then slips in. Now this is the life. Relaxing, enjoying a good drink, and a perfect view of everything.

The sock is pissed!

Date: 12/28/99
From: Ed_The_Sock

Ed_The_Sock has just returned from a trip to the front page of the board and Ed is not happy.
"OK, after that piece a trash SpaceTime kicked me across the room I though it might be a good idea to go check out the board. And what does the sock find? Some no good kid givin the sock a hard time! The sock ain't amused!"
The crowd hears laughter coming from a corner of the party.
"You're mine sock."
The crowd turns to see relrelrelaboo.
"So, ya ain't chicken after all is ya kid?"
"Less talk . . . more fight."
"I gotta warn ya, I have no arms and legs, but I have a foot and I'm gonna shove it up your . . ."
relrelrelaboo punches Ed before he can finish his statement.
"Aw right that tears it!"
Ed_The_Sock is insane with rage. He overpowers relrelrelaboo and begins burning relrelrelaboo repeatedly with his cigar.
"Tell me I'm gonna get cancer! I'm a friggin' sock! Socks don't get cancer ya friggin' moron!"
Ed continues burning relrelrelaboo and relrelrelaboo screams in horrible pain.
"Take that spamboy! The sock never did like spam. Always thought it was too salty!"
relrelrelaboo passes out from the pain.
"Aw did the poor wittle baby pass out? Serves ya right kid!. Never mess with the sock. Issac! Howzabout a beer for the sock! And Tito howzabout singing something from your J5 dayz!"
Ed looks at the passed out form of relrelrelaboo and speaks, "It's good ta be the sock!"
Ed_The_Sock
http://www.edthesock.com
"So? Who's gonna buy the sock a beer?"

HELP!!!!

Date: 12/28/99
From: Doctor_Quinn

The good doctor is shaking and really angry at Chaser9. Plus, the doc is traumatized for life.
Seeing what happened with the evil sock, who can blame her?
When I said I wnated to dance, I did NOT mean with him, it, whatever!
Due to the circumstances, with Quinn in critical condition and Colin burned, she is
going to try and find a nice, quiet, and protected place.
She is wondering a few things, however.
For one, I know Chaser9 had to improvise and make me say something, but Chase, seriously,
I really doubt I would ask you to dance if Quinn was there!
Is there any way to restrain the sock? Or, better yet, MsFrosty, you can deal with him.
The doc walks over to the bar, once again. This time, she asks politely for some Pepsi. The Medicine Woman
diagnosis for herself is as follows:
Potentially fatal emotional scarring

It's all about the love

Date: 12/28/99
From: Chaser9

Chaser9 walks to Doctor_Quinn and speaks, "I won't apologize for my actions. He had it coming. Now excuse me, my date is waiting."
Chaser returns to the bar and finds Autumn. "I swear, some people just don't get it." "Time for your plan yet, Chase?" "Not yet, Autumn, still too early on for it. Soon. And trust me, the gang will love it."
Meanwhile, Robin's attempts to brighten Andrew's evening have failed miserably. Forcing her to consume all of her happy sprinkles just to get back in a party mood.
Jayson and Wade approached the table. "Mind if we join you?" Andrew spoke,"Go ahead." Wade replied, "Cheer up Andrew." "Can't" Jayson spoke, "Andrew, come on man, it's a party. Live a little!"
On the other side of the party . . .
"I'll get him . . . No one makes a fool of Quinn Mallory! No one!"
--Chaser9

Eek! So much to catch up!

Date: 12/28/99
From: Slider_Sarah

You *have* to have a post party while I'm away don't you!!! That's not fair y'know!!!! I have to catch up on far to much as it is! Anyone care to update me on what's been happenning here?
Sarah.

& Stuslide walked in...

Date: 12/28/99
From: stuslide

...saw all the shiny, happy partying people and thought...
"What have I slid into now?"
Then he decided to not think much and head for the punch people where he bumps into someone who looks suspiciously like Wade Welles.

Stuslide
Keeper of Wade's Diary, her necklace, & Egyptian Timer
SLIDERS: ALTERNATE SPIN
www.angelfire.com/ky/sliderspinoff
"Just think of the possibilities."

Waking up from his slumber

Date: 12/28/99
From: The_Lounge_Banshee

The Lounge Banshee was sleeping peacefully on the floor beside the stage when he was abrubtly awakened by the horrendous screechings of one Leo Sayer. He wasn't about to allow this charlatan to steal his spotlight! So he got up and punched Leo in the face, right in the middle of a song. Taking the microphone away, he cued the soundman in the back, who happened to be... Charlie O'Connell?
Then the real screeching began... with an homage to R.E.M.
"EEEVRYYYYBODY-HURRRRRTS......SOME......TIME......."
SOMEBODY STOP ME!!!!!!
The_Lounge_Banshee

I am not amused

Date: 12/28/99
From: Leo_Sayer

Leo_Sayer immediately rises following JOC's punch. Upon hearing the horrid screeching noises emanating from JOC's mouth, he grabs the mic away and kicks him in the family jewels.
"Time to sing soprano!"
JOC falls to the floor in pain. The Sayer then turns his attention to COC.
"And for you . . . a punch in the face."
The Sayer punches COC in the face and he runs away screaming like a scared little girl.