Show & Tell ------------> Fever!

Date: 09/05/2000
From: Blinker

Last week's winners... step right up. Here's what you're takin' home for your efforts on "Prince of Wails" [http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/545/22902]:

• EustiSlider wins a "Revolution #1" single!
• HunterD_Raven wins the soundtrack to "Pi"!
• Blink_Chick wins a Prince album of her choice!
• FogBoy wins an MP3 of "I Shot the Sheriff"!
• Sabre_Edge wins a blank cassette! BWAHAHAHAHA! 7:-P
• Vigeant wins a compilation CD of "TV's Catchiest Theme Songs"!
• ThomasMalthus wins a "Revolution #9" LP!
• DoctorWhy wins the collected output of the Five Man Electrical Blanket!
• JorgeCis wins a tape of "Get Up" by REM!
• Stax_ wins "The Best of Sam & Dave and Booker T"!
• TemporalFlux wins a video copy of "Prince of Wails"...with only the audio track active, of course!
• dellyone wins the soundtrack to "Back to the Future"!
• KllyWlls wins a compilation CD of "TV's Cheesiest Theme Songs"!
• Slider_Quinn21 wins the collected output of James Brown!
• Slider_Sarah wins some French CD. Hey, thë linér nòtes're çhöck FÙLL öf açcënts!
• Callie21V wins "The Best of the Cal an' Parsons Project"!
• sliderules' post I found impossible to riff musically, so he just wins a million dollars. There, there, buddy, don't take it so hard.

The Prince of Wails GOLD STAR goes to TemporalFlux for his Can o' Asbestos plug. Priceless, AND it led into the next episode!

Today's amusement: "Show and Tell." You know the drill... just step before the class and show off your artifact from or inspired by today's ep.

BLINKER: I brought in this bread mould! After seeing how useful its kin proved in 'Fever,' I figured it'd be a real waste to throw it out.

SYNTHIA: *gag*

BLINKER: Well? Any plagues around here need some solving?

SYNTHIA: <shakes head and holds nose as her eyes water>

BLINKER <pushes mould closer> : C'monnnnn! Hey, an ounce of prevention is worth a *pound* of cure. And by that rationale, I've got over 18 pounds of cure right here in my barely soiled hands! Eat up; it's never too early!

SYNTHIA <backing off> : THAAAAAAAT'S it. I wasn't going to display this, but *I* brought in... <whips plastic baggy out from behind her back> ...the swollen uvula from John Rhys-Davies' throat!

<There is a hideous silence.>

<Synthia waves the baggy about a few times to hammer home her point.>

SYNTHIA: DISEASED UVULA!!!!

<Wave. Wave. Silence.>

SYNTHIA: JOHN RHYS-DAVIES!!!

BLINKER <running offstage with two hands over his mouth> : If anyone needs me, I'll be at the bathroom sink Remmy upchucked in!!!

- Blinker 7:-P
http://welcome.to/gate_haven

"That depends entirely on your definition of 'horribly disfigured.'"

Ugh... ignore the other post. Sorry.

Date: 09/05/2000
From: Blinker

And the moral of the story is... never post these 7>:-# things at 11 PM!!!

- Blinker 7:-O
http://welcome.to/gate_haven

Well crud.

Date: 09/05/2000
From: Sliderman

I have with me a Chicken McNugget and a Quarter Pounder w/ cheese. So far they're the closest thing we have to actual mass-produced Sliders action figures.

sliderman

Okay...

Date: 09/05/2000
From: Slider_Quinn21

I still brought the cannibals....

But now...I'm all alone...it was feeding time... :-(

Wait! There's Peck!!!!

Quinn-The new cannibal ;-)
http://slidersweb.net/otherworlds/214

I brought...

Date: 09/05/2000
From: Brand_S

The Q Virus! I have it contained here in its vial. It's very interesting. Fortunately, it's all contained in this sensitive, easily breakable glass vial. If something happened to it and it came into contact with my skin or something I own... SLIP... CRASH... AAAAAH!!!!!

S

Lookee, lookee...

Date: 09/06/2000
From: ThomasMalthus

I brought 19 Most Wanted: Quinn posters from the bathroom of my local Rejected-Airline-Food-Restaurant...I mean Arby's. I think they were using them to hide things from the health inspector, but oh well. Right now I'm using them to make JOC look really strange.

Wonder how he'd look in a beehive...

ThomasMalthus

Well, I've got...

Date: 09/06/2000
From: DieselMickeyDolenz

I've got 'Patient-Zero'-Quinn's glasses. Our Quinn only used them for sleeping, so I'm betting this Quinn won't miss them too much. Besides, the lenses make great magnifying glasses and work really well for burning ants on the sidewalk!

Diesel
 Mickey
  Dolenz

Lookee what I've got!

Date: 09/06/2000
From: sliderules

I brought a home sterylization kit for only $49.95 plus shipping and handling! Act now, and you'll also recieve a bananna phone at no extra cost!

sliderules
"Life is good, but sex is better"

Blinker...

Date: 09/06/2000
From: dellyone

I wanted the DeLorean.;-) Hmm... the soundtrack sounds good too. Let's see I brought that thing called a hamburger that Remmy took one bite of.

dellyone

P.S.
No story this time. Busy with other fanfic. Bwhahahahahaha!!

Cameras flash...

Date: 09/06/2000
From: KllyWlls

People applaud as Klly approaches the catwalk. A man in an all black suit begins to read from his cue card.

"Klly is sporting the famous 'Long Haired Quinn' wig!," Klly walks down to the end of the catwalk, "Great for portraying one's double in an alternate universe! Gets them everytime!," Klly poses, turns, and poses again, "Thank you Klly.."

-Klly
"This is MY tagline, my mighty, mighty tagline!"

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