I scream, you scream, we all scream for "Obsession" prizes!
Step right up, gang!
sliderules wins a laserdisc Director's Cut copy of "Follow
That Bird," with extra commentary tracks, restored footage, and
an exclusive interview with Snuffleupagus!
ThomasMalthus wins a subpoena from Syrup!
FogBoy wins a bust of Q!
HurriKain wins a box of Cheerios with some X's mixed in!
Slider_Quinn21 wins a free reading by John Edward!
Vigeant wins a big heaping bowl of crab apples!
DoctorWhy wins a blazing saddle!
EustiSlider wins a hammer!
GOLD STAR recipient: EustiSlider! Woo Hoo!
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Today, we take a look at "Rules of the Game." To play,
just name a good thing about the ep, and a bad thing. We'll take it
from there. 7:-P
-- "RULES OF THE GAME" --
SYNTHIA: No, we just explained those.
-- >:-# --
BLINKER: It's funny, you know. When I first saw this ep, I walked
away feeling cheated and disappointed. I mean, I was really expecting
them to deal with the PTSS Arturo thing for a stunner of a kick-off.
Instead we get a bunch of badass robots and the first in a long, long
series of dead blondes. What the hell was that?
SYNTHIA: You were actually expecting a resolution to the evil professor
plotline???? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
BLINKER [miffed]: Well hey, why ELSE would they rerun PTSS the week
before??? Hmph.
SYNTHIA: Uh-huh. What's your good thing?
BLINKER: JRD's performance. As usual, he brings an incredible amount
of dignity to what's basically an excuse to blast ray guns and blow
up jeeps. As I was planning to say, the whole blindness arc is one
of the reasons this ep has since become one of my favourites, at least
for Season Three.
SYNTHIA: Even though JRD was equally awesome in most of the others.
BLINKER: Hey, don't underestimate those splodin' Jeeps!
SYNTHIA: Fair enough. My good thing is the scene with the robot spiders.
It was nicely paced and acted and ended up being a high point. My
bad thing is the LOGIC, or rather lack thereof. I mean, they land
RIGHT at the starting line, RIGHT as the game is starting?? They manage
to overcome EVERYthing, even as the professional players get picked
off starting on the first level???? The alternate history about civil
war being staved off by the banning of sports or whatever the >:-#
that was was PATHETIC. And how come Irritating Sports Night Boy never
finds it odd that there are non-players wandering around in the arena?????
AND HOW, ON GOD'S GREEN PARALLEL EARTH, DID THEY MANAGE TO FIT THAT
F-ING ***WAREHOUSE*** INSIDE A **HOUSE**?????????
BLINKER: Hee hee. It would've been funnier if they were robot spider
MONKEYS.
SYNTHIA: Arrrrgggghhhhhhhhh.
- Blinker 7:-P
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