Moral of the Story > Time Again & World!

Date: 09/21/2000
From: MissingSliderMichele

BLINKER: Good morning, boys and girls! Now lemme tell you how it's gonna work. Whoever came forward and volunteered an item from 'El Sid' yesterday... gets to come with us. [pause] Then we're gonna start executing you one by one.

SYNTHIA: [whispers harshly at Blinker]

BLINKER: Oh. Um... replace 'executing' with 'giving prizes to.' Dammit! I'm *always* mixing those up...

• ThomasMalthus wins a Cabbage Patch Kid bearing a disturbing resemblance to David Peckinpah!
• Slider_Quinn21 wins a rag... namely, the National Enquirer!
• DoctorQuinn wins a cattle pen in which to house her pen-wielding moron!
• Sliderman wins a copy of 'Extreme Mario,' in which the pugnacious plumber actually puts his job description to work, and uses various tools of the trade to whack, slash and thump his enemies black and blue!
• HurriKain wins a brass sculpture of the rest of a hand!
• FogBoy wins Nicolas Cage and John Malkovich Chia Pets!
• Vigeant wins a Snake-a-snek. Put in a snake, and out comes wonderful delicious glowing pattern! Mmmmmm... p-p-p-p-pattern.
• dellyone wins a lucrative starring role in a beer commercial!
• DieselMickeyDolenz wins free room and board on the Satellite of TWIW for a gymnast of his choice!
• DoctorWhy wins an Oscar!

Slider_Quinn21 nabs a special GOLD STAR for audaciousness. 7:-P

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Yes, it's time again for Time Again and World. What moral teachings did we take home from this outing? Let's watch and find out.

BLINKER: I learned that if you take your Sliders tapes in to work so you can edit together video parodies in Premiere, playing the 'bearded women' teaser while people walk by is NOT a good idea.

SYNTHIA: I learned to be grateful our world never thought to put the "drag" into "Dragnet."

What did YOU learn?

- Blinker 7:-P
http://welcome.to/gate_haven

"Oh, yes, the grovelling. You were here for the grovelling."

Bwhahahahahaha...

Date: 09/21/2000
From: dellyone

Hmmm... a starring role in a beer commercial. Hey can uh... certain guys be in it with me? Uh... you know the kind of commercial that... <fades into dreamland and now has a smile plastered on her face> LOL

Moral of the story:
Some guys look good in a kilt - Duncan and Connor MacLeod. Some don't - the Professor.

dellyone

Woohoo! Cattle pen! Even better!

Date: 09/21/2000
From: DoctorQuinn

Thank you, Blinker.~:O)

I learned that people who look like Wade's daddy can still be cop killers.

The good doctor

I learned

Date: 09/21/2000
From: EustiSlider

I learned that you can scribble some stuff on a few pieces of paper, take picturese of the papers, store the pictures on the paper, and people will allways belive you when you tell them that it's the US Constitution.

--Eusti

Moral of the story

Date: 09/21/2000
From: TemporalFlux

Don't always blame the actor for screwing up a line.

Many people noted how the beginning of the episode had the information being "L.C. The Rock 8 O'Clock". Then suddenly in Act Three and beyond it's "L.C. The Rock 10 O'Clock" (as Quinn says in the Top Hat nightclub). Most just passed this off as Jerry screwing up his line...but the fact is that Jerry was just reading the line as it was written! That's right...the script was written with the time descrepency (8 O'clock at first - 10 O'clock at the end). I guess the editor didn't catch the mistake because Jacob Epstein *was* the script editor in season two...hence he was editing his own script in this instance.

Tf
temporalflux@hotmail.com
http://www.dimensionofcontinuity.com

The Moral of the story ISSSSSS..........

Date: 09/21/2000
From: Vigeant

Never ever let people who wear skirts get into a government office

People: BOOO!

I mean, males

People: BOOO!

I mean, normal males

People: BOOO!

I mean, everyone should have a government office, I don't even know why I brought this up.

People: YAAAY!

So, the moral of the story is never ever write a bad script because it makes the series bad.

Vigeant
Http://insane.50megs.com

"No, dig UP stupid!"

WOO HOO!!!!!!!

Date: 09/21/2000
From: Slider_Quinn21

*Places Gold Star on Bulletin Board!!!!

Moral of the story....

Its never Herbert Hoover...

:-)
Quinn
http://slidersweb.net/otherworlds/214

A lesson in humility... for someone else

Date: 09/21/2000
From: FogBoy

I learned that, from Noxema commercials to a Sliders episode to a lead role in Urban Legend... Rebecca Gayheart's career simply ain't happenin'.

A twofold moral...

Date: 09/21/2000
From: ThomasMalthus

Never trust a person whose last name is Rosenberg with fluffy red hair who dresses weird...and...says funny things...Hey, this is anti-Willow propaganda and I'm not putting up with it!!! Scratch this one!!!

OK, what I really learned was that if you're president of the United States and have declared martial law and can pretty much do whatever you want, OF COURSE you should just act like the Co.nstitution never existed instead of forcing Congress to pass an Amendment that would make the Bill of Rights (and any other amendments you felt like getting rid of that day) null and void! I mean, hey, how hard could it be to suppress the frigging U.S. CONSTITUTION!!! It couldn't have been printed THAT much!!!!

Oh, wait. I just remembered I like this episode. Calming down now.

ThomasMalthus ("Breathe. Breathe.")

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