Date: 6/28/2000
From: darkslider

HHmm...what the hell do I say about this one??

Fish:
We've been on opposite ends of flames before, and I'll tell you this, you can handle yourself DAMN well. You are funny as hell, and a worthy opponent. Good luck, and don't hold back!

Sabre:
Geez....what do I say? I have VAST amounts of respect for you, my man. I've seen what you can do as well, and I must say that I am DAMN happy we've never fought! You have got ALOT of skill!! Good luck!!

This battle is going to be heavily watched. You two are one of the heavyweight battles. Blood will be flowing like dandruff shampoo does at RandomJudgement's house.

You know the deal. One day. As many flames as you want. I will stop it at the end of today, and declare a winner. Whoever wins, I must tell you both, there will be no losers here. You guys both ROCK.

Time to burn!

Date: 6/28/2000
From: Sabre_Edge

Son I hope you are wearing your hot pink spandex flame retardant suit cuz I want you still looking sexy to the pygmy Oompa Loompas after they remove your sorry hemorroid enlarged ass.

Welcome to my zone, child. Time to rip that baby bonnet off your bald mis-shapen head and pop your mother's wrinkled banana titty out of your cracked and chapped mouth, cuz no matter how cute your momma says you look in Grover pajamas and how much you need your "sassy nourishment" it just ain't acceptable for a young Mister Rogers fantasizer such as yourself.

I'm here to tell you boy you need to grow up and join the ranks of Men such as my Sass filled self. We know how excited you are that Pullups make you feel like a big boy, but mommy's tired of hearing you exclaim, "Mommy WOW! I'm a big kid now!" and "LOOK MOM! I made POOPOO in the POTTY! WIPE MY BUTT!" but that don't make you a grown up, son.
Neither does finally being able to order a Burger King Big Kid's Meal and finishing the WHOLE THING!

Now you have said you are starting to feel a strong urging to other members of the human race. NATALIE FROM THE FACTS OF LIFE IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE WET DREAM!!! And stop claiming the virtues of living in Webster's house! We know the only reason you want to sleep there is because you are turned on by the possibility of a threesome with Emanual Lewis and GEORGE POPPADOPOLUS!!!

Your parents are still sick of you whining to them "Are you SURE the MUPPETS AREN'T REAL?!!" You need to lose the idea that you and the two headed spelling monster could ever be an item. And ooooh the imaginary tales you come up with what you would do with a two headed monster. Sick, boy, sick.

And to clarify things for you so you don't waste any more of the time you put in campaigning for these, a nude Tina Yothers will not be a ratings boom for Sex in the City, a poster of Joey Lawerence in the bathroom of every house will "not take the edge off" its residents like it has for you, and Weird AL is not an idol deserving Sexual favors like he whispers to you when you meet for those "special" visits.

One last thing FYI, this was found on an Altavista search using the keywords "Fish_Bone's fiance". SICK MAN, JUST SICK!

http://courses.unt.edu/sliu/fat_woman.htm

Burn, son, burn

SE

*checking watch*

Date: 6/28/2000
From: Sabre_Edge

Fish_Bone get your pock marked ass over here! It's been over 12 hours and your Pavoratti enema should be over by now! Turn off the Lite Bright before you get your HooHooDilly stuck in the little hole and fry the mini-schlong.

Before you crawl over to me, clean the PlayDough out of your Rectum, its suppose to ooze from the Fun Factor not your magical tunnel of love.

Where is a good target when you need one?! "Let's see what you got!" Oops, that might sound familiar since that is your opening line to every Male crossdresser at the "club" you go to on "ladies" night.

A word of advice: Knowing that the Scantily clad burly Norweigan named Sven is going to slip your drink the Roofies, doesn't give you the right to cream your panties and bounce your juggies up and down in fits of rapturous delight.

Sorry you couldn't make it man

Date: 6/28/2000
From: Sabre_Edge

Hope nothing serious is up. Catch you later Fish_Bone

SE

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