Date: 7/17/2000
From: darkslider

Salut,

My weekend was very.......white trash free, as I was away since Friday afternoon. However, the Monster Truck Rallying, Kid-in-a-bucket madness was there to greet meet promptly when I arrived home at 12am this morning. Along with about 20 shoes with no mates and two beer cans piled in front of my door was their niece "Suzy", who is roughly my age. Offerings, it seems, for Poppa to join the Clan Cletus, as their leader.

I am not sure if young "Suzy" is my age chronoligically as, HillBilly years are not like ours. Thirteen years appears to be fine breeding ages, and 22 makes you an old maid, so...

I can only pray that a bomb is dropped in San Jose, CA while I am at work.

Round IV will commence tomorrow, leaving the final round for Wednesday. On that time, I will look forward to seeing DMD's identity, along with the bringing the completion of "Morte de SpaceTime".

I will then work vehemently to complete DarksliderX, along side with one TRUE Momma.

Any questions, comments? Leave em here.

-Poppa

Oh Zacky

Date: 7/18/2000
From: Yeontoo

Dear Zach,

Your hillbillies simply cannot be that bad. We don't let those out of the hills :)

Just don't take Suzy up on her offer, we still have legal shotgun weddings - and you might not like living in the mountains of Alabama. Tho, most of em's got running water now, the marvels of inside plumbing :)

Now, the shoes were probably collected from the neighborhood. We believe in being neighborly, and I'd look for those shoes to anyday have the mates, and be donated to the goodwill ...any day, just anyday!

If the kids swimming in a bucket truly distresses you, why -all you gotta do is go buy a wading pool, and stake it down away from your door. Super adhesive works wonders!

Buy earplugs.

Blessings,
Yeontoo

ps. I'd say hurry up and post your fantastic stories ...if I wasn't afraid you'd leave after that :/

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