Date: 6/29/2000
From: Fish_Bone

*Runs in panting*

Sorry I'm late you dim-wit jackass!

Your insults are like that of a child. So welcome to my zone BOY! You get your hair cut at the dog groomer’s, you simple, mucous chomping, penguin buggering, misbegotten offspring of a retared ape! You get health care from a veterinarian, you damn sheep molesting idiot! Your favorite song is actually a parodie! "I know what goats like...I know what they want".

And Please...stop that hobby of yours! You know the one I'm talking about! You search trash cans for tidbits and dog treats! Your not going to find enrich meals in there! Your mother, (Barbra Streisand) is getting worried sick!

Speaking of your mom...You wag your tail like your mother, you contaminated, toe jam chewing, hamster harassing, son of a lab experiment! (Again, Barbra Streisand)

Also, I heard you just got a new brain? Chewed-up gum is not a good replacement! The only reason you made it out of school is because you kept swallowing your snot when you would sniff your nose! Eventually, your mucus, somehow in someway, went up and got inside your head, giving you a brain. See? Miracles do happen! You toad fucker!

And whats up with this thing I keep hearing about? You like to sniff a butt to say hello? However, sniffing your finger is not the only thing you sniff! You sniff at every tree you pass, you perverted, hairball scarfing, dolphin sucking, cock faced, shit eating, ass rammer!!!

You have the intelligence of both Sliderfanone and Silverguy put together!

(Ok, maybe that last insult was a little too cold!)

See you later PeeWee!

;-)

Fish Bone
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Dear darkslider

Date: 6/29/2000
From: Fish_Bone

I could not get on the net all day because I had to make a short trip to LA. Please give me an extra day! God knows, I would walk over to SE's house, and slap his mom (Barbra Streisand), and beat up his dad (The retarted ape known as Rupaul) if I could! PLEASE!!!

Fish Bone
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