HappyBD JOC/(Ladies..)

Date: 2/17/99
From: spaz119

Ya baby..you're the big 2-5. I'm sure you'll be partying like a rock star. But before you go..here's
a gift.....no, it's not a washcloth....it's a towel.
That's right, I got you a towel...yes, I'm sure it's a towel. No, really it is. Now, don't trouble yourself..it's a gift remember. Ya, just go wrap yourself in this...yes, just take everything else
off.....the "towel" is too small to wrap around?Then hold it infront of you (I'll wait). Ok, now give me your hand...and stop looking so scared...

(I hear a clumping sound....it's Charlie? He really does follow you everywhere doesn't he? Alllllright, he can tag along, only if he promises not to talk
(Charlie in the background :"I do not understand
brother..."). What did I just say? Now give me your
hand...that's not your hand Charlie...oh well...maybe
it's really my BD.

Don't wait up.

If I run out of vomit...

Date: 2/17/99
From: SL4ever

can I borrow someone elses?

I am sooooooo jealous of JOC. Sniff. Other guys have towels too, you know.

spaz, you crack me up!

Date: 2/17/99
From: StarSekr1

Got any pics of JOC in the *towel*? 2 for 1, huh? Maybe it *is* your birthday!!
SS1 ;-p

You go girl

Date: 2/17/99
From: SouthernSlider

You paint such vivid pictures. Now I need a towel to wipe up the drool.

SS

True Love is in the air this week

Date: 2/17/99
From: HotelTwilightZone

Hey spaz I think you are all spazzed out and ready to crack up. I think Valentine's Day has you all in a tizzy because you are without man.

Maybe you should give SL4ever a chance at romance. He has already said he has his own towel. You never see true love coming, it kind of jumps right up and bites you in the cheek.

Revisiting the 60's: Make love, not war ! I know you think he is the Enemy, but 1 SL4ever is worth 2 JOCs in the bush anyday. Just don't mention the B word, you know the one that rhymes with Chevrolet.

Give it a try - what have you got to lose ?

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Baby!
HotelTwilightZone

Very funny, spaz...

Date: 2/17/99
From: SciFiWatcher

and you too, SL4ever. The two of you sound like a match made in heaven (except for the whole <beret> issue).

SciFiWatcher

Oh-so-true...

Date: 2/17/99
From: KatSlider

That was hilarious! I have that pic from Teen People with him and Charlie both in towels framed in my bedroom...can you say "obsessed"?? lol

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