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Yeontoo Moderator Posts: 710 (10/9/00 5:34:18 pm)	Observation Post "Is VM on his way?" "Let me radio the boat." "Next week, one team or another will have 2 members, and then the combining?" "Yes"
Silly Sillerson Junior Slider Posts: 38 (10/11/00 3:00:38 pm)	D'oh. Well, another one bites the dust, eh? So few people left, it should be getting quite interesting. All I can say to Klly is good show, and I hope-RIGGED!!!! THE WHOLE THING WAS RIGGED!!! PUT KLLY BACK ON AND KNOCK SOME OTHER SCHMUCK OFF! THERE'S SOME SORT OF CRAZY BIAS AGAINST KLLY, I KNOW IT!! I'M GONNA-sorry. Anyways, Klly, you put up a good fight, and we're all proud of you. Ahem. Yes. Play on, survivor dudes!! Bigg-Silly Pimperson, the Dope Phat Wimperson. (Wait, Wimperson doesn't sound right......)
WldKlly Junior Slider Posts: 31 (10/11/00 3:30:55 pm)	Klly arrives in the comfy obsevation lounge... Klly arrived and sat on the comfy warm couch, joining the observers. She wore a "Team Alpha" sweater and had her team Alpha flag and cap. She waved it about. "Gooooo ALPHA!!" she turned to one of the waiters, "Hey.. can I get a can of peaches?" "Of course miss!" and he scurried off to find the peaches. "In the immortal words of Annie: I think I'm gonna like it here!"
Morpheus Novice Slider Posts: 76 (10/13/00 7:31:13 pm)	Re: Klly arrives in the comfy obsevation lounge... Morpheus, having spiked all of the peaches with morphine, snickers when Klly eats the peaches. Then he goes back to sleep. Peace is something that we all search for. Each of us has our own way of searching. I'm still working on the impatience quirk.
Yeontoo Moderator Posts: 720 (10/14/00 12:17:05 am)	Challenge 5 "They get the last challenge?" "Yes, even if the Monsoon is just now letting up." "And the luxury Challenge?" "Only 3 tried, but there are a few hours yet. Otherwise, we have our winner." "Excellent" ============================ Truth or Tabloid Are the following headlines Truth or Tabloid? Rules: 1. At least 2 team members must participate. 2. 10 points per correct answer 3. Periodical Tallies will be given only once every 12 hours. You must ask for a tally. 4. Deadline: Monday Afternoon, 2pm CST (board time). ----------------------------------------------------- 1. Pollster Finds-- 1 In 10 Women And 2 In 10 Men Have Dreamed Of George W. Bush During Sleep. 2. Meat Lovers Rejoice. Tofu Makes You Stupid! 3. Mmmmm...Good... Restaurant Features Petting Zoo To Attract Easter Diners. 4. Miami "Relatives" Claim-- 6-Year-Old Elian Gonzalez Has Been Replaced By An Imposter. 5. 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Yeontoo Moderator Posts: 738 (10/17/00 8:20:02 pm)	Luxury Answers "What were the answers to the luxury quiz?" "The George Washington one?" "Yes, which earth was that taken from?" "The one the candidates came from. ...Lets see.... Yes, here it is..." A piece of paper was attached to the towers bulletin board. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ True / False 1. George Washington wore a white wig - to hide his receding hairline. FALSE is correct: He kept his own dark brown hair lightly powdered. 2. The story about young George, the hatchet, and the cherry tree is pure fiction. TRUE is Correct: The story of the cherry tree was dreamed up by a biographer who never met him. 3. Very little is known about his childhood - which is the way he wanted it. TRUE is Correct: Very little is known about his childhood because he kept the details of his childhood to himself. 4. He was only a fair miliary tactician and a terrible speller. TRUE is correct: His great strengths were in his qualities of leadership, endurance, and the ability to inspire those around him. He had panistakingly taught him to read and was always self-conscious about his limitied schooling. 5. He wanted to abolish lotteries, card games, and horse races. FALSE is Correct: Hid did not want to abolish lotteries, card games, and horse races. Along with dancing, those were a few of his favorite things. 6. He had a terrible temper. TRUE is correct: George had a terrible temper. Those who witnessed it said it was like a volcano erupting. 7. He lived frugally. FALSE is Correct: He was not frugal - he enjoyed living lavishly, and spent every cent of his $25,000 annual salary as President. 8. He became surveyor Culpeper County at the age of 23. FALSE is Correct: He was surveyor of Culpeper County at the age of 17! (not 23) 9. He and Martha had 12 children. FALSE is Correct: George and Martha did not have 12 children. They raised 2 children from her previous marriage but had no offspring of their own. 10. He was 6 feet 3 and weighed more than 200 pounds. TRUE is Correct: George stood 6 feet 3 inches high and weighed 200 pounds, and at 50, could throw a cannonball farther than any of his young officers. 11. He was born to great wealth. False is Correct: He was not born to great wealth, he grew wealthy through fortunate inheritance and a good marriage. 12. His name is given to the nation's capital, one state, 33 counties, seven mountains, nine colleges, and 121 post offices. TRUE is correct: Apart from the nation's capital, 33 counties, 7 mountains, 9 colleges, and 121 post offices, his image is on zillions of quarters and dollar bills! taken from www.osv.org/gw/wquiz2.htm on June 9, 1999 (used it for 4H ) ================================ "Arrangements made for newest guest?" "Yes"
Silly Sillerson Novice Slider Posts: 58 (10/18/00 1:57:21 pm)	Heheheh...... Silly is anxiously awaiting the booting of the next sorry sonofagoat that will have to return to civilization. Silly is also awaiting the point when the tribes will come together as one, and the alliance forms. Silly hopes someone gets eaten by a giant sea crocodile while hunting for fish too.... Silly Silly is as Silly does.
Yeontoo Moderator Posts: 741 (10/18/00 8:17:59 pm)	new phase Island manager grunted to Silly. "Need to bring in that turtle from the depths... volunteering to be bait?" "The teams combined!" All eyes rivet back to the screen to see the combination efforts of the elite 5, and the leaving of the 6th.

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