Tigs, thanks for the snaps.
RMScream... I wish you all of the luck in the world for this skirmish.
I look forward to the outcome.
Oh, and by the way, did I tell you that I dont believe in luck,
or destiny for that matter?
May the highest wattage win.
An excerpt from Fag Club
Back ground information: RMScream is the originator, sustainer, and
a proud out-of-the-saprophyte-colony-and-decaying-corpse-infested-closet
member of Fag Club.
RMScream has just stepped down from speaking with his fellow members
of "Remaining Anally Active Transvestites Together" support
group, consisting solely of Dr. Frankenfooter wannabes who have all
been diagnosed with testicular cancer, raging cases of genital elephantiasis,
and the acute lack of self control in the presence of any of the members
of the Big Apple Circus, especially the male gorillas.
I myself am an irrelevant onlooker, seeing as I felt it necessary to
research my opponent in preparation for burning his over-used-by-RandomsEdges-penis
ass. The following is a true occurrence, which I must warn you is disturbing
and unsettling. The names have in some cases been slightly altered to
mock the guilty.
"RepressedMassochistScream cries because six months ago, his testicles
were removed. Then, hormone support therapy. RMScream has tits because
his testosterone ration is too high. Raise the testosterone level too
much, your body ups the estrogen to seek a balance. Too much estrogen,
and you get bitch tits.
"Around them in the Trinitrotoluene Episcopal basement, with plaid
sofas reeking from years of *misuse* (i.e. excessive pre-ejaculation
and masturbation by RMScream), are maybe twenty men (and obviously only
one women, myself, observing with an impending depression and nausea
due to the obvious appearance of the situation), all of them clung together
in pairs, most of them crying.
"RMScream cries to his partner, All my life, why I do anything
I dont know. RMScream was a juicer, he said. All those salad
days on Dianabol and then the racehorse steroid, Wistrol. Before they
were removed, he said, his testicles were each about the same approximate
size as his incinerated-with-a-blow-torch-and-a-fifth-degree-chemical-burn-ed-out
brain, more easily comparable to the size of the period at the end of
this sentence if your imagination is as limited as RMScreams.
He wouldnt know what I meant by that. Maybe only one of his *huevos*
had ever descended, and he knew this was a risk factor.
"ReMasturbatingScreamer whimpered about his post-operative hormone
therapy. A lot of dildo-obsessed gigolos like himself, shooting too
much testosterone, would inevitably get what they called bitch tits.
He said how the cure for bitch tits was for the doctor to cut up under
the pectorals and drain any fluid. He said he lived for that feeling,
and that while he was getting it done, he would often have an erection
due to his uncontrollable urges to jump the 68 year old decrepit specialist.
He imagined that that would be the best sex hed ever have.
I couldnt help but cry. Its so inconceivably sorrowful
that a human being would have to fucking painfully continue (that is
only if you, RMisaStripper actually have the ability to comprehend what
human emotion is) in such a miserable and wretched existence as yourself.
I pity your porcine, chlorine-and-lie-addicted-with-a-full-body-fur-coat-thicker-than-your-pubes
father for having to live with the fact that his genes, when combined
through wild, bestial sex with a thumb tack, created a creature as low
on the food chain as yourself.
The sad part is, that same thumb tack is your current *significant
other.* Would you at least stop going on about the sex, though. Ive
heard of guys (Im saying *guys* loosely in your case, but for
another time. . .) who enjoy pain and bondage in their sex. . . but
duct taping yourself to TrapperBens Xerox machine, pasting the
thumb tack to the bottom side of the cover, and having your soul mate,
darksliders last shit, poured down your throat while CharmedClass2005
slams the machines cover, thumb tack, et al down on your plastic-fork-prong-after-being-chewed-on-for-eight-hours-by-RE
penis is just ridiculous. And disgusting if I may say so myself.
Oh, and dont worry, that kerosene I just poured all over your
body is just to cover your incarnate rancid stench. Its purely
the initial advent.
Live short and fester.
Stoker
P.S. . . please excuse my tardiness, the explanation is in dss
"Moribund" higher up on the page. And also, ds, I apologize
for the length, as it is my style, and I hope that the content makes
up for that.