Date: 6/28/2000
From: darkslider

Quinn:
Can't say I know much about you, my man. But, I expect to see some sass come from you today! Good luck!

SingularVisions:
I've seen some of your work. You're pretty damn good. And since I don't think that was a fluke, I'll expect to see more of good attacks! Good luck!!!

One day, fellas. At the end, I judge the winner....

My First Offensive....

Date: 6/28/2000
From: Slider_Quinn21

SV-Turn off "Reading Rainbow" or "Barney" or whatever is on PBS right now and pay attention, its ADULT TIME....

Now if its that time in the month for you, this is going to hurt more, so I would turn away about right here if it is....

DAMN IT! People like you come in here making yourselves feel special, voicing your CRAPPY opinions, trying to SUCK ON(I mean up to....) TemporalFlux and SpaceTime to make yourself feel smart. You come in, agreeing with everyone, despite the fact that you know people are wrong! PISSING YOUR OWN OPINIONS AWAY! FUCK YOU! YOU HAVE NO BACKBONE!!!!!!! And when you finally PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR PUSSY and show your opinion, you go CRYING LIKE A BABY BACK TO THE ONES YOU INSULT. DAMN YOU!!!!! MASTURBATING TO THE THOUGHTS OF FAT BASTARD, WHILE WATCHING RERUNS OF WELCOME TO PARADOX!!!! "People" like you should be wiped from the gene pool... ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT CREATED THE LIKES OF DAVID PECKINPAH AND CHARLIE O'CONNELL.

Oh...and did I mention that you all share the same brain? PUSSY!!!!! Your arms should be ripped off and YOU SHOULD BE BEATEN TO DEATH WITH THEM!!!!!!

By the way...a Season 5 HATER!!!!!!!! So, I suspect you liked seeing Jerry and Charlie "work their magic"!!!! I'm sure that all of those Kromagg episodes TURNED YOU ON! People like you disgust me and it is my belief that you should be dragged out to the back of the barn and shot like the worthless SHIT-EATER you are. It PISSES me off that I am a fan of the same show that you watch. The fact that when you die, the WORTHLESS CORPSE that remains won't be suitable for COW MANURE is LAUGHABLE...

I'll be leaving...you've WASTED enough of my time as it is....

You can return to raping your pregnant sister, now....

Quinn

Oh...and by the way.... When I was at you're Mom's place last night, she wanted me to tell you something....SHE NEEDS HER PANTIES BACK, YOU SICK PUPPY FUCKING FREAK!!!!

Oh, and BTW...

Date: 6/28/2000
From: Slider_Quinn21

YOU CALL YOURSELF A SLIDERS FAN??? GOOD GOD!!!! You thought that PTSS world and Asteroid world were the same???? WHAT FUCKING SHOW WERE YOU WATCHING??? YOU NEED TO RETURN TO THE "LEAVE IT TO BEAVER" BBOARD because you were RIPPPED AT by people MORE WORTHLESS THAN RANDOMSEDGE at that post!!! DID THEY MAKE YOU CRY???? You belong here about as much AS CHARMED07(OR CHARMED CLASS, OR WHATEVER THAT PUSSY'S NAME WAS) AND THE IRRELAVENT POSTER. You might as well put YOURSELF and THE WORLD OUT OF ITS MISERY....

YOU SICKEN ME MORE THAN EXEC....

NOW IF YOU CAN TAKE YOUR COCK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH FOR ONE SECOND, I WOULD START WORKING....12 HOURS LEFT!

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!

Quinn

Oh...and Santa Claus isn't real....

...yawn...

Date: 6/28/2000
From: SingularVisions

Well, well, well, if it ain't MutherFucker_Quinn at age 2.

Okay, you piece of nazi drug shit!! Stop telling me what I can and can't talk about, muthafucka. You wouldn't know quality television unless it was shoved up your ass by an illegal alien wanting to have sex with jailbait. Oh, wait a second, I forgot you actually made love to the Kromaggs.

Yes, I'm a season 5 hater! Yes, I'm a season 4 hater! And YES, I'm even a post-Arturo season *3* hater!!!! WHY?! I hate David Fuckinpah for molesting the quality Sliders like you hate your daddy for molesting YOU! I hate Fox for fucking up Sliders like you hate yo' Momma for when she watched the Kromaggs (or was it your Kromagg-lookin'-butt-ugly-dad?) shove a metal pole up your ass. As for Jerry and Charlie, they could kick your wussy lameass (well, maybe I can't say that about Charlie) any day. That still doesn't change the fact that I think Charlie has the personality a butt crack, and Jerry...well...he was good in Season 1 and 2 but when David FUCKINpah came up - Jerry's acting slipped with every episode. And Jerry's still an ass for what he tried to pull after Season 4.

I dunno who you think told you about those panties, but it sure as hell wasn't MY mom you were fucking last night. Perhaps it was your own Fat Mamma and you're just too much of a chicken buttfucker to admit it? And about my "pregnant sister," I don't have a sister, you piece of alienshit! Hahaha!!! What's that called in psychology again? Oh, yes...projecting your sexual desires onto someone else...yup. It's a serious problem, man, and I hope you get help for it (not).

Oh, and I don't s(f)uck up to ANYone. Perhaps you forget (like the feeble-minded pussy ass cocksucker that you are) that I was the one that flamed SpaceTime at first.

Awww, you think you're 21, MotherFucker_Quinn? Perhaps you should ACT like it and start reading the posts around here instead of acting like a blind man on Crack or LSD. Or maybe it's the life-threatening fumes escaping your ass that you love so much, I dunno. But stop sniffing whatever you're sniffing and rejoin reality for a bit, you piece of nazi drug shit.

 

- SingularVisions

Ouch....

Date: 6/28/2000
From: Slider_Quinn21

That really hurt....wait, NO IT DIDN'T!!!

Wanna know why? BECAUSE YOU SPENT HALF YOUR "FLAME" ATTACKING THE O'CONNELLS! Are you that stupid, or did you forget the rules? Its YOU against ME, dumbass!

And considering you believe yourself to be a therapist(psychiatrist)...let's analyze your PATHETIC FUCKED UP EXCUSE FOR A FLAME!!!

Now, apparently your vocabulary has been reduced to about six or seven words...drug, alien, and nazi to name a few....
(SEE GIRLS, TOO MUCH SWALLOWED CUM CAN AFFECT YOUR MIND, Singular Testicle IS YOUR EXAMPLE)

Now, about the Season 5 thing.....let's see...FUCKINPAH, as you so elequently put it, WASN'T NEAR THE DAMN THING!!!!!! IF YOU WANT TO BLAME SEASON 5 ON ANYONE...ITS DIAL OR DAMRON.(Once again, the word "dumbass" comes to mind) SECONDLY, ASK ANY RESPECTABLE PERSON HERE! They will all say that Season 5 brought back continuity and good writing back to Sliders... BUT IF YOU WOULD STOP FETISHING OVER JERRY AND CHARLIE FOR HALF A SECOND, YOU WOULD NOTICE THAT AS WELL!!

Good Lord, you sicken me! Now, before your bisexual ways force me to vomit, I would like to say something...

YOU FLAMED SPACETIME! Now apparently, when you flame, you are forcing your OPINION on someone....

Like a "man", you did so, but 5 SECONDS afterwards, you come CRAWLING BACK, LIKE THE CRAP-FILLED BASTARD YOU ARE! As I said, YOU HAVE NO BACKBONE!!!!!!

And no, I don't read all(if any) of your posts...

I can hear your GIRLY voice already, saying, "Why...sir?"

This is why, BITCH! BECAUSE YOUR POSTS ARE CRAP! IF YOU AREN'T COMPLAINING(bitching...) ABOUT SLIDERS, ITS SOME OTHER POINTLESS THING YOU SAW ON THE WAY TO THE WHORE HOUSE!

For all of our sakes, rid yourself of the fucked up thing you call your life, before your pimp does it himself....

I leave you now....10 hours, buddy!
Quinn

Sigh...

Date: 6/28/2000
From: SingularVisions

It's a never-ending battle against the DUMBASSES. Anyways, HERE is a PEARL OF WISDOM for THE PATHETIC EXCUSE YOU CALL A BRAIN:

1. So you value continuity and supposed "good writing" over "GREAT writing" and having Torme` and the original cast back? THAT, my dear CockFucker makes you a PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A SLIDERS FAN!!!

2. Peckinpah WAS just as involved with Sliders in Season 5 as he was in Season 3 and 4, you dumbass. He was ONLY named Executive Consultant BECAUSE he became EXECUTIVE PRODUCER on another show called "Turks."

But, apparently that's not enough for your FEEBLE MIND!!! Maybe if you TOOK YOUR ASS off of your DAD'S COCK WHILE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FAMILY THREESOME for a few seconds, you could FUCKING LEARN SOMETHING!! Dropping out of KINDERGARDEN was a bad idea, you know.

And I can hear your CHILDISH voice say "Awwww, but I love Daddy's cock! I can't learn while fucking it!!" WELL, YOU SICK GAY WUSSY ASS SONOFABITCH, let me tell YOU something: EVEN IF you somehow attempted to learn something, your poor excuse of a BRAIN couldn't lend itself to ANYTHING but a couple rounds of 1+1=2!!

This board would be better off without your erroenous postings of INCORRECT INFORMATION!!

AND, come to think of it, your pathetic bastardous self would be better off AS A BARMAID for the worst bar in town. Perhaps we'll be lucky and you'll get RAPED, killed, AND RAPED AGAIN by some sick fuck with a penchant for sadomasochism. How 'bout doing us ALL A FAVOR and do it yourself!!!

 

- SingularVisions

Well....

Date: 6/28/2000
From: Slider_Quinn21

Let me drag this out a little more and try and force some info down the pea-sized TUMOR you call your brain!

1.I NEVER said that I liked Season 5 better than Seasons 1-2. NO FUCK-HEAD IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD SAY THAT(Not even you...) I AM SIMPLY SAYING THAT SEASON 5 WAS A STEP UP FROM ANYTHING DONE AFTER "THE EXODUS"

There's no denying that! NOTHING THAT YOU OR ANY OTHER PIECE OF SHIT FAN COULD SAY TO DENY THAT! Season 5 was the THIRD best season. But FUCKERS like you keep insisting that its the WORST!!!! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SAY THAT???

BECAUSE IT BECAME REALISTIC?

BECAUSE IT WAS FUN TO WATCH?

BECAUSE IT MADE SENSE?

BECAUSE IT DIDN'T HAVE KROMAGGS IN EVERY SINGLE MINUTE?

BECAUSE THE CHARACTERS CARED FOR EACH OTHER, BUT ACTUALLY WERE SEVERED A FEW TIMES(MUCH LIKE REAL LIFE)?

Season 5 was a breath of fresh air, and it is SHIT-EATING COMMIES LIKE YOU that say, "Well...Jerry's not here..its doomed to fail!"

The writers made the best of a bad situation....

ANOTHER FUCKED UP ARGUMENT "FANS" LIKE YOU MAKE, IS THAT THE RATINGS FELL! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT?

SEASON 5 HAD NO ADVERTISING GIVEN TO IT, HAD DUMBASSES RUNNING IT, AND WAS PISSED ON BY THE FUCKING NETWORK A MILLION TIMES, AND IT WAS IN THE TOP TEN IN RATINGS EVERY WEEK!

I can personally guarantee that at least a third of people that watched Sliders in Season 4 had no idea that it had been picked up for a new season...

EVEN MY DAMN LOCAL PAPER FUCKED UP THE MINISCULE ARTICLE IT HAD, SAYING THAT "THE TIME TRAVEL SHOW RETUNS FOR A NEW SEASON!" THEY, LIKE YOU, DIDN'T GIVE THE SHOW A CHANCE, OR EVEN BOTHER TO WATCH A MINUTE OF IT. THAT'S CRAP IF I'VE EVER SEEN IT!

SEASON 5 WAS THE THIRD BEST SEASON, TOWERING OVER THE LATTER PART OF SEASON 3 AND SEASON 4!!!!! I NEVER SAID THAT SEASON 5 WAS BETTER THAN ANYTHING TORME DID! NEVER!

Now, I realize that this was more of an angry response to a Season 5 hater, than a Flame, so I will add this....

TAKE YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS, AND START THINKING, YOU FUCKING BIGOT! IF YOUR FAGOT MIND CAN'T PROCESS THE FACT THAT I'M BETTER THAN YOU, THAN YOU NEED TO STOP FUCKING MOMMY AND DADDY FOR A FUCKING NEW YORK MINUTE AND BEGIN TO REALIZE WHAT A SAD FREAK OF NATURE YOU ARE...

I leave you now...

Quinn

It seems to me...

Date: 6/28/2000
From: SingularVisions

...that you've FINALLY spewed out of that volcano you call a mouth some actual words that make SENSE.

From the way you've been carrying on about season five, your cacophonous wailings seemed to be no less than pitiful words defending season 5 like a poor Fundamentalist Xtian defends its faith.

I GAVE the trash that was season five a chance. I gave each Tembi Locke and Robert Floyd the chances that they deserved -- by watching every episode once. They (and the writing; AND Kari) made me wretch during each episode just like the O'Connell(s) did during late Season 3 and 4. Season 5 made me vomit your Mom's cum with each episode just like late Season 3 and the whole of season 4 did. And the fake JRD/Arturo in The Seer was the straw that broke the camel's back!!

As for you, who can't even develop a full flame without first copying mine (or even another contestant's for that matter) -- you're a pitiful little donkey that can't even stand up straight. Perhaps you should stop fucking that broken chair leg you call a dildo and listen to me for a minute.

To reiterate: you're nothing but a sick, illegitimate bastard that has been molested by their father and submitted to the Kromaggs by your mother for sexual probing. Your pisspoor flames are a good example of the childhood trauma that was caused when that happened. And IF you would have actually READ some of my posts, you would have known that I GAVE Season 5 a CHANCE.

But, with your dyslexic shit-filled eyes and a tendency for idiocy and ego-shistical ramblings, I'm sure that would have been impossible. You think you're the best thing since sliced bread. Well, you know what? You're a poor little strumpet that can't even go through life without leeching money off of your parents. Once they learn that funding your little prostitution ring (you know, you and your stuffed animals?) actually costs them more money than buying normal stuff for ya, don't go crying to them when people don't want you.

A good way for dismissal from your pathetic little life would be to die at the hands of a sadist whom possesses a desire to play with fire. THAT, buddy, is a good way to experience REAL flames -- UNlike your own poor attempt to come up with an original one.

 

 

- SingularVisions

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