[Best of luck right back at ya. "May the best sentience win."]
Stoker_Hick dreamed.
The dream was the same as it had been the last four nights: Blinker's
death. The man who Choker_Stick's subconscious knew would ALWAYS be
her superior in the ways of the flame.
The man who, if his inhumanly large member were to be straddled, might
possibly pass on some of his skill from beyond the grave.
She readied her buzz saw organ and...
I should backtrack here.
You see, my esteemed predecessor RMScream was wrong. BrokeHer_Dick
is NOT a lesbian. She is in fact an *octosexual.* Someone whose crotch
resembles a Swiss army knife. Someone with eight reproductive organs,
ironically none of them female.
Three of them are power tools.
No-one even *knows* what the eighth one is, but it secretes whatever-the-hell-that-was-that-Season-Five-Wade-was-floating-in
while while humming the Internationale.
More_Makeup_Than_Jack_Nicholson_As_The_Joker_Chick moaned.
There were many things that Sexually_Inflamed_By_Al_Roker_Chick had
yet to learn. That after appearing as Sam in "Easy Slider"
and deciding *not* to use "Smoker_Chick" as her BBoard handle,
she could have picked something a *bit* more respect-inspiring than
a tribute to a work crappy even by Season *Three* standards.
Make that *NIGHT COURT SEASON FIVE* standards.
That searching for bizarre subliminal messages and mythological allusions
in "The Prisoner," "Nowhere Man" and "Marathon"
is indeed a worthy pastime, while doing so with "Sesame Street
Presents: Grover Goes to the Library (ages 2 and up)" is less so.
That searching for new ways to masturbate using the pop-up illustrations
in said work is least worthy of all.
That when people said she was constantly 'on Edge,' they *weren't*
referring to jumpiness.
But most of all, that BLINKER'S CORPSE WOULD NEVER BE HERS.
The buzz saw entered a final spasm of frenzied spinning, as her fevered,
mumbled, not-quite-pentametric eulogy increased in pitch.
The earth trembled.
Finally satisfied, Lusting_After_Danny_DeVito's_Eight_Inch_Red_Hot_Poker_Chick's
wet - well, actually, sawdusty - dream of necrophiliac congress subsided.
My oppugnant opsimath blissfully envisioned Harry Potter caressing
his tongue along the "Hogwarts" that encircled HER "Chamber
of Secrets."
Even as she churned in bliss, Toker_Hick could not help but long to
possess a more traditional "Goblet of Fire."
~ fin ~
- Blinker 7>:-P
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